I guess I'm into older guys 💜

I guess I'm into older guys,

who keep telling lies,

who pretend to be heartbroken by their exes,

or act like the whole universe is against us.

The ones who wasted all their time,

on their own petty issues like it's fine,

think the only way to feel okay,

is to probably get a tattoo today.

The ones who blame their parents for it all,

their incompetence magnitude and tall,

make it the whole pretence of their mental health,

never once looked at themselves.

Blame the mother, blame the father, blame the ex,

blame the stars, the timing, all the rest,

make it everybody else's crime,

and I sit there disappointed every time.

I know exactly what this is,

I've read the books, I know the biz,

anxious girl meets avoidant man,

and yet here I am.

I think I can fix them,

I genuinely do,

I look at the broken ones,

and think oh that's my cue!

Lord help me!

What do I do?

– Velvet Thorne 💜

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u/itsvelvetthorne — 10 days ago

I guess I'm into older guys 💜

I guess I'm into older guys,

who keep telling lies,

who pretend to be heartbroken by their exes,

or act like the whole universe is against us.

The ones who wasted all their time,

on their own petty issues like it's fine,

think the only way to feel okay,

is to probably get a tattoo today.

The ones who blame their parents for it all,

their incompetence magnitude and tall,

make it the whole pretence of their mental health,

never once looked at themselves.

Blame the mother, blame the father, blame the ex,

blame the stars, the timing, all the rest,

make it everybody else's crime,

and I sit there disappointed every time.

I know exactly what this is,

I've read the books, I know the biz,

anxious girl meets avoidant man,

and yet here I am.

I think I can fix them,

I genuinely do,

I look at the broken ones,

and think oh that's my cue!

Lord help me!

What do I do?

– Velvet Thorne 💜

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 10 days ago

I guess I'm into older guys 💜

I guess I'm into older guys,

who keep telling lies,

who pretend to be heartbroken by their exes,

or act like the whole universe is against us.

The ones who wasted all their time,

on their own petty issues like it's fine,

think the only way to feel okay,

is to probably get a tattoo today.

The ones who blame their parents for it all,

their incompetence magnitude and tall,

make it the whole pretence of their mental health,

never once looked at themselves.

Blame the mother, blame the father, blame the ex,

blame the stars, the timing, all the rest,

make it everybody else's crime,

and I sit there disappointed every time.

I know exactly what this is,

I've read the books, I know the biz,

anxious girl meets avoidant man,

and yet here I am.

I think I can fix them,

I genuinely do,

I look at the broken ones,

and think oh that's my cue!

Lord help me!

What do I do?

– Velvet Thorne 💜

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 10 days ago

I guess I'm into older guys 💜

I guess I'm into older guys,

who keep telling lies,

who pretend to be heartbroken by their exes,

or act like the whole universe is against us.

The ones who wasted all their time,

on their own petty issues like it's fine,

think the only way to feel okay,

is to probably get a tattoo today.

The ones who blame their parents for it all,

their incompetence magnitude and tall,

make it the whole pretence of their mental health,

never once looked at themselves.

Blame the mother, blame the father, blame the ex,

blame the stars, the timing, all the rest,

make it everybody else's crime,

and I sit there disappointed every time.

I know exactly what this is,

I've read the books, I know the biz,

anxious girl meets avoidant man,

and yet here I am.

I think I can fix them,

I genuinely do,

I look at the broken ones,

and think oh that's my cue!

Lord help me!

What do I do?

– Velvet Thorne 💜

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 10 days ago

I guess I'm into older guys 💜

I guess I'm into older guys,

who keep telling lies,

who pretend to be heartbroken by their exes,

or act like the whole universe is against us.

The ones who wasted all their time,

on their own petty issues like it's fine,

think the only way to feel okay,

is to probably get a tattoo today.

The ones who blame their parents for it all,

their incompetence magnitude and tall,

make it the whole pretence of their mental health,

never once looked at themselves.

Blame the mother, blame the father, blame the ex,

blame the stars, the timing, all the rest,

make it everybody else's crime,

and I sit there disappointed every time.

I know exactly what this is,

I've read the books, I know the biz,

anxious girl meets avoidant man,

and yet here I am.

I think I can fix them,

I genuinely do,

I look at the broken ones,

and think oh that's my cue!

Lord help me!

What do I do?

– Velvet Thorne 💜

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 10 days ago
▲ 2 r/Poems

I guess I'm into older guys 💜

I guess I'm into older guys,

who keep telling lies,

who pretend to be heartbroken by their exes,

or act like the whole universe is against us.

The ones who wasted all their time,

on their own petty issues like it's fine,

think the only way to feel okay,

is to probably get a tattoo today.

The ones who blame their parents for it all,

their incompetence magnitude and tall,

make it the whole pretence of their mental health,

never once looked at themselves.

Blame the mother, blame the father, blame the ex,

blame the stars, the timing, all the rest,

make it everybody else's crime,

and I sit there disappointed every time.

I know exactly what this is,

I've read the books, I know the biz,

anxious girl meets avoidant man,

and yet here I am.

I think I can fix them,

I genuinely do,

I look at the broken ones,

and think oh that's my cue!

Lord help me!

What do I do?

– Velvet Thorne 💜

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 10 days ago

I guess I'm into older guys 💜

I guess I'm into older guys,

who keep telling lies,

who pretend to be heartbroken by their exes,

or act like the whole universe is against us.

The ones who wasted all their time,

on their own petty issues like it's fine,

think the only way to feel okay,

is to probably get a tattoo today.

The ones who blame their parents for it all,

their incompetence magnitude and tall,

make it the whole pretence of their mental health,

never once looked at themselves.

Blame the mother, blame the father, blame the ex,

blame the stars, the timing, all the rest,

make it everybody else's crime,

and I sit there disappointed every time.

I know exactly what this is,

I've read the books, I know the biz,

anxious girl meets avoidant man,

and yet here I am.

I think I can fix them,

I genuinely do,

I look at the broken ones,

and think oh that's my cue!

Lord help me!

What do I do?

– Velvet Thorne 💜

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 10 days ago

I guess I'm into older guys 💜

I guess I'm into older guys,

who keep telling lies,

who pretend to be heartbroken by their exes,

or act like the whole universe is against us.

The ones who wasted all their time,

on their own petty issues like it's fine,

think the only way to feel okay,

is to probably get a tattoo today.

The ones who blame their parents for it all,

their incompetence magnitude and tall,

make it the whole pretence of their mental health,

never once looked at themselves.

Blame the mother, blame the father, blame the ex,

blame the stars, the timing, all the rest,

make it everybody else's crime,

and I sit there disappointed every time.

I know exactly what this is,

I've read the books, I know the biz,

anxious girl meets avoidant man,

and yet here I am.

I think I can fix them,

I genuinely do,

I look at the broken ones,

and think oh that's my cue!

Lord help me!

What do I do?

– Velvet Thorne 💜

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 10 days ago

He fell first she fell harder 💜

Guess it's a universal fact,

he fell first and she fell harder's a trap,

I was around for your convenience,

making you feel worthy, filling in the gaps.

​

I supported you through your psych ward visit,

loved your psychosis, God was it exquisite!

stayed by your side through every dark minute,

I was just your safety call, go on admit it!

​

You kept me close because I pulled you through,

not because you wanted me, just needed someone to,

pretty much confirms what I suspected from the start,

you needed a lifeguard, not a sweetheart.

​

When's the last time you checked on me?

do you even know my favourite song?

you seem so lucky for a boy so loved,

did you ever wonder what you were doing wrong?

​

I learnt a whole new language just for you,

did you even try to learn a word or two?

I know exactly how your dad proposed your mom,

you never asked where I dreamed of going to.

​

She fell harder never works out well,

I loved you at your worst and couldn't tell,

that you were keeping me for rainy days,

a girl can love you right and still not stay.

​

– Velvet Thorne 💜

​

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 17 days ago

He fell first she fell harder 💜

Guess it's a universal fact,

he fell first and she fell harder's a trap,

I was around for your convenience,

making you feel worthy, filling in the gaps.

​

I supported you through your psych ward visit,

loved your psychosis, God was it exquisite!

stayed by your side through every dark minute,

I was just your safety call, go on admit it!

​

You kept me close because I pulled you through,

not because you wanted me, just needed someone to,

pretty much confirms what I suspected from the start,

you needed a lifeguard, not a sweetheart.

​

When's the last time you checked on me?

do you even know my favourite song?

you seem so lucky for a boy so loved,

did you ever wonder what you were doing wrong?

​

I learnt a whole new language just for you,

did you even try to learn a word or two?

I know exactly how your dad proposed your mom,

you never asked where I dreamed of going to.

​

She fell harder never works out well,

I loved you at your worst and couldn't tell,

that you were keeping me for rainy days,

a girl can love you right and still not stay.

​

– Velvet Thorne 💜

​

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 17 days ago

He fell first she fell harder 💜

Guess it's a universal fact,

he fell first and she fell harder's a trap,

I was around for your convenience,

making you feel worthy, filling in the gaps.

​

I supported you through your psych ward visit,

loved your psychosis, God was it exquisite!

stayed by your side through every dark minute,

I was just your safety call, go on admit it!

​

You kept me close because I pulled you through,

not because you wanted me, just needed someone to,

pretty much confirms what I suspected from the start,

you needed a lifeguard, not a sweetheart.

​

When's the last time you checked on me?

do you even know my favourite song?

you seem so lucky for a boy so loved,

did you ever wonder what you were doing wrong?

​

I learnt a whole new language just for you,

did you even try to learn a word or two?

I know exactly how your dad proposed your mom,

you never asked where I dreamed of going to.

​

She fell harder never works out well,

I loved you at your worst and couldn't tell,

that you were keeping me for rainy days,

a girl can love you right and still not stay.

​

– Velvet Thorne 💜

​

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 17 days ago

He fell first she fell harder 💜

Guess it's a universal fact,

he fell first and she fell harder's a trap,

I was around for your convenience,

making you feel worthy, filling in the gaps.

​

I supported you through your psych ward visit,

loved your psychosis, God was it exquisite!

stayed by your side through every dark minute,

I was just your safety call, go on admit it!

​

You kept me close because I pulled you through,

not because you wanted me, just needed someone to,

pretty much confirms what I suspected from the start,

you needed a lifeguard, not a sweetheart.

​

When's the last time you checked on me?

do you even know my favourite song?

you seem so lucky for a boy so loved,

did you ever wonder what you were doing wrong?

​

I learnt a whole new language just for you,

did you even try to learn a word or two?

I know exactly how your dad proposed your mom,

you never asked where I dreamed of going to.

​

She fell harder never works out well,

I loved you at your worst and couldn't tell,

that you were keeping me for rainy days,

a girl can love you right and still not stay.

​

– Velvet Thorne 💜

​

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 17 days ago

He fell first she fell harder 💜

Guess it's a universal fact,

he fell first and she fell harder's a trap,

I was around for your convenience,

making you feel worthy, filling in the gaps.

​

I supported you through your psych ward visit,

loved your psychosis, God was it exquisite!

stayed by your side through every dark minute,

I was just your safety call, go on admit it!

​

You kept me close because I pulled you through,

not because you wanted me, just needed someone to,

pretty much confirms what I suspected from the start,

you needed a lifeguard, not a sweetheart.

​

When's the last time you checked on me?

do you even know my favourite song?

you seem so lucky for a boy so loved,

did you ever wonder what you were doing wrong?

​

I learnt a whole new language just for you,

did you even try to learn a word or two?

I know exactly how your dad proposed your mom,

you never asked where I dreamed of going to.

​

She fell harder never works out well,

I loved you at your worst and couldn't tell,

that you were keeping me for rainy days,

a girl can love you right and still not stay.

​

– Velvet Thorne 💜

​

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 17 days ago

He fell first she fell harder 💜

Guess it's a universal fact,

he fell first and she fell harder's a trap,

I was around for your convenience,

making you feel worthy, filling in the gaps.

​

I supported you through your psych ward visit,

loved your psychosis, God was it exquisite!

stayed by your side through every dark minute,

I was just your safety call, go on admit it!

​

You kept me close because I pulled you through,

not because you wanted me, just needed someone to,

pretty much confirms what I suspected from the start,

you needed a lifeguard, not a sweetheart.

​

When's the last time you checked on me?

do you even know my favourite song?

you seem so lucky for a boy so loved,

did you ever wonder what you were doing wrong?

​

I learnt a whole new language just for you,

did you even try to learn a word or two?

I know exactly how your dad proposed your mom,

you never asked where I dreamed of going to.

​

She fell harder never works out well,

I loved you at your worst and couldn't tell,

that you were keeping me for rainy days,

a girl can love you right and still not stay.

​

– Velvet Thorne 💜

​

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 17 days ago

He fell first she fell harder 💜

Guess it's a universal fact,

he fell first and she fell harder's a trap,

I was around for your convenience,

making you feel worthy, filling in the gaps.

​

I supported you through your psych ward visit,

loved your psychosis, God was it exquisite!

stayed by your side through every dark minute,

I was just your safety call, go on admit it!

​

You kept me close because I pulled you through,

not because you wanted me, just needed someone to,

pretty much confirms what I suspected from the start,

you needed a lifeguard, not a sweetheart.

​

When's the last time you checked on me?

do you even know my favourite song?

you seem so lucky for a boy so loved,

did you ever wonder what you were doing wrong?

​

I learnt a whole new language just for you,

did you even try to learn a word or two?

I know exactly how your dad proposed your mom,

you never asked where I dreamed of going to.

​

She fell harder never works out well,

I loved you at your worst and couldn't tell,

that you were keeping me for rainy days,

a girl can love you right and still not stay.

​

– Velvet Thorne 💜

​

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 17 days ago

He fell first she fell harder 💜

Guess it's a universal fact,

he fell first and she fell harder's a trap,

I was around for your convenience,

making you feel worthy, filling in the gaps.

​

I supported you through your psych ward visit,

loved your psychosis, God was it exquisite!

stayed by your side through every dark minute,

I was just your safety call, go on admit it!

​

You kept me close because I pulled you through,

not because you wanted me, just needed someone to,

pretty much confirms what I suspected from the start,

you needed a lifeguard, not a sweetheart.

​

When's the last time you checked on me?

do you even know my favourite song?

you seem so lucky for a boy so loved,

did you ever wonder what you were doing wrong?

​

I learnt a whole new language just for you,

did you even try to learn a word or two?

I know exactly how your dad proposed your mom,

you never asked where I dreamed of going to.

​

She fell harder never works out well,

I loved you at your worst and couldn't tell,

that you were keeping me for rainy days,

a girl can love you right and still not stay.

​

– Velvet Thorne 💜

​

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 17 days ago

He fell first she fell harder 💜

Guess it's a universal fact,

he fell first and she fell harder's a trap,

I was around for your convenience,

making you feel worthy, filling in the gaps.

​

I supported you through your psych ward visit,

loved your psychosis, God was it exquisite!

stayed by your side through every dark minute,

I was just your safety call, go on admit it!

​

You kept me close because I pulled you through,

not because you wanted me, just needed someone to,

pretty much confirms what I suspected from the start,

you needed a lifeguard, not a sweetheart.

​

When's the last time you checked on me?

do you even know my favourite song?

you seem so lucky for a boy so loved,

did you ever wonder what you were doing wrong?

​

I learnt a whole new language just for you,

did you even try to learn a word or two?

I know exactly how your dad proposed your mom,

you never asked where I dreamed of going to.

​

She fell harder never works out well,

I loved you at your worst and couldn't tell,

that you were keeping me for rainy days,

a girl can love you right and still not stay.

​

– Velvet Thorne 💜

​

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 17 days ago
▲ 1 r/Poems

He fell first she fell harder 💜

Guess it's a universal fact,

he fell first and she fell harder's a trap,

I was around for your convenience,

making you feel worthy, filling in the gaps.

​

I supported you through your psych ward visit,

loved your psychosis, God was it exquisite!

stayed by your side through every dark minute,

I was just your safety call, go on admit it!

​

You kept me close because I pulled you through,

not because you wanted me, just needed someone to,

pretty much confirms what I suspected from the start,

you needed a lifeguard, not a sweetheart.

​

When's the last time you checked on me?

do you even know my favourite song?

you seem so lucky for a boy so loved,

did you ever wonder what you were doing wrong?

​

I learnt a whole new language just for you,

did you even try to learn a word or two?

I know exactly how your dad proposed your mom,

you never asked where I dreamed of going to.

​

She fell harder never works out well,

I loved you at your worst and couldn't tell,

that you were keeping me for rainy days,

a girl can love you right and still not stay.

​

– Velvet Thorne 💜

​

reddit.com
u/itsvelvetthorne — 17 days ago