Find you someone loyal that will leave behind their loving family in a quaint and idyllic suburb to do life in prison for you without the possibility of parole 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Find you someone loyal that will leave behind their loving family in a quaint and idyllic suburb to do life in prison for you without the possibility of parole 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

u/Pop_Joe — 11 days ago

Hey Mr. P, my FICO score seems to be lingering around 330. Do you think I could still secure a personal loan for ten grand with a 5% APR?

u/Pop_Joe — 11 days ago

Greetings Mr. Pryzbylewski. I wanted to extend my gratitude on behalf of you funding my heroin addiction. Through my reoccurring use of the illicit substance I’ve somehow managed to become a functioning addict all while achieving various goals for myself. But anyways, could I have $7,000?

u/Pop_Joe — 11 days ago

Jalen Duren finally sent that “Hey big head” txt to Detroit. But this how the locker room gon grill him 🤧

u/Pop_Joe — 14 days ago

This smug mf on my TV again! 🤬 Can’t wait for this season to start! Sick of this sh!t!

u/Pop_Joe — 18 days ago

Good morning r/Seinfeld! I think you’ll be happy to know that last night I was at Toyota and was able to Haggle $200 off my car note 😎

I also bought Doritos from the vending machine but should’ve bought the Hershey’s M&M’s instead 🥴

u/Pop_Joe — 1 month ago

What’s your favorite basketball themed Hip-Hop music video?

• Lil Wayne (Pop Bottles)

• Lil Romeo (2-Way)

• Master P (Make ‘em say Ugh)

• BloccBoy JB ft. Drake (Look Alive)

• Lil Bow Wow (Basketball)

• Trick Daddy ft. Trina & Slip n Slide (Take it to da house)

• Gunna (One of Wun)

• Roddy Ricch (The Box)

• Drake (Best I ever had)

u/Pop_Joe — 1 month ago

This feel almost equivalent to when ya momma tell you she had a dream you were hit by a bus thinking it’s a premonition 🥴🤦🏾‍♂️

u/Pop_Joe — 1 month ago
▲ 48 r/GTA

The most hated GTA Villain imo

Out of all the GTA villains & antagonist, none had a more punchable face and got under the skin like Officer Eddie Pulaski.

u/Pop_Joe — 1 month ago

…I’ve shitposted here for many years! Now if you don’t move I’m going to call the mods and have you flagged and perma banned!!!

u/Pop_Joe — 1 month ago

Chief Keef took his ass out the hood and moved to Calabasas and never looked back. Lil Durk had all the money & fame and still decided to move like a dust mite. A tale of 2 cities 🥴

Pictured: Keef & Ye

u/Pop_Joe — 1 month ago

This father showing his family his old demo tape/music video got me in stitches 😆😆😂

For the record the son’s reaction is my same reaction rn 😅

u/Pop_Joe — 1 month ago