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My life revolves around a chemical, what do I do?

I think about it all of the time. I daydream about it. I write about it. I talk about it. I'm never really happy when I'm not on it. It's not even illegal, it's caffeine. You probably drink it every day without thinking about it. But for me, it's all I think about.

It started off as a tool for getting through school with ADHD. I used it on a 5/2 schedule. Mon-fri on, sat-sun off. After two years I "needed" it to live. Every Saturday when I was in the deepest withdrawal I'd dream of that sweet Monday dose.

Just before summer break I fell into deep addiction. I started using every day. The dosage climbed. 200mg, 300mg, 400mg, 500mg. At the end of it I was a zombie. had gone weeks without real sleep and every minute I wanted to cry. It was a mental prison.

So I decided to quit, I calculated it would take 9 days to return to baseline but I choose to take 14 days. 14 days in and I was still lethargic. I promised myself to never get back on caffeine (how naive of me). I bought paraxathine (the same thing but a lower half life and less peripheral effects). It didn't hit the spot. 20 days after total caffeine abstinence I caved. I had a Pepsi. It felt like...to keep it PG I'm going to write that it felt euphoric.

It started off as a tool for getting through school with ADHD. I used it on a 5/2 schedule. Mon-fri on, sat-sun off. After two years I "needed" it to live. Every Saturday when I was in the deepest withdrawal I'd dream of that sweet Monday dose.

Just before summer break I fell into deep addiction. I started using every day. The dosage climbed. 200mg, 300mg, 400mg, 500mg. At the end of it I was a zombie. had gone weeks without real sleep and every minute I wanted to cry. It was a mental prison.

So I decided to quit, I calculated it would take 9 days to return to baseline but I choose to take 14 days. 14 days in and I was still lethargic. I promised myself to never get back on caffeine (how naive of me). I bought paraxathine (the same thing but a lower half life and less peripheral effects). It didn't hit the spot. 20 days after total caffeine abstinence I caved. I had a Pepsi. It felt like...to keep it PG I'm going to write that it felt euphoric.

I was happy for the first time in so long. It felt like floating on clouds. Time stopped and everything was perfect.

Then reality hit, but it was still so much fun.

What do I do?

Do I reintroduce caffeine with the risk of losing control.

Do I keep trying to like paraxathine?

I can't keep living with this gray fog of unhappiness. (I just realised that sounded like I was suicidal, not at all but what I meant is that this sucks (littarly))

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u/Sensitive_Cream3920 — 1 hour ago
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Priserna går upp och ner så fort att de inte hinner ändra.

Midsommarpriserna sitter kvar antar jag.

u/Sensitive_Cream3920 — 6 hours ago
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Jag insåg just en sak.

Om jag hade sparat 2000 kr per månad från att mitt barn föddes till att de fyllt 18 år i fonder och säkra aktier och sedan betalat ut dessa pengar månadsvis mellan åldrarna 18-30 år hade jag kunnat betala ut totalt 2 miljoner kronor. Jag vet att alla inte har 2000kr per månad, men om man har eller om man kan spara ihop borde man göra detta.

Med eller utan barn är 13 500kr/mån i extra "lön"

under 12 års tid ganska nice, speciellt när man "bara" betalat 2000kr/mån i 18 år.

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u/Sensitive_Cream3920 — 8 days ago
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Varför måste Reddit ha mitt ansikte?

Tänker ni skicka in era ansikten till Reddit?

u/DecimusKaeso — 11 days ago
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Var är du lyckligast?

Jag börjar. När jag sitter i ett rum, ensam och läser något på min dator. Jag har en stor sockerfri dricka brevid mig och ett par kapslar koffein i magen.

Det låter klyschigt.

Var är du lyckligast?

u/Sensitive_Cream3920 — 13 days ago
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Om ni fick välja en av nedan superkrafter vilken skulle ni då vilja ha?

Ni kan välja mellan:

Alternativ 1: Kunna flyga (max 50km/h åt alla håll).

Alternativ: 2 Teleportera dig (max två teleporteringar per månad (dit och tillbaka) (obegränsad distans)).

Alternativ: 3 Öka hur attraktiv du uppfattas med 25% men 3 dagar per månad blir du 50% mindre attraktiv än du var från början.

Alternativ: 4 Inte behöva sömn 10 månader om året men du sover dygnet runt 2 månader per år.

Alternativ: 5 Kunna prata med djur (endast djur med hjärnkapacitet att kommunicera, inte typ myggor).

Alternativ: 6 Få en 50% högre ämnesomsättning (2000kcal➔3000kcal) 10 månader per år men resterande 2 månader har du en 50% längre ämnesomsättning.

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u/Sensitive_Cream3920 — 14 days ago

I'm leaving you guys. I wish I had done it earlier.

Yes that's right. I'm quitting caffeine and moving to paraxathine. It was an easy choice.

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Less metabolites

Less tolerance

Longer effect (over months)

Shorter half life

More adenosine receptors affinity (more energy)

More fat burning benefits and cognitive benefits.

More dopamine (more euphoria)

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It's the best decision I've ever made. Anyone else here on paraxathine?

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u/Sensitive_Cream3920 — 23 days ago