
u/Hurtkopain

▲ 7 r/dadjokes
What happens when a ghost sees something it has seen before?
a déjà BOO!
u/Hurtkopain — 9 days ago
▲ 0 r/Jokes
A blind woman goes to a party...
...she talks to many people during the evening but one of them, a man with a deep but gentle voice, seems more interested in her than the others.
The more they talk, the more they connect. They have many interests in common.
They start dating. A few weeks later, the man starts to really far for her and finally gets the courage to tell her how he feels.
"I really like you and I would like us to be together exclusively..." he says.
She smiles softly, shakes her head and says: "I'm sorry… I'm just not ready to commit. I need to NOT see other people."
u/Hurtkopain — 14 days ago
▲ 44 r/standupshots
sauce: Matthew Broussard special https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txo6PuVres0
u/Hurtkopain — 18 days ago