u/clementineiscool

Lore:

The Protectors of the Loam

They've given up everything

So their families can sleep safely at home

in the designated zone

their skills they will hone

theyve given up their families

to protect of the loam

Hi every1s, since my work was stolen, i amhonestly feeling a bit demotivated and a bit Really depressed and im honestly have thought of hurting myself and otters (but mostly otters). i even thought about doing eco terrorism but I've retracted that now and won't ever do it because I have discovered The Protectors Of The Loam,

so please, your support on this would mean a lot. maybe join r/protectorsoftheloam, subreddit created by our biggest fan, post about how excited you are for this project, who is your favourite projector (from left to right: Marvin, Polly, daryl, April (Jint), Merrick and Bonnie) etc

a formidable force against those who should wish to seize the Loam

r/clementineiscool and @clementineiscoolxd on instagram is the ONLY place you can find my original content, everywhere else you find my posts are reuploads by people who wish to destroy me, people who are misogynistic, people who don't care about marginalised communities, people who wish to uphold the status quo, so F*CK THEM

hi everyone, did you know i LOVIGN phoebe's bridger music? for a long time since i was a 16 yrars old, and heres an embarrassing fact, when i was lonely 18 at the first year of uni, no friends, NO bitches, i used to walk into the woods alone at njght and eat a pizza and listen to punisher by phoebe bridgers. very embarrassing, but now im a power hungry narcisstic Oglicarch, so it all works out.

i got up early to listen to the new album at a record store ajd boy was it worth it! they give me a poster and i buy the album too happily, because the album was so amazing, i was very Emotionally moved by the album, special songs and great expansive production i experiesed appreciated the electronkc elements. have a great day everyone

wow people

, this eclipse... its once ina Lifetime

be grateful for your experience and have a vreat day? okay?

i am 22 years old and i have NEVER looked at pornorograoht, nor do i know what sex is. i don't know whose behind this, Katy Perry, my brigade of haters over at r/clementineisnotcool or the cia (porbably all 3), but i REFUSE to be blackmailed. get a grip.

r/clementineiscool is proud to support brotherhood. i have brothers and they are some of the more decent people i have met in my life

hi everyone. Today i want to practice Clemensey (as others have told me to do before) and bringt and end to the war on stephen fry's things. to be clear i dont think i actually did anything wrong but i have come to some thoughts:

1. War is bad!

2. I'm a nice person, and I'm not vengeful or wrathful or violent

3. there was no point waging war on stephen fry's things because they only have 39 weekly visitors (probably more now thanks to me), whilst we have 1100k weekly visitors.

i think next im probably going to pick a more worthwile target such as r/books, as i dont Suffer hacks.

thanks everyone, and have a nice day

im declaring war on r/stephenfrythings. this is only because we have more members and weekly visitors and that's the only reason. so i want todeclare war. but please 🙏 dont go over There and spread and hate or anything. The war is taking place on this subreddit. Please understand

thanks for the bday messages yesterday everyone <3 hope everyone is happiy and Smiling today

Hey everyone, we finally hit 100 on the rock giveaway post yesterday, so i can now announce the winners. in order to enter you just had to comment on that post and then everyone who did was put in the random wheel of names and then two people were picked it was meant to be one but because it's my birthday tomorrow i decided to be really generous and choose two and hey those two people wereee:

u/therebeccariots

u/0Saltblue
Congratulations you twwo!
For full transparency, here is the message i sent to these users:
Hello There! I just wanted to say big congratulations becasue Youuuu(1 of 2 people) have just won my free rocks giveaway! and not just any rock a special rock from the beaches of my hometown so definitely imbued with the light and good luck and good fortune of all things. If you want to receive this rock in the mail as I presume you do there are just a few conditions that have to met:

1. You must be a uk resident

2. an adddress for shipment of rock must be provided if you're comfortable with this or how else can you get the rock

3. upon receiving the rock in the mail, you must post a picture of it to the r/clementineiscool reddit community, so everyone can know i'm wholly true to my word...

once this has all been received, please expect shipment to take up to 2 works, owing to things busy in life, possible shipment delays,

etc etc.

All in all ,thank you so much for your support of this communtiy it means the world!

Thanks,

clementine Xo

These users have a week to respoind, so please respond if you want your rocks. to everyone who lost the giveaway, im sorry, maybe ill do another giveaway another time, y''know? and maybe an international giveaway, could be something crazy? we'll see.

and anyways, it's my birthday tomorrow, which is quite exciting.I'll be 22, which is still quite young, but i'm excited, becasue 21 feels like the last of the juvenile ages so to speak. I'm staying in my hometown for a few days, away from the big city. me and my gals will go to spoons, and then slug and lettuce for cocktails, because after all i am a mature woman now. wish me luck for birthday excitement and enjoy, yes?

Thank you and have a great week everyone. i know it's only monday, but it's my birthday tomorrow, so be happy for me, Mkay?

you are disgusting. i will never support you as long as i live live LIVE