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Finally, after so long, Im considering this complete.

I enjoyed putting this together so far, and I plan to add more decorations and stuff.

I don’t plan to add fishies to the tank, as I don’t have the skills to keep those guys alive.

I finally had a plank engine worthy dream. Anyway, I don’t know the context of this but I saw three blue milklookers firing blue laser beams down a purple hallway.

Is this what Toby dreamt? Is this chapter 6?

The Psycheborn cult, in its prime, was the Psycheborn empire. They were led by the Firstborn Prime Psycheborn, the most powerful Psycheborn to ever exist, and the only one that could wield all known magic types. He was an utter unit, and was around seven feet tall, and was pretty muscular, and handsome, even when he was 218 years old, he still looked hot.

He was able to stand still, and take a hit by being an enemy chariot, and still stay standing without flinching or moving an inch. He could lift ships with ease.

He was a decent leader, and cared about his people.. well, he didn’t care for the normal humans, he just wanted them all enslaved, and turned into cattle so that they could harvest their souls to power their magic, since Psycheborns are humans that can use souls for magic.

He was still an evil person overall, and deserved to die… and he did die.

After his previous wife died of old age, The Firstborn raided some Greek village and yanked a woman he thought was pretty. She was forced to marry him, and after a few months of being married with that egotistical dick, she got her hands on an anomalous material that could negate Psycheborn magic, which let her slice open his impenetrable skin and neck.

She decapitated him and kicked his head down the stairs of his evil tower lair, and led a revolution.

After the empire went through a revolution and a big-ass civil war over who should rule it, the empire collapsed and became a small cult, which grew over time.

In modern days, the Psycheborn Cult utterly glazes this guy..

They were right about him…. Some of the time.

I got these photos on one of my last visits to Sunvalley.

"I'd say, 'I'm sorry.' Sincerely. I am sorry — I was bossy... and monstrous... And, I am genuinely sorry."

They are so annoying! ANNOYING! THEY ARE UGLY! They always fight with each other about stupid things! They are also very Monster-Phobic! And they even support stereotypes and cultural appropriation about us monsters! Us skeletons don’t appreciate them dressing up like us and mocking our cultures! Not all vampires are DRACULA! Not all zombies are Frankensteins monster! Not all ghosts look like white blankets!

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE SHIT THEY PULL! And not to mention NECROPHILES! And they say us MONSTERS and ghouls are EVIL! THEY ARE JUST DIIISGUSTIINGGGGG!!!!!

Skeletons are so awesome. I mean, look at them. Look at Ghost Rider, Skeletor, Jack Skellington, they are all so awesome. So cool. Skeletons are just cool. There are so many of them in Warhammer too, THEY HAVE THEM ON THE SHIELDS! THE SERVOSKULLS! THE CHAPLAINS HAVE SKULL HELMETS! THE NECRONS ARE ALIEN ROBOTS! METAL ALIEN ROBOTS! SKELETONS ARE METAL!!!!

It just comforts me so much. I love it.

Horus should be Spamton, dead Sanguinius should be Motormouth Mike, and the Emperor should be Tenna.. If the armor is impossible to replicate as actual armor, just make them look a bit deformed.

“And that, my little brother, and cousins, is how I assisted in the Final Liberation of Volistad from the Greenskins.”

It’s just so funny to me, I don’t know why.