
u/ZhangtheGreat

Skinner is a judge in California
I was reminded that this line exists. Thus, it had to be memed as such
🔥First ever footage of an actual coyote capturing an actual roadrunner
Are you Team Iris or Team Gamelady?
Found this on r/FinalFantasy. Who wants to play this game starring Could Strike, Baron Walrus, Gamelady, and Iris?
End of an era
Salute to Tim Apple for turning a $349 billion company into a $4.5 trillion one 🫡
Heat stroke is real, and you don't know when it'll hit
This happened today as I was riding, and I fully blame myself for not being alert enough. I'd pushed myself 10km into the mountains (this after about 10km on flat terrain) before turning back around. By then, it was late mid-morning, and the heat was starting to creep up. As I was coming back down, I was under the sun for about 30 consecutive minutes (with only the occasional shade from plants that I zipped by and a short cloud cover on flat terrain). I didn't take a break until I'd reached a bridge I'd crossed to get to the main trail, where there was some shade to rest under that surrounded a section of the bridge.
Thinking I could just crouch down, rehydrate, and get up to ride again after a 5-10 minute breather, I was hit with a momentary mental lapse upon getting up. The next thing I knew, I was on top of my bike with a scraped knee and bleeding palm. I don't even remember falling and knocking over my bike.
I was still 5km away from home, and I took no chances the rest of the way. Every shade I could find, I'd stop, rehydrate, and rest until I was fully alert. It took me another 45 minutes to get home, but I didn't care.
The heat is no joke. Be careful riding when the temperatures start climbing.
I mean, how else was he supposed to interpret it?
Destroy a Disney media product with one moment of logic
Woman at DFW airport tries to dine and dash from a $34 bill. Cops are called, and she ends up in handcuffs.
Source: Atlanta Black Star
Mayor Mamdani of New York tries speaking Mandarin Chinese
This is from the official Instagram account for the mayor of NYC. I’d say he’s pretty good for someone who says he doesn’t speak the language but wants to try it. Even Duolingo jumped in with a comment asking him what his streak is.
The mods on this subreddit have gotten so lax that far too many posts that are neither clever nor comebacks are permitted to just remain
Absolutely no consideration for the future of that number
Make the villain look like the good guy
Pick a villain and describe him/her in a way that makes it sound like they were good. Let’s see what we can come up with.
Biker detects troubled pedestrian and stops to comfort him, likely preventing a successful attempted suicide
He hears the alarming words at the 0:11 mark, then works with the person in the white car to make sure the pedestrian is all right, keeping him company until the police arrive.
What types of OCs do you enjoy, and what types are you not a big fan of?
I don't like putting OCs in my own fics, but I do love a well-written, well-developed OC who fits well within the canon of the franchise's universe. My absolute favorites are the ones where the OC is an offspring of a canonical couple, and the author has clearly spent a ton of time and effort flushing the OC's character out.
On the other hand, I'm not too fond of fics that become "drowned in OCs" to the point where the canon takes a complete back seat. I remember reading a fic that had almost 100k words that started off focused on canon, but by about midway through, had introduced so many OCs that the whole canon (not just the canonical characters) had been all but replaced.
You?