Image 1 — Summer Capitano? “Lifeguard Capitano”
Image 2 — Summer Capitano? “Lifeguard Capitano”

Summer Capitano? “Lifeguard Capitano”

Planning on making a summer capitano for a convention this next weekend, cause let’s be real, the outfit is way too hot normally and there’s a heatwave wear I live right now.

That being said, I have the shirt and the helmet, but I’m trying to decide on a few things:

Tan or Black Cargo shorts? I feel Capitano would wear black or white personally, but Tan is a more summer color.

I might try and make a sword using pool noodles and pvc pipe, but unsure if I should use random colors or blue for the “icy” look.

I would love a plastic lawn chair to carry around but that’s a lot of work to carry at a con, but it would be really funny since he’s been. Sitting for 2 years now. Maybe just for photo shoots at home. I like the idea of “Lifeguard Capitano” cause he’s sitting all the time and he’s a guardian of the living and the dead.

But any suggestions for the fit? I’m open to ideas. I might wear the Robe/Fur piece on top of the outfit but I haven’t tested how well it looks and not sure if it would clash too much.

u/MiserableOrpheus — 2 days ago
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The mobility from Sandrone’s skill makes Wanderer’s kit even more insulting

Sandrone can spam her fast dash skill that can fly, go over water, and has crazy speed. Sure she doesn’t get the elevation that wanderer gets, but he barely gets any lift. On top of wanderer having terrible DPS, it makes his power creep situation feel even worse when compared to Sandrone.

Fatui themed buffs in version 7 for Childe and Wanderer cope?

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u/MiserableOrpheus — 3 days ago

Did Luke Use Force Choke Here, or Force Jerking?

It’s hard to tell if he’s choking them or not. He didn’t get their consent to do that. Vader is gonna be really disappointed in his kid

u/MiserableOrpheus — 3 days ago

Guy walks into my grenade when trying to save everyone’s lives and then blames me when he gets downed

“Are you stupid all the time or only at night?” And then they punched me out. It’s funny cause I just know that once I was gone that guy was gonna loot the other guy cause he was the one shooting

u/MiserableOrpheus — 4 days ago

Weird bug. Not displaying raider skirmishes on map

Had a matriarch run and I wanted to go back and see if the raider that tried to bomb me in the elevator was the same that shot me at reinforced reception earlier in the game, but for some reason all the interactions were wiped from the log. Raiders nearby showed names but I couldn’t remember if it was an exact match or not.

I got shot in RR and then I shot them at the hatch at the end when they tried to blow us up, but neither interaction appears.

Just a weird bug I guess

u/MiserableOrpheus — 4 days ago

Showed up late to matriarch, but figured I might as well use one of the deadlines

Glad it went off in time, otherwise this could’ve gone badly!

u/MiserableOrpheus — 5 days ago

The ignition teaser speculation

So heading into the next region and finally meeting the cryo archon, one major issue is still at play (minus the whole Ronova situation). The lack of the pyro Gnosis after Nahida burned Irminsul.

What if say, Ronova dies, and like foretold in Simulanka, Capitano stands up partway through version 7. What if the tournament that is going in Natlan isn’t just a normal one, what if it’s an ignition to somehow spark or re-ignite the pyro Gnosis and bring it back? The pilgrimage isn’t used to harvest fuel for war anymore, so what if they harness the flame to reform the Pyro Gnosis instead?

Capitano is sent back once again to reclaim the gnosis, but isn’t weighed down anymore with the souls and his need to protect them, which made him have to retreat so Mauvika wouldn’t hurt them. She asked Capitano in the trailer “Are you brave enough to compete.” Which he scoffs at. She is asking if he is brave enough to fight cause he can’t afford to fail the cryo archon this time, so he can’t be afraid and lose this battle.

The chess game with Naberius/Rhinedottir may also have a hand in this. Say Renova is defeated, they may need to ruler of life’s authority to raise capitano, this may be a bargaining move by the cryo archon, but that remains to be seen. We know Rhinedottir has access to immortal flesh, and Capitano does have ties to the Mare Jivari, which could be supplemental to his resurrection from Undeath.

Or this will al be hand waved away and she just magically gets the gnosis somehow anyway idk

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u/MiserableOrpheus — 6 days ago

Had to move my booth to a different spot due to a slope in the floor (messy WIP)

This is a very messy WIP, still getting it set up since it’s hard to get blankets where I need in a tiny little alcove.

But like the title said, I live in a really old house, and I forgot that the spot I had my booth in originally is slanted. All the PVC was visibly leaning and I was worried about the strain it would have so I relocated it. That being said, I still need to get all the equipment set up and ready to test before the director I’m working with sends me the next part of my script to work on.

Right now I’m prioritizing covering as much of the PVC on the inside, rather than the outside, and for spots like the ceiling, should I cut up something like pool noodles to cover the hard surface, or use fabric instead to absorb any possible reflections?

I just need to work on getting everything organized cause I’ve got some gaps to fill and make sure there’s no issues with the PvC from leaning for a few weeks

u/MiserableOrpheus — 6 days ago

Well that’s an embarrassing way to go out

Don’t worry! I’ll drop down a defib you! I then proceed to go out like Boba Fett in Episode 6. Thankfully I was rescued but I can’t believe I let myself die like that.

u/MiserableOrpheus — 7 days ago

Rewatching ESB for Father’s Day and Yoda’s wisdom has me thinking

Felt the most fitting film to watch today of all days, but during Luke and Yoda’s training, Luke asks Yoda about the dark side in curiosity. Is it stronger? No, it is the quick and easy path. It can be used to achieve quicker results than long study and practice to hone power over time, but it’s easy to give in to and suffer negative side effects.

This made me relate it to the evils of Generative Ai and how it too is a quick and easy path to achieve something, while it actively destroys natural resources to unnaturally blend stolen pieces into one finished product. Outside of the theft and the destruction, there’s also how it’s misused for profit, or how it’s used on places like Twitter to exploit women and children in awful ways. Heavier topics aside, the parallels are striking how it’s so inherently evil and aligned with portrayals of the dark side.

Yes, I know the dark side analogy can be interpreted in hundreds of different ways, it wasn’t written predicting gen ai. It’s just a recent example in the modern world. Meaning can be derived from art in many different ways.

The dark side is always alluring and will always call out to tempt you into giving in. It’s inspiring the see people not fall to it and have the strength to pursue the light. But that’s just my ramblings.

Happy Father’s Day, put in the hard work and feel the rewarding payoff. Whether it’s the little things, or big. Don’t judge the victories by their size

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u/MiserableOrpheus — 15 days ago

Better weapons doesn’t always guarantee a win

Got ambushed by a guy with a bobcat, but they’re so bad that they couldn’t even kill me right. Saw him outside on the desk and thought he seemed off so kept my camera facing him just in case.

He got the jump on me so I panic rolled away like my favorite Bionicle and let him miss with his spray and pray shots. Honestly I was sloppy, but with a little luck I made it out alive. I’m a very passive player, I’m in it for the vibes, but kill number 24 in 400-ish hours isn’t too bad

u/MiserableOrpheus — 17 days ago

Somehow managed to roll the worst possible goblet when building my Lohen

Absolutely heartbroken, I thought I struck gold and then it somehow all rolled into HP. But who knows, maybe a cryo that scales on HP will come out eventually

u/MiserableOrpheus — 18 days ago

Night Raids and Arc Events feel so good to play now without free kits running around

Been playing these raids and everyone is just so chill. Like a dozen of us in the swamp fighting waves of Vaporizors and Rocketeers. Cracking jokes and just having fun banter, everyone has defibs and weapons that can actually fight arc and no one is getting back stabbed.

I was like “wow this event is so fun without having a free kit shooting you in the back constantly” which got everyone chuckling a little. I hope embark keeps this up, this is such a good update

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u/MiserableOrpheus — 18 days ago

Found my Revenge of the Sith collection in a trash bag behind a dumpster

How much are these worth? Will the box affect the resale value of these?

u/MiserableOrpheus — 18 days ago

Reminder that in canon while this was happening Palpatine is in Coruscant, alive and well, with a clone army plot he’s planning to use in about one decade

u/MiserableOrpheus — 20 days ago

I did something dumb for the meme

The real question is should I get more Emblem Roy’s to sacrifice to really build the Armored Roy. I was just doing this for the inflated stats but I think it’s just funny to look at tbh. I had a second copy so no harm done really

u/MiserableOrpheus — 22 days ago

Sometimes I check YouTube polls just to see some of the absolutely insane gathering of sewer dwellers

/uj Holy Outjerked. I couldn’t even document all of it, cause there are hundreds of polls like this that are just bot farms with regurgitated brain dead takes. There’s an occasional comment that is far more insane than the others that I dig for to get a good laugh, but it’s crazy delusional.

/j I want to tape together all of the delusional takes to make a story to rival John Disney, I will make true canon Star Wars great again

u/MiserableOrpheus — 24 days ago

Got the B&M corporate and bribed police battle pack, what should I do with them?

I was thinking about setting up a diorama with Vader and some of his morally just stormtroopers since Vader wouldn’t tolerate this behavior, but I’m open to suggestions

u/MiserableOrpheus — 25 days ago

Almost felt good about this

Until it was ruined last second. All three of us were fighting the bastion up top but couldn’t defib this guy when he went down. He crawled, I bandaged. Rinse and repeat. Just for this sucker punch at the end

u/MiserableOrpheus — 26 days ago