
u/Stupid_Sexy_Satan

I went to r/Witchcraft 's crummy "temple" and all I got was this crummy group sigil effort
No, actually, it was pretty cool and u/Squirrels-on-LSD is still finishing the thing, n apparently. It was for "safe, accessuble, healthy, educational, and fun community collaboration". If nothing else, that trippy rodent is always on brand.
I think the dogs are mad at me
So I worship Anubis and yesterday I gave him an offering of beef jerky. However, today, I left for work and when I came back, I found my dog had climed up onto the shelf I keep my shrines to my gods (top of a bookshelf near my bed) on and knocked my shrines to hecate and Aphrodiote off to get to Anubis’s shrine and eat the jerky. Nothing got damaged as far as I can tell (save the jerky bag), but do I need to worry about any of my gods (namely Anubis) being mad?
I can't believe y'all use tarot cards 🙄 REAL oracles inhale vapours
If you aren't undergoing spirit possession by Apollo, are you really prophesying?
Nailed shallots in a sewage grate?
Was on my daily walk in the neighborhood and saw this in a sewage grate. Normal residential area. What would be the purpose of this? Something occult?
An Argument Against Latin Names for Native Plants
As a native empath and healer I feel it's my duty to inform people that the latin names of plants are a sign of colonialism and if you use them you belong in hell. The other day I was looking at a gorgeous California Lilac and as I was grabbing strangers to force them to admire it with me, one said "Yeah it's a great looking Ceanothus".
"I'm sorry, excuse me?" I said politely with my fist raised. He backed away and pulled out his phone (evil) to film me (illegal) while running away.
As he was running away I screamed to anyone who could hear (and it was quite a few people at this point) that using latin names only enforces their colonized past and they will literally not grow or heal your gut microbiome if you do that. I said Ceanothus once in my backyard oasis shrine to Gaia and she punished me by making my datura enemas give me visions of my own death and that of the universe. I still have not recovered.
I wanted to say this as a warning for my fellow native plant lovers that we have to only use the native language of English when we discuss plants native to our region. If you're in a non english speaking region then you don't have any native plants - so this does not apply to you.
Thank you for reading this and following these rules. If you have any questions you can consult your local empath healer that does not use deodorant (satanic).
Attached is a photo of my aviary spirit protector that revealed this truth to me with Gaias help.
Lets take a moment to admire this persons dedication
What is this? Found during low tide on the coast of California
Any help identifying what this is or what it’s from? My theory is some piece pottery I’m just curious how old it could be.
Did my egg just form web?
Love and Light is my favorite
Ever meet a real, honest to devil, Love and Light witch?
Those witches be PETTY
"Everything happens for a reason"
"hurt people hurt people, you need to forgive and bless your abusers because they're the REAL victims"
"You wouldn't experience hardship if you just Loved Yourself"
"Your spirit chose this life for you"
"Never hex. Just shame, shun, and be passive aggressive to people you don't like because you're better than them"
Love and Light witches are tuly some of the most purely evil mortal beings walking Prison Planet.
I aspire to their greatness and support their message.