If you wanted any Umamusume to be with. Who would it be?

Me personally, Fenomeno is the way to go. She has a fierce but absolutely adorable personality. I like that in a woman

u/Friendly_Pause2110 — 1 month ago

Yall ever just look in the mirror and go "damn"

As in "damn. Am I a bigger bum than the characters I slander?" You have potential to be a great person and productive.

But here you are, browsing reddit. Shitposting like it means anything or actually helps you in life.

Your patience gets tested with people making fun of your goat to the point you ask yourself "why do I even like this character?"

There's only so many times you have to remind yourself why you like them so much.

Does straight up dropping jjk actually help? Or does it just take away something that kept you from boredom and bad decisions?

Because no matter how you feel. JJK will continue to thrive in pop culture no matter what. It doesn't care about your emotions and inner turmoil. It's a product, not a person to be reasoned or find a middle ground with.

But your investment just feels like it's just too much to just drop like it meant nothing. Because it did mean something to you. It meant a lot to you, and it became part of who you are. A JJK fan.

But overtime you feel like that part of you has done nothing but waste your time.

This was my existential kaisen.

u/Friendly_Pause2110 — 1 month ago
▲ 1.4k r/UmaMusume

I love umamusume that make me go "how do you even function?"

I need more like this. I need more silly umamusume

Are there more Umamusume like this in global?

u/Friendly_Pause2110 — 1 month ago

Literally me after BARELY beating Shogun

Wasp was so damn annoying in the final fight I spent an ACTUAL HOUR ON and was always stopping me from reaching Widow and Shogun. But my face of Triumph dropped immediately when it sent me all the way back to Lynx' area

u/Friendly_Pause2110 — 2 months ago

What umamusume do you despise but wouldn't mind Umapyoi with?

Easily that's Golshi. She had annoyed me one too many times. But she is too fine to hate on every level

u/Friendly_Pause2110 — 2 months ago

What prolong exposure to reddit umamusume does to a man

I vowed to not become a gooner to these horses. I thought I was strong enough to resist

u/Friendly_Pause2110 — 2 months ago

What's a job that a failed umamusume would take that make you laugh at them

Me personally. Seeing a very popular and once successful umamusume be reduced to a worker at a place like McDonald's or lord forbid Burger King. Like bro is so washed

Source:

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSVxwf9BP/

u/Friendly_Pause2110 — 2 months ago

Had a weird ass dream last night

I guess I had Super Freak in my subconscious last night cuz I was explaining why Super Creek was called that. But in my dream she was like putting her tongue on me in all kinds of places. It was so damn weird. Worst part is that I didn't even enjoy it. Damn you Super freak, damn you

u/Friendly_Pause2110 — 2 months ago