u/ihateroomba

Happy birthday legend

It's been a long three years but I'm pretty sure I'm ready to take one sip of starlight and throw these in the recycling. The bottles are nice and squishy.

Let's start with the good. This is a relatively new IKEA TARVA bed frame. It's not missing any hardware and I've only had it about a year. There are no random cracks or chips or anything, nothing to be desired.

The mattress is a serta hotel series. I've had it about four years. I rotate it every few months, I clean it with baking soda once a year and I use UV-C lights and an ozone generator on it every other month when I go on a road trip.

the bad: I have used Fullers Earth Powder on the bed to make sure it stays dry and that has created some fun looking stains. These are not accident stains. I have a dog who is bathed monthly who sleeps on the bed. This was a very expensive mattress. It just needs a decent upholstery steam clean if this bothers you.

The bed frame is disassembled and the hardware is in a ziploc, ready to go. The mattress is definitely heavier than most, so you will need a flatbed truck or a hope and a prayer on the roof of a corolla. I don't have any bungee cords because they are against my religion.

I am not doing a raffle because I want this to go away.

HMU. First dibs to DM me and arrange wins. I will take two backups.

Near PSU.

PS -- DOES come with the bed slats.