u/Plastic_Counter9260

N(o)

I'm attempting to redeem myself

Water hits different in a bowl

Water hits different in a blue..bowl

Water hits different in a bowl at your local target

And water hits different in other grocery stores

Water hits different when you break social norms to drink it in a weird way

(DODODODODO)

Water hits different when you take the time to use your free will to drink it weird..-ly..

Water hits different in the pool

Water hits different when your sitting on a stool

Water hits different when your hanging out with reptiles in the reptile section of your local pet store

Water hits different when you break social norms to drink it in a weird way

(DODODODODO)

Water hits different when you take the time to use your free will to drink it inside of weird things..a-and in..weird..places..

Water hits different when your bald

Water hits different when your no longer tall

Water hits different when your sitting in a box

Water hits different when Jacksfilms gets doxxed

(Slightly more enthusiastic) water hits different when your playing with your hair

Water hits different when you've just broke a chair

Water hits different when you have a blue fish

Water hits different when you drink it from a dish!

(Spoken) Water hits different in ALLLL the places!! Wait..wait no it doesn't..it only hits different under VERY specific circumstances..for example,

(Full on heavy metal fry screaming now) WATER HITS DIFFERENT WHEN YOUR PLAYING WITH YOUR HAIR!

WATER HITS DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'VE JUST BROKE A CHAIR!

WATER HITS DIFFERENT WHEN YOU HAVE A BLUE FISH!

WATER HITS DIFFERENT WHEN YOU DRINK IT FROM A DISH!! (Epic drum solo)

(Soulful now) Just imagine Hanging out with reptiles at your local pet store..while..while drinking water..from a bowl.. It's be so awesome and (crescendo) coooooooool

Water hits different when you break social norms to drink it in a weird way

(DODODODODO)

Water hits different when you take the time to use your free will to drink it inside of weird things..a-and in..weird..places..

(Emotionally) Water hits different when you got your hair stolen

Water hits different when your a man and your not romantically attracted to women

Water..hits.. differenttttt...(Very frantically) Under very specific circumstancesssss...

my brain sure is somethin' else when I'm tired

All I can think about is "what if something goes wrong" "what if the anesthesia kills me" I know everything I'm thinking about is highly unlikely, almost impossible, but I can never focus on logic in these situations.

I have OCD which I'm sure plays into it. If anyone has tips I'll gladly take em'

We're moving soon. Our dog died in this house, so naturally, he's buried in this backyard. My mother has been saying she "knows it's really unreasonable" but really doesn't want to leave our dog here. Basically saying, she wants to dig up our dead dog, put him in our car, and re-bury him at this new house. Everyone grew up with this dog, so even though it happened around a year ago, it still really hurts. Of course, I really miss him, and I feel bad about leaving him here, but I think it's insanely odd to do what my mother is thinking. She has no mental health problems. I understand that grief does crazy things to your mind, but just..no! What do I do in this situation?

May I add, it's once again been a year. Considering that, the body is more than likely over 90% decomposed. Probly just bones. Even if it is just bones thats an incredibly uncomfortable image to imagine let alone actually see. She cries from pictures of him and knowing my mom seeing that would make her depressed for 3 goddamn months. It would make me depressed for 3 months. And I think at least me and my dad would feel slightly disturbed knowing that that happened. And I feel like she might somehow manage to do it in secret and just never tell anyone.

I am a bio female. I've went from trans, to genderfluid, to enby, to agender, to demigirl, and then that cycle restarted. Right now I'm using any pronouns but everything feels so weird. Being a gay man sounds great, if I were biologically a man. Being a woman sounds great, if I were biologically a man. But since I'm not, I feel so weird about everything. Being a woman feels.. slightly repulsive. Being a man feels okay I guess but it's still not right. Being enby still feels weird. And I really just don't wanna be agender. I wish I had the body of a man, the voice of a man, the mind of a man, but I don't feel right calling myself a man. I also deeply prefer masculine labels (son, sir, mister, etc). But every single gender feels weird. Even having NO gender feels weird. I just wish I knew what I want from my life