Sorry about the glare. I tried to use screen recording, but Disney’s such a little bitch about intellectual property that they blacked out my screen
Also, if you get the last one, you’re my kinda comic book fan
As you can probably tell, it’s a running joke with us that because I’m ace I’m into plants
The driver asks, “How old’s your kid?”
The dad replies, “He’s four.”
“He looks at least twelve to me.”
“Can I help it if he worries?”
Don’t know what the random AI picture has to do with this, but whatever
Apologies, I’d normally post this in r/calvinandhobbes, but, you know…
General panel:
Friends panel:
Peers panel:
3) aroace flag
4) alternative transmasc flag (I don’t like the traditional seven stripe one)
Family panel:
2) ADHD
3) aroace
4)autism
6) nonbinary
Teachers panel:
3) aroace
Self panel:
3) aroace
7) oriented aroace
8) alternative transmasc flag (sorry, typo. I’m too lazy to fix it)
9) viramoric (aesthetic attraction to men)
10) demiboy (probably)
I’m one of the new mods for r/aroace. We just added several flairs for peoples’ microlabels, including demi, litho, oriented aroace, angled aroace, and a few more. You can customize a flair with your own microlabels too, because obviously it’s different for everyone and we can’t cover them all. Just wanted to let everyone know.
It’s called CARROT, by the way
He plops the dog on the counter and announces that this is an amazing talking dog and he’s willing to bet anyone here a hundred bucks that he can ask it a question and the dog will answer. The bartender takes up the bet. So the guy says to his dog, “What’s the thing on top of the building that keeps the rain out?” And the dog promptly responds, “Roof!” The bartender goes, “Who’re you kidding, I’m not paying for that.” So the guy says double or nothing and he’ll ask the dog a different question. The bartender agrees. So the guy says to the dog, “Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” And the dog replies, “Ruth!” The bartender picks up both the dog and its owner, and throws them out the door. As they’re lying in the gutter, the dog looks up at his master and asks, “Ortiz?”