u/Bored_Orangutan

I saw these while shopping at Aldi’s and thinking to myself, “Imagine living your life as a chicken only for your corpse to be ripped apart and reshaped into the number 6”

In case people weren’t aware, there is a national blood shortage going in the United States right now and some hospitals only have maybe a days worth of blood at most. I’m actually at a Red Cross donation center waiting to donate myself (picture is just a stock image). I enjoy donating blood because does save lives and I encourage anyone who can donate to try and see if they can. A simple arm prick could save someone’s live.

Before I begin my rant; I just want to say that if you’re a gardener or like gardening, I already hate you before I even get to know you.

I’m a simple man who occasionally likes to wear buckets and traffic cones on my head and every so often, I feel like a snack. So I’m going to my neighbors place for dinner when all of the sudden, this leafy little bastards get in the way. Like, I just want to grab a bite. Is that so wrong? It would make my life so much easier if my neighbor just watched TV all day and not use his brain at all.

P.S. I also hate lawnmowers and pool cleaners

Zu zubat zubat ZUBAT! Zubat *Confuse ray* zu-zubat zu. Zubat zu-zubat Zubat *Leech life* Zubat Zu-Zubat. ZUBAT ZUBAT ZUBAT! Zubat *Growl* Zubat Zu-Zubat Zubat! Zubat! Zubat zubat SCREEEEEEEE Zubat Zubat Zu-Zubat.

Freaking love this little dude and his drops.

I double dog dare you.