
















Bumpkin Cryan’s live was the comedy I needed.
Yeah I know, another Cryan post but if anyone hasn’t seen the live he did the other night I suggest you watch it. This was the first time I ever watched a live of his in its’ entirety. I think it’s on Renelle’s channel. The reason why I decided to watch this one is because I heard he was boo hooing and trying to make everyone feel sorry for him by saying shit like, “I guess there’s no Team Ryan anymore”. I wanted to see how pathetic he is now that all of this has come out
He fucking said “It is what it is” like every other fucking sentence. I wanted to reach through the goddamn screen! I was just about to leave because I was getting way too annoyed when he decided to turn on the comments. My mind changed so quick to stay
I made sure I wouldn’t miss any comment by pausing to read all of them and they did not disappoint. He seemed to be reading all of them and responded to a good number of the ones that pissed him off. This one account ‘Cryan Klanderson’ had me laughing so hard. I can’t believe he didn’t block them because he was blocking many others for less. At one point his phone started ringing and he said it was a private number so he wasn’t gonna answer and someone goes, “That’s Gypsy calling”.
Then he was tripping himself up when people kept bringing up Andre and Mia and most of them kept asking if he apologized to Andre because he was bitching about how he’d already apologized for saying those “stupid things”. So instead he said, “I’m not gonna apologize to Mia. Fuck Mia. I don’t like her. But I liked Andre. Andre was cool”. Again people kept asking him if he apologized to Andre and he kept deflecting by focusing on Mia. He fucked up because he said “When I said all that I was angry at her” but he claimed he started to not like Mia when they started filming the show because she asked him on camera if he could have kids. The fucking calls were made before his ugly bitch got out. For a guy who “doesn’t lie” I heard him lying a lot in this stream and this is the first time I sucked it up and made myself watch him because I cannot stand listening to his arrogant bumpkin ass for more than a minute. He mentioned how he liked Andre two or three times but of course failed to mention what he called him
He was saying how Fug was prettier than Mia. Someone wrote, “Do your eyes work?” He also said he would diss and talk shit about Mia to make the Ugly Blanchard sister feel better. Then he said he was gonna go to court because the calls were released🤣 Stupid fuck. Someone responded, “We’re about to all be summoned”. He also got butt hurt (pun intended) when someone said that Andre was good looking and he wasn’t
You can tell by the look on his face in most of these screenshots how pissed he is by the comments. It was worth having to endure that entire live
Also I noticed Apple Charlotte gifted him a rose, which from what I understand isn’t much at all but I thought it was weird. Unless she’s trolling him but who knows at this point