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Clawed my way back from addiction, depression, contemplation of early exits to doing stuff I enjoy again. Damn it feels good to be on the course. Still hit trees stone cold sober so what do we blame now 😂😂

Phil/Tatter Tot Crimez Lort ab Lorg. Ai uns eggin aks fur a pawyer from mai frenz. Daddy’s tum tum is BIG boom boom stwinky. He been in big bed sints mai seknd sunshyne nap. I wab good keeteh n gib him snooglez, n nuzzles. Den da greebles… der ewery wer. i cwim Meomies chair n do big akkak ob greeble. Den dey moove. Behind windo bwankie Akkak akkak. Behind TV Daddy sais “Phil, No.” Butz ai huntz gweeble n helpz- shoosh daddy yoo has stinky tum tum an ur dum. Den allz grweeblz go in wittle sooooper dooper fun glo box behind BIG glo box. Daddy ruint mai swpwaiz akkak ob lottoso gweeblz I dons eben too akkak dem. Allz ai dooz iz Keeyp daddy saif. Ib hez wantz fas grweeblz awone- hab ait it. Den daddies r
Tellz meowmie i needz too leeb dee roomz. So ROO! Big mad . Kan ai sooo?

Hi I is Bonhoeffer brotter ob Phil/Tatter Tot he sai yooo helpee animules wib lewegl troobwul. I haz Big doggo eemoshinal dishtresez BIG. Dis wakey sunshine timez i didz snooglzes wib daddy. I assidently bop his seecreet spotz 1 timwz wib my clompers. My clompers is soooooo big i did beard liks n sais sowree. I heerz mos magik sown. Daddy zip my pak pak. Dat means car timez and outsidez smellz. I did 3 wittle woofs to mind daddy to lowr frc feeld an gib me outsidez smellz nd my muzik- Enema of State (Blink 182). Smellz mos wondrfil muzik hapee daddy Bonhoeffer timez perfk. Daddy drive new smell steet. He maak my muzik go shoosh. I do 1 woof. Daddy car drive into mos majik smellz i do my bes kamgamaroo jumpees no woofers i jus wan nom nom allz dee smellz. Daddy car no go more car in outsyd frc feeld. I did lottso woofers. BIG BOY WOOFERS. Dats….DATS…. Win daddy sais “Qyit peez yur cute floofer chmpr ib not ordrneen tacos” daddy go to magik frc feeld wall “DEY NOS HIB NAME?! Alzo wat is “Dee ushuil?” Big comfuzzle. Frc feeld close. Man wib BIG HAPPEE SMELLZ breen bag to daddy. Daddy opun shinee toob. MOS MAJK TIMEZ. I dos kamgamaroo hoppies and woofers, i dink daddy gib me taco timez! Umparintlee der hib tacos- not minez. Cuz i no getz taco, brotter sai i do a crimez, so my crimez i makee mud baff n pateeoo do krokdyle rollz. daddy car smellz likez me nou. Mos hapee. My brotter sai yooo hellpz do sooo i jus wan 1 taco.

Hi I am Phil Tatter Tot keeng ob de keengdom. Dis my “Da Fak yoo sai” fase. Abter nigh nigh food timez Daddy shos me big saprise! He want to byuld me kitteh super dooper zoomies cors. 4 walls of hi zoomie, lo zoomie, toobies, eepy spot, bird bird lookies! (Hooman here: drew up custom plans for a cat super highway for 3 walls in living room. Tons of dynamic but safe movement, nap spots etc) Mai hart sploded! Daddy use yum paper wib Lottso lines an boxes, but no smiley boxes tu do my keengdom eggspanzion pojek. I tellz daddy i hirez workee now eggspanzon. He showz meowmie . Big confoos. He sai “wat ib we byuild dis?” But ai tellz hib to byuild it! Den….den…. Meowmie sai “I lub it but hes a sympal kitteh. We hol off” Whooo da fak hab sheee bun libbeen wif? I won nom nom wib out 2 treatzies im my food sunshine/nigh nigh- ai haz to seez yoo putz dem der orz ai no eatzies til next sunshine. Wawa ib fyltet wawa fall. How big ob soooooo? No cat sooper dooper zoomies byuild. (Hooman daddio: Context I was recently accepted to degree program to enter into the field I long to study! exciting but extra projects will be paused for a little while)

I Phil/Tatter tot dud 0 toe beanz nomber of crimez toodai. Mai kamooneetee cervis hhaz binn don. I kannst kyp dis gud ax upppz mani mooch mor. Toonitez at bred faktury tym win i makez bizqitz on sof blankee. Mos unfair tingy! Meowmy no shair meowmee dais shokee straabwerree. Dadee says tiki cat treatz only. Pawyer needed mos unfair !

Hi I is Phil- or Tatter Tot. Dis my BIG BIG wittle brotter. He is Bonhoeffer (Bahn-hoff-er). 2 hooman sleepy ago i was on tall tower- i is pretty in my tower. Hoomans didz a singy songz fur my birfday cuz i is 1 toe bean oldz. Dis manys 🫘 *showz one toe beanz* during singz songz to me timez cuz i iz mosts important. Big wittle brotter make super duper woofer soundz. I no hiss, i no meow. I handle my kittyfeelers like good kitties. I loadz my super doooer backs springz andz plotz big wittle brotter fur making singz song time on my birfday his timez. When hoomans putz paws togever and goes clappity clap i do a jumpies at big wittle brotter- itz was purfect. He was mocking me, he thinkz he is catz, i has murderz mittens outz ready to be kitty pack pack. I jumpz. Itz purfect. Pawther sawz me do a jump and used his big brainz to he says “ohhhhhh shitz” he does a rocketz mooves for big hooman, i landz on pawther tum tum he make funny soundz “yahhhh ouuuuuchhhhhh fuhhhhh” not big wittle brotter. No fair. Birfday songz ruint. Sumone muzt pays.