Imagine yourself in an enclosed environment.

Imagine yourself in an enclosed environment.

You have access to a computer with league installed as well as a hammer. You be magically forced to fight an 1v1 with an irelia 1trick of equal skill level as you with yorick anytime you play league on said computer. You cannot leave the room unless you win a game against her ie beating down the nexus though top lane. The Irelia player is also trying their best because I have their family hostage and should she lose a game there will be 🪦 consequences for them. The food and air will run out in 24 hours of time. Alternative you can use the hammer to smash your balls open to leave the room. What would you do in this hyper specific imaginary situation?

See https://www.reddit.com/r/IreliaMains/comments/1wod2e5/imagine_yourself_forced_to_participate_in_a_sick/ for Irelia POV

u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 22 days ago
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Is this AI generated? The rat shaped creature changes shape multiple times and is being kneaded like dough without struggling, are they really that squishy?

u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 1 month ago

I was a master player a few seasons ago. Some silver Trynd main took my Tryndamere in Classic. Should I feel bad for diving him to inhibitor turret 10 mins in?

u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 2 months ago

While it's something I understand why they do it it still bothers me.

Rito's punishment system is following a western mindset where they are more hesitant to pull the trigger because of player count and monetization. The idea is that they would allow 9 bad players go free because they are afraid they would ban the 1 innocent player having a bad day which sounds good on paper cause individual liberty and what not but what about my liberty to having a good game to play without being tainted by some peice of shit subhuman animal player though? Look I'm not saying we should ban 9 innocent players but I'm saying there should be acceptable casualties. 1 single bad player can mildly affect 29 good players in a day where so 9 bad players will effect countless players. If we simply execute the group of 10 we would simply be effecting just one person negatively. And rightfully deserved for playing league.

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u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 2 months ago

Why is the classic battle pass giving out blue essence?

What am I supposed to use blue essence for? I can't even buy runes with that. Icons? When you only use 1? I wish you can convert the blues into ip. Who's idea was this does 200 years of experience accually mean 120 years of dementia or something? Welp at least they aren't making you buy the classic champions a second time haha.

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u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 2 months ago

MMR and Matchmaking in Classic

I'm playing a lot of Classic as a 4-man pre-made. Our original fifth is currently raising an infant at the moment, so he is only spectating 4 POVs on Discord from time to time. One friend assures us that Classic doesn't have MMR matchmaking atm, but it feels like that's false. We as expected, only lost 3 games in our entire time playing despite flex picking every game on the account; we have 2 ex masters players and 2 ex-diamond players active from a few years ago. It always feels like our random 5th is usually just a decoration while our enemies have 2 or 3 decent players. So I believe rito team balancing's invisible hand is there to some degree. Upon stalking some of their profiles, I can see that they are high diamonds in the current season, which is kind of weird since they play like they are plats, but that's beside the point, theist being I don't remember the players being high ranking when we first started playing Classic, but it's hard to confirm without tracking tools. I wish we had access to their API so I can check things more easily, but I just wanted to ask if anyone here has any different experience so that I can confirm some of my thoughts about the Classic matchmaking system. Thanks

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u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 2 months ago

Since mages are an invasive species in bot lane now, would it be wise to introduce fighters and assassins to bot lane as well?

I'm thinking about Katarina, Ireland, Yasuo, Zed, Akali, Sylas and Olaf. Are there any issues with this logic? Get an Alister support or AP support I'd imagine things will be quite alright against the mages especially after a certain point around the mid game.

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u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 3 months ago

What's up with child porn being called child sexual abuse material recently?

https://www.reddit.com/r/toronto/comments/1v2re48/doctor\_at\_sickkids\_hospital\_charged\_with/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1v2vpzo/andrew\_tate\_charged\_with\_possessing\_child\_abuse/

What a weird way of saying things. They are just stretching the world count no? I remember seeing it first for the Andrew Tate one and was like hey that's abit weird and an handful to type out and say but I saw it quite a few more times since then. Is there even a difference between them?

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u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 3 months ago

I would like to have all blueprints as items in my inventory. How can I achieve that in a timely manner?

Additionally, this is completely unrelated but does selling a P-nanoforge to the pirates, AI cores and Cryoarithmetic Engine make their fleets more powerful? Assuming right markets or I add the right conditions to their market via commands.

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u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 3 months ago

I have no (people) enemies. What now?

The only notable mod is Ruthless Sector, which likely accelerated my progression significantly because of the larger enemy fleets allowed for a lot more story point income.
Play time is until cycle 221 so 15-16 cycles.
Every single special item has been taken directly from the core factions.
Old Onslaught and Ziggurat remain unused for the entire playthrough except for taking home the million dollars from the blue triangle people in the early game because I strongly believe they are not worth their deployment points.
All crisis resolved via violence when possible.
No core world colonies have been depopulated.

I was wondering if there is a point in doing Abyss gameplay. It would seem like the things you get there are subpar in most cases and very niche at best like mass spamming swarmies after getting a full fleet of them which is just AI core grinding all over again. What are some good dwellers and threat builds and what can they be used for?

u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 3 months ago

PSA: if you don't want to fight 5 full fleets, you only need to perform a tactical bombardment to stop the Hedge inspections for the colony crisis.

I'm not going to lie but for the longest time I thought the entire point of the orange mans having so many people was because it gives you an excuse to kill 3 colonies worth of them.

u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 4 months ago

Does anyone know the console command to remove protection status from the Galatia Academy or to straight up depopulated it?

I would like to kill them. They are alive but my preference is that they were not.

u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 4 months ago

As a 25 year old I feel like I'm a 18 year old guy on tinder again.

And I'm completing with guys 10-20 years older than me, who own a car manufactured in the last 10 years (10+ years of experience over me) and a house(various certification that I do not have) and a wife who he has 2 daughters and a son with(who is personal friend with the company owner), for girls (jobs) my age.

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u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 4 months ago

Looking for a particular "difficulty" mod that modifies rarity.

The most enjoyable part of the game is the early game where I'm running around with half build ships.

I do recall that I used to play with a difficult adjustment mod that modified the game where it makes it so that everyone is knee deep in poverty and noone can afford any decent quality ships. I also remember a significant decreased in combat loot and how most markets will not sell you military ships. I was unable to find it on the mid index and was hoping if anyone here knows what the mod is called.

Thank you in advance.

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u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 4 months ago

It is it really easy to be banned on discord now days or is it just confirmation bias?

According to some posts here people are being banned for either no reason or by association which is crazy what is flagged by their automated system.

To put into perspective I've gotten a week long suspension on discord in 2019. It was deserved considering I've:

-threatened someone in the violent nature via chat as a joke

-threatened someone underaged in the non consensual nature via chat as a joke

-someone thought it would be funny to report my messages and had me give my input on the report ticket

-ran a small discord server where I helped Alberta kids who was expecting alcohol withdrawn while studying in my province

-recieved multiple reports that I was scamming, I was exit scamming since I was about to graduate

Looking back id imagine I should of been perma'ed. During the 1 week I was of course ban evading. I'd imagine as long as you are not in any public serves you'll probably not have any reason to be banned.

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u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 5 months ago

[PC][2018~ - 2022] a medieval hex based adventure game

Platform(s):
PC, likely as the only platform

Genre:
Exploration and low/low-mid fantasy

Estimated year of release:
Should be around 2018

Graphics/art style:
If I recall its like a kind of cartoon realism, something which is usually made by an individual living in Eastern Europe, likely in a nation that was previously under the Iron Curtain, like do you know what I mean?

Notable characters:
I believe you can create and customize your own characters.

Notable gameplay mechanics:
It is permanently on a hex grid in a larger picture like the Civ series sense and it is a medieval low fantasy with minor magics that involves adventuring and exploration. I remember it having a procedurally generated map as well as the ability to make a ship to use as a mobile home base. There is also a weight system on how much the boat can carry. however, boating is not the main thing. its something like Neo Scavenger however you control multiple parties. There is also a resource gathering similar to the average indie survival slop that allows you to make higher tier of eqipment and whatnot. Additionally there is a decent amount of text, mainly flavour, involved, think of Stellaris text boxes and not Sunless text boxes.

Other details:
I belive splattercatgaming has covered it once. I am currently combing through his 2020s old videos attempting to find it.

u/IlllIIIlllIIlllI — 5 months ago