Happy Tell a Joke Day, everyone! 🤡
To celebrate, I decided to gather my best (and appropriate) jokes that I wrote myself from my very own list! Stop me if you’ve heard any of these before!
* What do you call a model who’s also a canine? >!A hot dog!!<
* What do a gamer and a fast food junkie have in common? >!They both love Sonic.!<
* How come the hot cocoa never got their final grade on the math quiz? >!Because the A is silent!!<
* Why do evil people go to Hell? >!Because they’re not so bad deep down.!<
* What do you call a Transformer that works in a bookstore? >!A Comic Con!!<
* Why did the police go to the orphanage at night? >!Cause there was a kid-napping!!<
* What did the teacher say to the student who didn’t know their vowels when they needed help spelling “think”, “mild” and “pit?” >!“Use your Is, you dunce!”!<
* What’s the difference between a liar and a pile of manure? >!One’s full of shit and the other’s used for gardening!!<
* Why are AI generated images like plastic bottles? >!They belong in the Recycling Bin!!<
* How does Bill Gates look outside? >!Through Windows!!<
* What do you call a rodent that’s also a tech geek? >!A computer mouse!!<
* What do you call a cat’s toes after they burn them in the oven? >!Baked beans.!<
* What’s the name of a rabbit’s favorite alcoholic drink? >!Hopscotch.!<
* Where does an animal go for head rubs? >!A pet shop!!<
* What does a bat say to their friends whenever they see them? >!Anything as long as it’s loud enough!!<
* What does the Tooth Fairy have for pets? >!Two canines.!<
* What do you call dentures that are used as currency? >!Buck teeth!!<
* Why did the lever comfort the button? >!Because he was de-pressed!!<
* What’s the difference between a Pokémon and a cold? >!Catching a Pokémon doesn’t get you out of school.!<
* What’s the best way to find a Playstation? >!By getting on a Playtrain!!<
* Why did the clown rip out their eyeballs? >!Because they looked funny!!<
* What type of injury can dethrone a king and queen? >!A broken crown!!<
* Where do soccer players go to dance? >!The foot ball!!<
* What do you call pairing an astronaut with an alien? >!A space ship!!<
* Why can’t you trust Pinocchio not to stay up past his bedtime? >!Because he’s always lying in bed.!<
* What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? >!“You suck!”!<
* Who’s the least funny in a comedy club? >!The ceiling fans! They always blow!!<
* How do marionettes listen to music? >!With their puppet-ears!!<
* What do you call the card in a deck that says the name of the person who illustrated them? >!A credit card!!<
* When is the best time to round up an army? >!Knight time!!<
* What do you call losing as many followers as you gained in just seven days? >!An average week on Instagram!!<
* What is the one thing marine life doesn’t want to find in their mailboxes? >!Fisher mail!!<
* How do you propose to your partner while bathing? >!With a bathtub ring!!<
* Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Itch. Itch who? >!Gesundheit!!<
* Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Nomad. Nomad who? >!Nomad-der how many times you tell me I’m not funny, I’ll never believe you!!<
And last but not least…
* A hundred year old man walks down the street. A younger lad walks up to him and asks “Excuse me, what’s the name of that antique shop I keep seeing you walk out of?” The old man answers >!“That’s no antique shop, that’s my house!”!<