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Herro deer floofers biggo am smoll. I am Bonhoeffer the biggo sooper woofer floofer/ iweegle smoll. Today was mos hapee momee did my 2nd nom nom meal. She sai we doo pwactice fur wen daddy go to skoolz next week- he won be hom wif yoo. I go to my wimdow am do biggo woof. Biggo grwumpy. Daddy albso sai my therapee doggee skool start im 14 hapee sunshines am I haz to do clas too. I likee my teechur SOOO MUCH am my skool but no daddy all dai. DIS DEE WORS

Question if victory points are permanent or able to be lost. If blue controls 2 middle spaces by end of turn, that is 1pt. On GREEN’S turn if they eliminate any of BLUE does blue lose VP for not controlling 2 spaces? This question came up and isn’t listed in rules.

We have hit a regression wall at 7mo. Charisma has been dropped for Strength, How did y’all endure/ besides stay on-top of training consistently and understand it’s a phase?

Is this thing a bag of holding? Rip a hole and it would suck a Tarasque into the Astral plane! So much room! 3 separate big compartments with hyper intentional layout. 0 complaints.

Herro! Ai iz Phil/Tatter Tot 3elebenty sunshines ago i about doo dee bes hork ob all hork om daddee clikky clakky typee dingy. Daddy sai “NO! Not here.” I did biggo skammper up my catslel am hork om my warm warm mat im angry… mos upset… how ROOOOOO! YesturSunshine daddy so DUM- am bad serbent he forgot my angry hork! So he tookee my warm warm mat awai!!!! Now i hab do nappee time im dee murmaid hole! BIG SOO. I wan my mat bak!
(Human here: Stay at home dad& non traditional student. Was triple checking all my grants were cleared, and a sweet Our 6.5yo jonesin’ for some dino nuggies. Spaced on the hork! Pulled the crusty and it is in the washer now.)

Herro I iz Bonhoeffer iweegle smol Giant pup. Broffer ob Phil/Tatter Totz. Tooday wab my last sunshine ab happee campz. 7elebnty sunshines ago daddy do drop of wif my 4paw favorite hooman. My TEEECHUR!! She so nice. MOST EXCITE. I did biggo excite run am I do biggo happee play ebery day wif her doggos. Den nappee time, nom nom, treatz, daddy tellz her i has to work om using my flapjacks (hooman here: that is what we call his ears. They are the size and wright of 1 pancake.)
Den dis tooday sundhime come daddybmommy am sister iz bak from awai times but no more biggo doggo romp romp. Daddy sai mommy jus clean dee big bed furs befor awai timez so dats why I did slobber art alll ober dem. Soo fur no mor awai.

Hai! Phil/Tatter Tot hereZ mai Serbents iz bak!!! Butz one funee ding mai biggo CLOMP CLOMP doggo brofer not here…wif dem…. Oh wellz ai SOOOO happee. (Human here: The GIANT slobbery illegal smoll gets picked up tomorrow at noon. He doesn’t know yet- his brother has had the best week of camp with his trainer.) Daddee did a sitz om couch am feedz mee CHURU firs ding wen he walkee im my kingdom. Obfer Kitteh, hooman serbents cam do biggo dinks am learn. Dis dee firs ob elebenty CHURU for dooing a aiwai. Awai is dee wors ding eber. No mor awai!

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Human here: NOT a separation/divorce or rehome (bye bye) post. Carry on Phil/Tatter Tot…your legal bills are getting outrageous. Moov dum hooman awai frum my catto weddit …hork..Phil/Tatter hereZ am ai jus weeseeve dee wors news 📰 ever. Mai hoomans biggo hairy daddy, mommy am little sister go bye bye. Ai NO GIB PURMISSION too weeve. Mai serbents no jus leeb wifout Putrrmissions. Daddy sai good frendo take kare ob me but no stay ab mai kingdom HOW ROOOOOOO!. BUT DEE BES DING IS ….. steenky biggo floofy wittle BROTTER go wai fur 7elebenty sunshine timez. Daddy pak his byebye pakpak. I WHol KINGDOM too Phil. weegle abvise needed no serbents.

Solid week long checked luggage for my wife and I. Saw rip away IFAKs on here like this. Game changer

Daddy tooks me am sister om a car ride. Mos EXCITE! Dem Daddy didz a meano trickz. Wee went too POKEY PLACE!!! I did biggo refuse to gib om skale im front ofer doggos. Dey hab too takee me daddy am seester bak. Daddy sai “I just wanna know how much yoo weigh” DEN…DEN… Dee pokey ladee says “WOW YOO A BIGGO DOG” 90.5lbs (5mo2wk). But I iz Iweegle smoll puppy not dog yet. Wat iz I? Biggo Dog? PUPPER? Mos Confused!- Fren im Furrs, BONHOEFFER

He said nah… I want my ice cubes and my nap. We’re done here

We hit a wonderful routine. It simply works for us. We both wake up as 530a my wife walks the pup, i make coffee/ cook breakfast eat, SWAP at 6am ish i go play a quick 9 holes of disc golf at the university around the corner from out house while it is nice and cool (playing in 100+° Texas heat sucks goat balls). Back before she leaves for work. End of day prior to bed we ask the simple question to each other “How can I set you up for success tomorrow?” Shows we are on the same team and provides needs to be voiced.

Herro Phil here. I iz ANGWREE! I hab not stop doooying big sing song of our cat amsestor. meowmie am daddy putz meez om die yut. Daddy wab sooo nice to do biggo brushes for me- I LUB brushes! Soo much LUB. Albso meowmie say dhey chamge kolor ob her away workee spotz am it biggo stinky. So she did clicky clacky timez im mai summer catsle kingdom (home office-it’s 5°F warmer there than the rest of the house). Den daddy sai dee mos Rood Offens ding eber “LOOK MEOM, Phil’s getting chonky.” I did a think ….am maibe meowme rescyoo me- butz no. she sai “he iz getting chonky. No hmore CHURU dis week bud. Yoo go on die yut.” Humph I iz Phil AKA TATTER TOT am yoo ar mai servnt not yur BUD. Whut ar mai opshons heer? How big soo?

Herro. Phil aka Tatter Tot. Meomie did a biggo scoot ob dis ding am she sai “Look at ib like Narnia” (ai know narnia cuz Daddy tellz smLexa to reed books frum ahd able for brotter Bonhoeffer- not meee! SO RUDE) INEE WAI… I do a happee hoppee imto mai new majik war robez. Bakz ob war robe no mov. NO NARNIA. Meowmie did a lie! Dis a BIGGO SOOOO! SHE PROMISE MAJIK LAND!

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Our 4.5mo full St Bernard is on the verge of outgrowing a XL indoor kennel sizes 42Lx27wx31h. Issue is width he sleeps on his back but is cramped when he tries to sleep width wise, which is often. Who could I talk to about building a custom kennel. (Yes I have looked Amazon)

Freaking love this little daylite sling. Off for a full day of reading in a coffee shop amidst a torrential downpour.