So, about those health inspectors
I have had the privelige of not working in any filthy kitchens. Well, besides a few occasions in my own house, anyway. But I've heard the tales. And seen people ask "how did this place ever pass inspection?"
It's got me thinking of my first job, when I was part of the opening crew for a new restaurant. We started after all of the hardware deliveries, and we scrubbed everything in that place. The people who trained all the newbies hammered cleanliness into our heads (which I'm grateful for to this day.) We worked hard to keep everthing as clean as we could.
Nothing is perfect though. Little things pile up. Something from the weekly checklist gets skipped. Something from the monthly checklist gets forgotten. That dipshit Jeremy drops something behind the floor mixer and doesn't tell anyone, and when it goes bad it takes a week for someone to figure out where it is.
Anyway. I was there for the first working health inspection, and nothing really made sense. There were little things that I knew were wrong, we all knew were wrong, the inspector could easily tell were wrong, that he looked at and ignored. And then bizarre things, like telling us to clean the walls because they were dirty, and writing up a warning for it.
But there were no dirty walls. While a lot of the equipment was new, the place had been a cafe before and the walkin was already there. When they caulked the walkin, they used silver caulk matching the walkin instead of white caulk matching the wall panel. He was dinging us for the caulking being the wrong color? He wants us to what, paint the caulk? Bleach it white? Tear it out and redo it?
I turned this over in my head, thinking about how he wrote up stuff that made no sense. This was in a small town in a county with not many people in it. This guy had inspected this kitchen before. And he wasn't an idiot, he knew what caulk is.
But also, this is a small town in a county with not many people in it. This guy may have been a career government employee, but he wasn't rolling in cash. And it hit me. Every time he conspicuously looked at a real issue and turned his head, he was sending a message. Every time he wrote up something fake, he was sending another message. And even though it looked like his hands were holding his clipboard and pen, there were actually held out.
So I wonder, how common is that?