u/Keaty213

Why try to correct me if you're just going to restate what I said? Just say you agree.

All wild cherry and grape candies ive ever tried are too chalky and taste nothing like cherry or grape. They're just too bitter. They also leave this weird like sweetish soury icky coating in your mouth that takes chugging a water bottle to wash off. I love real cherries and grapes, but I have yet to see a cherry or grape flavored candy that satisfied me.

If it's 7am, that already tells me it's morning. Same for any am time. You could also just say "7 in the morning" without the am.

I do this atleast once every day. I get curious about what the top post in a sub is.

It's COULD'VE! IT'S NOT COULD OF!

My friend and I just got into a mini-argument over this. He thought it meant not spicy and was mad when he ordered food mild and it was still a little spicy. I told him he should've asked for no spice if he didn't want any spice at all. And then he told me mild and no spice were the same. We asked our other friends and they were pretty 50/50. What do yall think?

I swear, every july/august, everyone is talking about christmas. And every december/january, everyone is talking about "I can't wait for summer. At this point, we need to just move to australia and make it december. The grass really is greener on the other side.

Without fail, under any video about movies, songs, food, art, or sport, these people flock to the comment sections to shit on it. If a new album is "just songs", then why are you pressed about "just songs"? Let people have fun. Don't listen to these people, they're just trying to pull you down. Have fun with whatever you want to have fun with if you're not hurting anyone.

I see so many comments under storytime posts that are basically just,

Random fuck123: "Here is what I wouldve done if I was x person in this story" paragraphs "If you did so and so differently I would agree with you but..." paragraphs

when the person didn't even ask for personal takes or advice. Who gives a fuck about your two cents on a story? I can get it if it's solicited (like an AITAH or AIO where op asks strictly to get feedback and advice), but otherwise? Keep it to yourself. I feel like it's such an overstep too. They feel entitled to being the arbiter in all stories and scenarios that show up on their feed. No, jerry_trousers4829, no one was dying to know what wouldve done different in the hypothetical scenario that you were one of the people in the story. "Well, but if I was dad I woul-" well, you're not dad. "Me personally, if I was your friend I-" you're not their friend. And when op (kindly) tells them they didnt ask, guess what happens? They get downvoted into oblivion. The universe does not revolve around you. If this is not hot, I will accept that, but with the amount of these comments I'm seeing? I doubt this is ice cold.

I'm not paying you $3 to see my personality type, especially if you didnt even tell me first. Now I just wasted 5 minutes (or more if it's longer) on a fucking questionaire.

When everything good is a 10/10, and everything better is an 11/10, the scale is meaningless. Fuck off with 12/10 too. You might as well say good, better, and best.

Since it was back to school, I thought "hey, I should ask my mom for new skincare products since I'm out of some stuff and we are shopping today anyways". Apparently I was wrong in thinking that according to my dad. Since I know no one store would have all of the products I need, I just asked my mom to get the things on amazon. (Which she agreed to btw.) These were the things I added if it matters

1: Clarifying shampoo
2: Rice lotion
3: Face serum
4: Anti-acne cream
5: Sunscreen & lotion
6: Derma razors

Edit: These 6 items cost $77 all together. It's not extremely unreasonable for the products I wanted.

I cannot possibly imagine how any of these are unreasonable. But of course, my stingy dad, interrupted when my mom read out everything I needed and told my mom "He isnt ordering that, he is not spending money on shit we don't need." (Exact words) which really baffled me. First of all, shampoo is literally a BARE minimum. It is soap used to clean your hair. It is pretty obvious that that is not a luxury, it is a need. Second of all, I am literally a teenage boy. Which teenage boy has he met that doesnt have acne, dry skin, unwanted patchy facial hair, or unsmooth skin? I'm not going to go into details here, but you can get why I would need that. He had shit arguments for why I didnt "need" those too. Here is exactly everything he said.

"You don't use your shampoo anyways. You just pour all your shampoo and bodywash down the drain and clog up my damm pipes. I'm not spending $20 for shampoo."

Bitch, how do you think I went through my last bottles? I FUCKING USED THEM. And where tf else does shampoo go? Up my ass? It goes down the drain because you wash it out you don't just let it sit in your scalp and give you an itchy scalp.

"What do you need sunscreen and lotion for? You don't go outside anyways. I work in the heat all day and I don't need sunscreen."

(Spoiler alert: he has shit skin and wrinkles)

"You don't need to do anything to your face. Youre not an adult. Razors is for when you get a beard. You don't need a face serum."

How tf am I supposed to get rid of my patchy lip hairs? Just spend 3 hours in the mirror plucking them? Sorry I actually care about my appearance and give a shit if my face looks good.

"You don't need acne cream, you need to cut your hair. If you keep your hair long it drips oil down onto your face and clogs up your forehead. All you need a razor for is to shave off your hair."

This was especially funny because he is mr "you don't need shampoo". I have no idea where he got that idea anyways. I guess it is true to an extent but do you know how you solve oil in your hair? YOU GET SHAMPOO.

And when I actually started arguing back instead of letting him tell me I don't need basic hygiene products he pulled out the "How about you just pack your shit get out of my house and get a job". He really tried to kick me out because I asked for shampoo. (I'm not entirely sure if he was just saying that or genuinely wanted to disown me and kick me out just because I wanted shampoo and skincare.) The worst part is I'm not even 16 yet. I don't know who he talks to but he needs to change that if he thinks anyone will hire me. And then he told my mom that she can order anything she wants but it's not going to come home. (Thankfully) she eventually told him to cut it out and ordered it for me anyways. I can't believe this happened to me. I don't care if you agree with my dad either. Mail him a letter if you want to tell him for all I care.

Second edit: I am going to block you if you assume details about my living situation, family life, ability to work, or any personal details. It's not your business. If you don't think my post has enough nuance then find another one.

I hate when people only use periods to look serious. It's even worse because these people don't even know how to use punctuation correctly. "Been saying this for years." is not a full sentence it's a sentence FRAGMENT.
"What are you even talking about." is a fucking question not a statement. Punctuation is not an "I'm being serious when I'm talking" marker that you can just insert wherever when you're talking. And some of these people just throw in commas whenever they feel like it. Why tf is there 7 commas in your sentence? These people need to go back to school. This is a repost because I titled this post terribly the first time.

Wouldnt they just be blowing hot air straight into your face?

OBVIOUSLY MADE UP STORY GLAMORIZING OP WHILE DEMONIZING EVERYONE ELSE IN OP'S LIFE