u/Swimming_Bear_3082

I may have been born and raised in Des Moines with ancestors who came over before the Revolutionary War, but that changes nothing. The Ancestry.com test spells it out loud and clear: I am 12.6% Scottish, and thus Scotland will forever be latched onto my soul in ways your petty little European mind can't comprehend. I am a direct descendant of William Wallace, Robert the Bruce, Adam Smith, and Scott McTominay, and each of them watches over me as I go to sleep every night and guards me from the threats of the day. I know they would weep seeing their kin adopt the foul garb of the Anglo-Saxon oppressors, so I wear the tartan of my clan at all times. What is my clan, you may ask? As it happens, I am descended from two of the most powerful in the Highlands, the Yerda and the Selzavon, and thus I have legally changed my name to Duncan Malcom Yerda-Selzavon in their honor. My great-great-great grandfather, Malcom Selzavon, was among the greatest knights in Scottish history and famously defeated the Ottoman invaders at Edinburgh Castle in 221 BC. So yes; just because I was born and raised in America to American parents doesn't make me not Scottish, and it is incredibly bigoted and hateful to suggest such a thing.

I am beyond sick of being persecuted for my ancestry. The girls I date are often taken aback when I require them to demonstrate that all eight of their great-grandparents are of full Scottish blood, and some even dump me immediately. Why is it so wrong that I do not want my pure bloodline to be polluted by Latins, Norsemen, Alemannians, and most especially Blacks? I do not want my children to be mongrels with genes from inferior barbarian peoples. No, I'm not racist; you're the racist one for not letting me marry someone of my own species. When I finally went to Scotland in order to find a girl of a clean family, I found that the people there have been brainwashed by cultural Marxist propaganda into hating themselves. I was repetitively fed the lie that having ancestors who lived in Scotland for thousands of years does not make one Scottish, and many found it bizarre that I choose to honor my heritage by wearing my tartan, listening only to bagpipes, and consuming only haggis. It is likely that they have adopted this cucked mindset due to excessively watching soccer, the gayest sport on the planet, instead of football. Furthermore, I was disgusted at how oblivious they are to the fact that their country is being colonized by barbaric Mahometans and Congoloids-some have even suggested that the vile offspring the Mahometans and Congoloids have on the land they stole are, in fact, Scottish. Why is it that I am considered a foreigner in a land my ancestors fought for for centuries, but Mahometans and Congoloids are considered natives?

It is thus quite evident to me that Scottish-Americans are the real Scots, as we have retained a sense of pride in our identity and have not fallen prey to the blue-haired liberal propaganda. I am therefore calling on my fellow Scottish-Americans to sail to our motherland and sign a declaration of independence from the tyranny of Mahometans, Congoloids, Hindoostanees, Orientals, Turcomans, Saxons, and all other barbarian invaders. Once all those of foreign blood are expelled, our race shall have its glorious country all to ourselves, and we will establish a Scottish version of ICE to execute those who mix their hallowed blood with foreign seed. In order to prevent re-cucking, everyone will be forced to stop supporting Celtic Rangers FC and instead watch football like real men. Just like Robert the Bruce in the days of yore, brothers, we are brave soldiers answering mother Caledonia's call, prepared to lay down our lives until she is free from her enemies.

MAKE SCOTLAND GREAT AGAIN!!!!

After the formation of the dual monarchy in 1867, Hungary began a policy called Magyarization that fiercely pressured minorities to assimilate into the dominant culture. Government schools used Hungarian alone, and it got to the point where only 28.2% of ethnic Romanians and 22.2% of Ruthenians were literate in 1910. The election system was undemocratic and tied entirely to tax payment, meaning that only 6% of the population, almost all ethnic Hungarians, were allowed to vote. Those who spoke out faced censorship, imprisonment, and sometimes violence, with two notable examples being the closing of the Matica Slovenská (Slovak national institute) in 1875 and the Černová Massacre in 1907 during a peaceful protest. While the Treaty of Trianon removed massive amounts of territory, it generally followed ethnic borders, and these regions almost certainly would've voted for independence if given a referendum. Furthermore, it was the result of a war of aggression Austria-Hungary had initiated by imperialistically invading Serbia and seeking to place it under their oppressive rule. Thus, I believe that the Kingdom of Hungary's dismantlement was fair and should be viewed as a positive development in history.

Here in America we have Charleston, Savannah, New Orleans, and San Francisco.