I don’t know why but the shell of a leopard tortoise always gives me the heebie-jeebies 😫

I don’t know why but the shell of a leopard tortoise always gives me the heebie-jeebies 😫

I know they’re not holes but for some reason this thing gives me the ick just as much as photoshopped images of Lily pods on peoples bodies.

u/emperorarg — 1 day ago

CALLING ICGBC! Hooman cam haum mit dis. Hooman…wer iz rest ov birb? Hooman.. watz in yet mouf? HOOMAN OPEN YER MOUF!!! OH MI COD!! DE HOOMAN EATED DE HOL BIRB!!! SOOO FUR EBERITING!!!

u/emperorarg — 2 days ago
▲ 1 r/yorku

How long does it take to receive a refund after you request it?

I had a negative balance after finishing my program due to overpayment and a few bursaries. I applied for a refund about two weeks ago and the website said it would take two weeks for them to process it. My account shows a zero balance now and I wanted to know how long it takes to receive the check in the mail?

I ralso requested a refund in April 2024 after my first term and received a refund via a check back then but I don’t remember how long it took.

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u/emperorarg — 15 days ago

Today’s family favorite (The Sheep Detective) is shown as full priced at the Yorkdale cineplex but discounts elsewhere. If I show up at the theater will they give me the discounted price?

Family favorite movies are supposed to be $4.51 including taxes. The Yonge and Eglinton Cineplex has a ticket priced at 4:51, but the Cineplex at Yorkdale is $11.30 for the members ticket with no option for the discounted ticket. If I show up at the theater can I get the discounted ticket?

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u/emperorarg — 19 days ago

TIL the Battle of Bramall Lane is the only match in English professional football that had to be abandoned due to lack of players on one team. It is probably also the only professional match in which 2 substitutes came on and got ejected in under 2 minutes

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u/emperorarg — 21 days ago

UPDATE- de nu bed cam. Itz haz AUTO PETZ. Dis iz soo much better dan b4. Soo de hooman fur not bying dis auto pets bed b4.

I iz nebr lefing dis bed EBER 😻😻😻😻!!! Don’t cal meow, meow iz not goin 2 call yew.

u/emperorarg — 1 month ago
▲ 51 r/pics

[OC] I am getting a new bed and my cat is devastated that the old bed is going away

u/emperorarg — 1 month ago

Hooman iz doin meow n evicshun! Need pawyer for injunckshun. Stop meowz evickshun! 😾

Luk at dese! Dis meowz butiful bedz. Nd hooman is trowinz itz avay. Meow lubz dis bed. Stop meowz evickshun and gib meow bak d bed!

Hooman here - the bed is 15 years old and is beginning to crack. A new bed with massaging features is on the way here. she will be the first to test the new bed.

EDIT - https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/h5UdF2Jkxh

u/emperorarg — 1 month ago

Almost 10 years on Reddit and I finally got these 😮‍💨. Better late than never 😇

u/emperorarg — 1 month ago

How does dynamax Hydreigon perform as a Dark attacker?

Hydreigon has a 0.5 second fast move so it is not a bad mon to use if you are intent on using it to fast charge during Dynamax battles. Is there anything better currently or in the near future?

Edit - Thankx for the info.

TLDR- Dmax Hdreigon is not very relevant as there are better Gmax alternatives out there, namely Gengar and Grimmsnarl

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u/emperorarg — 1 month ago

Meow iz angy. Hooman is do me a catnap. Need beeeeg sooo

Meow wz doin a patrol at nite wen dumdum hooman wz eelping. Needs 2 mke sure no filthy greebles to n mai haus. Meow den do a chek on hoomanz to mke sure no greebelz but Den HORROR. Hooman woke up from eepy and grabs meow for cuddlez. Hooman cuddlez meow fur elevety billion foreverz (45 seconds). Meow wiggles nd Getz freez.

Entire nite ruined 😡. Entire patrol schedule ruined bcoz of dumm hooman. Now’s all meows plans r delayed and meow iz tired and eepy. Soo dumm hooman

u/emperorarg — 2 months ago

[Pic 1] Messi missed a penalty 😭…[Pic 2] Messi scored a goal… [Pic 3] Messi scored again 🥳

Pick a side and stick to it dammit 😾

u/emperorarg — 2 months ago
▲ 443 r/NBASpurs

It’s disheartening how ungrateful some of the fans on this sub are.

Three seasons ago we were 22–60. The right moves were made and we got fortunate to get Wemby.

Two seasons ago we ended the season with the same record as the year before, 22–60. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t disappointed in our performance.

Last year we ended this season 34–48 and didn’t make the playoffs. Even worse, Wemby was diagnosed with deep vein thrombosis, a condition that could have ended his career.

Yet he came back, after a brief detour to hang out with a bunch of monks, to an amazing season that we ended 62–20. His performance made him the first unanimous DPOY and he ended the season in third place for MVP.

At the beginning of the season the expectation was that we would make the playin, and if we’re lucky the playoffs. Could we have done better in the finals? Absolutely. Were mistakes the reason we lost? Yes! Can we bounce back from this? I believe so!!!

I know this final loss is going to piss off Wemby immensely and he’s going to want revenge. Frankly, I like a pissed off Wemby.

If you told me, a 23 year long Spurs fan, while I was staring in the abyss at the end of the 2022–23 season that we would be in the finals in three years, I’d want what you were smoking.

I’m grateful for what we have and I know better days are ahead for us. We have Wemby, Castle, and Harper. They’re committed to being great and improving.

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u/emperorarg — 2 months ago

An hour after leaving home after a particularly loud argument with my mother, I tracked my dad to a gun store.

Little did I know that there was an Indian sweet store right next to the gun store and my dad brought some sweets for my mom to apologize.

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u/emperorarg — 2 months ago

🚨🚨BEEEG ALERT 🚨 🚨 meow hz found nu beeg crimez nd hooman hatez itz. 😹 Call ICBGC nd spred d neuz.

BEEEG NEUZ FRENZ. D S2pid hooman wz eepy and sleepin nd meow wanted 2 patrol d corridor. Hooman wz nut waky upz so meow goes near hiz hed and turn meowz head 2 see dumdum hooman eep. Meowz whisker touch d hoomanz eyelid nd hooman turnz over then meow didz d itz agains and hooman wakes upz soo fast.

Hooman den rubs eyez and goes to wetroom and wash fayce. Wen he’s comez out meow didz purrpurrpurr and Hooman took meowz to patrol d corridor.

Dis bestest crimes frenz. Hooman willz do anyfing v want. Tries it tonight’s frenz.

Diz me eepy after long patrols.

u/emperorarg — 2 months ago