By setting up a custom server with crossplay (Java and bedrock) and then using a DNS exploit to access custom servers on the Nintendo switch, I can use Java only features. Example: The experimental mine cart movement speed.
Edit: I was going to try it on the switch 2 edition, but I was unable to join any of the servers that were listed because of a mismatched version.
I did really expect these numbers to be better. I am working on it. Videos soon
Summery:
- Compute: about equal.
- Memory: Horizon faster, writes most (likely Aurora's write-allocate cache setting)
- Stress on core 0: Aurora faster and steadier (no interruptions, no other cores sharing memory).
- Whole CPU: Horizon uses 4 cores, Aurora 1.
Tech Info:
Horizon
Clock: 799.3
Integer: 40.1
Float: 123.4
Memory read (MB/s): 180.4
Memory write (MB/s): 417.7
Memory copy (MB/s) : 173.7
Stress, core 0: 571.1
Stress, all cores: 1936
Steadiness spread: 2.6%
Aurora
Clock (MHz): 800.4
Integer (M it/s): 39.0
Float (MFLOPS): 117.6
Memory read (MB/s): 157.5
Memory write (MB/s): 254.6
Memory copy (MB/s): 107.1
Stress, core 0: 761.8
Stress, all cores: 723
Steadiness spread: 0.5%
I have been trying a few things and doing some research. Here are my top 3 most likely ideas.
CPU shock at a very specific time and voltage.
The switch 2 uses Webkit 613.0, it has a zero day RCE / Arbitrary code execution. (CVE-2022-32893 and CVE-2022-32863) But then again, why would Nintendo use a bugged Webkit from 2022?
Direct memory access from the SD Express port. This one is kind of a stretch. But I mean, maybe?
Just posted about the eShop URL's. I now have the ones that Mario Kart World uses. I am thinking about making my PC the kind of "Man in the middle" so i can capture game packets.
Data-store / delivery service: dragons.p01.lp1.dragons.nintendo.netBCAT background content (news/events feed): topics.p01.lp1.bcat.srv.nintendo.netTelemetry/play-report ingestion: receive.p01.lp1.dg.srv.nintendo.net"Tabiji" (journey) service - mid-race, likely stats/records report: api.p01.lp1.tabiji.srv.nintendo.net
No clue if this can be put here, or if someone already had these. The switch 2 hides the URL's and dosnt announce them passively. So I pointed its DNS to my PC, and was able to log all the URL's the switch 2 uses for the eshop.
connectivity check: ctest.p01.ctest.srv.nintendo.netpenne = account/session service: val/fro-2.p01.lp1.penne.srv.nintendo.netNintendo Account login: accounts.nintendo.comsavanna = eShop backend (catalog/purchase/ECS): p01.lp1.savanna.srv.nintendo.neteShop storefront: beach.p01.lp1.eshop.nintendo.net
They all give the same "Access Denied" when opening from something thats not a Switch. But I thought it might be useful for someone. Its also possible to do this with the other web apps.
I don't understand the difference and why it matters. Please someone explain this to me.
Here is ~45mins of footage of me playing the switch 2 closed beta. Trying different commands to cause lag. I ended up getting less than 1 fps. Think I got it down to 0.4fps. surprisingly the render latency was perfect. But the engine was lagging horribly.
I know i could just be stupid. I like messing with image files. It was interesting that the thumbnail loads but the file doesn't. :/
Used Radamsa
radamsa -o "fuzz%n.jpg" -n 100 "Name-Of-Your-Screenshot"
Well. I was gonna leave. Can't now.
My heart feels really slow. But it's not. 147/98 and 91pul/min. My mind feels extremely blank. I can just stare off into the distance until my eyes hurt forcing me to blink. I feel almost like half asleep but I'm wide awake. I don't know what this is. Can someone at least try to explain what this is?
I am currently 17, I turn 18 on December 3, this year. I live in an extremely red state in the US. I plan to transition as soon as I turn 18. I don't even know who I would talk to. My parents are supportive, but even they don't really know. I also worry about money as I know it's going to take a lot. Any advice would be very helpful. Thanks!
I have been a Tennessee resident my whole life. THIS IS HORRIBLE! Let people be themselves.
https://tennesseelookout.com/2026/06/04/as-june-kicks-off-pride-celebrations-tennessee-designates-it-nuclear-family-month/
My post was taken down from r/Tennessee on ( 6/9/26 ). I was then muted for 7days, i am also banned permanently from mod mail there. I asked what i did wrong and they couldn't give me an answer. All i got was this:
>"If you can't handle Social media and follow the rules then maybe don't post until you can."
I will continue to post. I do not stay silent. It also seems the mods cant handle social media, they got mad for someone posting LGBTQ+ content LMAO 😂
I was also just banned from r/Tennessee 10 mins ago
I want to set up a few kiosks with a pi 3b inside for a project in different places. i plan to start with 3 of them. I need it to be about lower chest height. Where can i find a kiosk case for this? I want the case to be closed or only be opened with a key. There needs to be a spot touch screen ( ~15.6in )
Should i just build one?
I refused to let myself lose to someone named "Fan of FARTS" and "Muddy Sauce boss"
They were whooping me the first 5 points, but I'm so glad I caught up. I COULD NOT allow them to beat me.
I think FARTS was A20 and boss was A18 (Edit: fixed my grammar because some unemployed reddit person decided to call it out)
I do plan to get all the surgerys when im 18. ( 174 DAYYSSSS ) I have a few questions for anyone who has gotten these surgerys.
I am really hoping to get answers from people who have actually done it. ( I dont want to read some random article )
I have been a Tennessee resident my whole life. THIS IS HORRIBLE! Let people be themselves.
https://tennesseelookout.com/2026/06/04/as-june-kicks-off-pride-celebrations-tennessee-designates-it-nuclear-family-month/
I can't login to any account on my phone. The only way I can talk on snap is with devices I was already logged in on, such as snap web on my pc. I just get any error saying I have logged to many failed attempts. The help page says to wait 48hrs and try different networks. I have. It's been like 3 days of me not trying. Still can't login.
Post your in the comments. I have 0 friends :(
I live in the US in a very red leaning state. I turn 18 in December. Thats when i can legally begin HRT. But what if i dont have enough money? what if people do something to me? What if i regret it later? i fucking hate this month. it pisses me off. I see so many people who are happy with who they are and are proud. And im not, and i keep thinking, "what if i never am?" I dont know what to do anymore.
Found a normally inaccessible part in the batcave. Go to the door behind the waterfall. (the one that robin has to pry open to get the wyne box) Use noclip to go right through the wall directly to the left of that door. This room seems setup for 9060s batman. If you look there is a platform that really looks like the rest of the platforms that have poles. There are 2 of them right next to each other in here. It REALLY seems like 1960s batman. The room is setup perfectly. I used to watch that show all the time. This is not even on the map.
https://youtu.be/d3eSjGb6PiA
