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Trader Joe's pickle falafel wrap with sun dried tomatoes and kimchi
A lot of people complain about how dry Trader Joe's frozen pickle falafel are. The secret is to steam them!
Wrap recipe:
- Wrap of choice
- Vegan mayo of choice
- Dehydrated chopped onions
- Trader Joe's Pickle Seasoning
- Trader Joe's Dill Pickle Mini Falafels (I use 7-8)
- Kimchi of choice
- Sun dried tomatoes
- Romaine lettuce
Put the falafel in a steamer for 10 or so minutes (doesn't take long--I don't have a microwave). They'll be nice and moist, not dry at all).
Chop the kimchi and tomatoes. I like them in little pieces so that I get even flavoring in eery bite.
Add the mayo, onion, pickle spice, tomatoes, and kimchi to the wrap.
Cut the falafel in half and smush 'em down across the wrap.
Add lettuce.
Roll up and eat!
Telly Savalas - 13y7mo! - Officially doing monthly birthdays now. It reminds me to celebrate *with* her instead of grieve her before she's gone. (I'm a constant sobby mess.)
First 12 hours on Progesterone - slept well for the first time in years + no desperate a.m. nap
Sharing my Day 1 on Progesterone, in case anyone is curious like I was.
I got diagnosed with peri on Friday, July 31 after years of a wide variety of symptoms, ranging from severe to mild. The most debilitating to my daily functioning have been: chronic musculoskeletal issues (can't even put my feet on the floor in the morning without feeling like my tendons will rip in half), a slew of sleep problems, daily rage + sobbing, and inability to drive normally. I told my doctor I would gladly take more hot flashes and a shortened life span in exhange for the elimination of my worst stuff. The impact to my quality of life has been profound.
She prescribed a .05 patch, which I'm starting today, and 100 mg Progesterone, which I took for the first time last night, an hour pre-bedtime as directed. She told me to stop taking my Melatonin, which I did.
Shock of all shocks, the Prog as already made a remarkable difference. For a 12 hour experience, I'm already grateful. Hoping it continues, and I'll happily also take the painful breasts if they arrive as the price to pay for better sleep (she warned me).
What I've experienced so far:
- The difference in the Progesterone (100 mg) vs. the Melatonin (3 mg) "kicking in"was noticable. Melatonin hits me harder before bed. It's more intense when I feel it take hold, and I get a headache quickly if I don't "listen to it" and go to bed. The Progesterone felt "cleaner" and made me slightly relaxed, but I didn't feel drowsy like the Melatonin. So I still had difficulty winding down and falling asleep. Which I don't care about right now because...
- I slept ALL NIGHT. And I slept well.
- I had no night sweats (which I don't know if it's related), which is unusual.
- I slept more deeply than I have in years, and with no nightmares (common for me with Melatonin).
- I woke up without feeling exhausted and dreading the day because of that exhaustion. i felt like the sleep was restorative, which I haven't experienced in forever.
- I did not wake up sweating immediately into a hot flash, which has been the norm in the last month. A terrible, frustrating way to start the day usually when I already feel like I didn't sleep. So nothing had to immediately go in the laundry!
- I also did not have my normal 7:30 - 9 am crash nap, which has just been so frustrating. It's felt like someone has tranquilized me, and I get this sudden desperate need to sleep, always at that time. None of that today, though!
- I also haven't had a headache. Another pleasant surprise.
Keeping a little log for myself for all of my normal symptoms so I can see what gets better and what gets worse. All I know is that I'm grateful right now. And I finally have hope that my life will be better.
ALERT - Some Ocoopa rechargable handwarmers (like mine) have been recalled due to a death and multiple fires
I've been a loyal Ocoopa user for years. Two of their handwarmer models that have been recalled were the only things that helped my hands survive in the last five years. I got an email from Amazon alerting me. I previously disposed of my old ones after they stopped charging (properly disposed in a special battery receptacle for them).
I am still currently using two of their newer models that have not been recalled. But I'm not sure if I'll use a different brand now.
RIP to the person who died and condolences to the folks who experienced fires and any property loss.
Comedy gold if you've ever been trapped in a job with a lot of male "thought leaders"
I've watched this at least 5x today, and it's made me laugh every time. Feels like a mandatory video to watch before checking in on LinkedIn (which I heavily avoid these days).
"I found this crumb of useless that you don't know." HAHA! I can't even pick my favorite line.
Original video: https://www.facebook.com/reel/2822122061503615
FYI: Seen in the wild today (Heinen's in Ohio): Cleveland Kitchen dill pickle and kimchi puffed ball snacks
I'm an OG Cleveland Kitchen lover since they're local. Been getting their sauerkraut since they were just a little shop doing farmers' market stands with giant barrels of kraut. I LOVE their Kimchi-flavored pickles, and their dill are good (though Claussen was my benchmark).
I saw these new treats today at a store called Heinen's. Didn't grab them (trying to avoid the dangerous snacks). But would love to hear how they are if you've had them!
If you're personally on Medicaid and doing HRT, can you share what your out-of-pocket expenses look like?
I've been on Medicaid for a few months due to unemployment. Burning my savings to live. Hoping the situation will change in the coming months re: income. In the meantime, I need to rely on Medicaid, which I've never been on before.
I also am on *not* HRT yet, but I desperately need to be. Looking for in-network hormone doctors for the insurance I was provided.
If you're also on Medicaid, and you're on HRT, can you share what you're taking and what your monthly out-of-pocket expenses have been? I know it's different for everyone, but I'm trying to brace myself for an estimate.
Seeking up-to-date feedback on older Humanscale pneumatic desks
I work from home and would like to buy a pneumatic desk instead of an electric desk. (I've been unemployed for 14 months and started two businesses, so money is tight, and the standing desk is where I spend my life. Been using a hand crank one and don't want another.
A local office furniture resale store has an older Humanscale pneumatic desk in good condition. Likely around $200 (going to see it later today).
For those of you who bought one of these when they were around, how is it holding up? I've seen a few posts in the archives here stating that the mechanism stop working properly, including the whole thing getting stuck in one position or half of it falling and getting stuck. I can't afford to buy a desk and have it break. I don't mind scuffs and normal wear and tear, but functionality is key.
Would love to hear from folks who've used it for a long time. TIA!
Telly Savalas - 13y6mo - I get so grieve-y and miss her while she sleeps so much of the day away. Elder Dog Law now requires 1 billion extra smooches when she's awake.
Telly Savalas - 13y + 6mo (!) - Half birthdays count now because I'm scared there won't be another. I just want 15. Not too much to ask, right? COME ON.
Considering a like-new Xerox C310/DNI (laser color) for a tiny home business - Any input?
I have a new tiny marketing business helping local small businesses. I need to be able print things occasionally to show them in person. Going to a print shop is no longer feasible with all of the driving. I need to test things at home.
I've been looking for used Brother models but can't find the ones I need refurbished. (Don't need a scanner.) A local seller has the Xerox 310/DNI for $150. It's 1.5 years old. If it could last me a few years without problems, I'd be happy.
I need the prints to look high quality since they'll show mockups of things. Any input would be great. The reviews and articles make it seem ok. Thank you!
CLE solopreneurs: Who do you love for local/regional banking? And why?
I'm launching a new small business and don't want to use an online FinTech bank for it (previously used Novo). I want a local or regional bank. I'm open to trying a credit union if there's a right fit. Seeking recommendations from solopreneurs, especially. Or small businesses doing less than $50k
What I need:
- No (or low) monthly fees (or easily waivable)
- No (or low) minimum balance requirement
- No per-transaction fees after a low cap — I'll have high transaction volume (50+ per month)
- In-person branch access and a real phone number for support
- Ability to open multiple business accounts (checking + savings) under the same LLC for budgeting purposes (I'll be using a Profit-First bucketing system)
- Cash deposit capability
- Zelle for business would be a huge plus
- Ideally a good mobile app/tech that isn't still trapped in 2005
If you've got input to share:
Where do you bank, and would you actually recommend it?
If you're at a credit union, was it easy to join as a solo business owner without an employer tie?
Any places to avoid, and why?
Thank you!
Any Procion MX experts here color matching (or close-to) tencel and rayon?
I have two 100% rayon blouses with a washed effect that I want to dye so they're darker and deeper. I'm fine with keeping the washed effect or having them be solid. But I don't want tie dye or any other decorative look. I know I need Procion MX, but I've never done this before. I'm hoping to get a close color match to my desired colors.
I want the turquoise blouse to be the dark teal seen in the hoodie and the bottom swatch color.
I want the grey blouse to be a darker charcoal, but not as dark as the black at the botom.
Jacquard's Procion MX appears to have a teal that matches (071 Teal). They don't have a charcoal, so I dont' know if that means I need grey (211 Neutral Grey) + a little black (150 Jet Black), or how else to combine things.
Any input?
1987 Seiko commercial - For much of my life, every time someone has said the word "husband," I have imitated this lady. But nobody around me ever gets it. Someday!
If Claussen made popcorn, this would be it. I wait all year for it to hit shelves before it disappears again. IT'S HERE.
I live in Ohio/USA, and we have a grocery store chain here called Giant Eagle that is sometimes part of a bigger brand called Market District (MD). Every year, MD releases different limited run seasonal food products, none of which I care about except their Dill Pickle Popcorn. It's usually available for 1-2 months max. I look forward to it all year because it is THE BEST dill pickle popcorn I've ever had in my life.
I've tried so many other brands, and none of them seem to taste like pickles. They may be slightly vinegary, with a hint of something "generally pickle." But this product tastes like Claussen pickles to me if they coated popcorn. You can taste the garlic and real dill and a smidge of onion, plus sharp vinegar. The popcorn is light and puffy like Boom Chicka Pop vs. more typical popcorn texture.
10/10. Every time. If you're in a state with MD stores, it's a must-try.
I WON THE LOTTERY! A Claussen Minis jar from The Before Times in the wild. Last one on the shelf.
It was like a reverse Willy Wonka Golden Ticket moment. I pulled the jar off the shelf expecting to see the death knell sticker on the lid, but there was none. I blurted to the dude stocking cheese, "THIS IS WORTH A THOUSAND DOLLARS!" The rest of the jars were all new stock, sadly. But to even find one...I'll take it!
The expiration date is April 2026, which is a double jackpot because I normally let them sit sealed for several months to get more sour.
I bough it at the normal discount store chain I used to get them from (where I literally returned 5 unopened stickered jars after the first one I opened was terrible), but at a much smaller location where people evidently didn't buy them often. All mine!
Lucky day. It's the little things, you know. I don't ask for much in life.
Belmont Peanuts - dill pickle flavor - would buy again - 7/10
I bought these from the Home Goods clearance section. Didn't have high hopes after the last brand of dill pickle peanuts I got there, which I tossed because they were nearly inedible. But for $3.50, I took a shot.
These were much better. You can taste some vinegary-ness and a little bit of dill. More flavor than the last brand. But not as prominent as Planters Dill Pickle Cashews flavor.
What surprised me most was how good the actual peanuts were. They were awesomely hard and crunchy--like they were freshly shelled. Most flavor-coated peanuts (honey-roasted, whatever) have softer peanuts. When you bite into these, you have to crunch and chew in the best ways. I've never had a peanut product with peanuts this good.
Total score: 7/10 (the peanuts make it almost a 7.5). Would buy again (if on clearance).
My favorite pickle peanuts are still the old Trader Joe's product that has been discontinued.
Before Google, before Ask Jeeves, before my house even had encyclopedias, the Coleco Quiz Wiz was how I learned cool facts.
I wish so badly that I still had mine. We had a huge collection of the books, and I used to sit for hours and play with this alone, then test my dad to see if he knew things. It evolved into me buying books of lists from Waldenbooks and B. Dalton, playing endless games of Trivial Pursuit and Balderdash.
The internet is gawesome, but there was just something magical about these simple games. I miss the novelty of learning fun facts about the world before it was all at our fingertips.
Did you have the Quiz Wiz?