u/elitebateagent

My wife and I are rewatching season one and I have to say I feel like it’s a missed opportunity that no one nicknamed Santos “Stabby”. Anyone else agree? It’s okay if you don’t, anyone else have a better nickname?

"My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go hug yourself"

Several dozen millennials' backs popped just reading this ancient meme format

But I do know there's a certain type of person I've been searching for.

Maybe you just got a new pair of glasses that you're too shy to wear. Maybe you speak a second language, play an instrument, and/or appreciate the arts and creativity. Maybe you've also got cats named after fictional characters who take up 90% of your photo gallery. Maybe you write too, but hopefully you love reading. Maybe you're the type of person to cut your own hair, and it's absolutely fine if you're not the best at it—you still look really pretty, especially with the new glasses 😁

I'm looking for someone who inspires me as much as I inspire them, where the dialogue flows freely and naturally, where adrenaline sparks like fireworks in our chests. Someone who I can imagine when I think of the FMC in my book.

I don't know who that someone is, if they're real, or what it even looks like to know that person. I certainly don't know why I'm making this post to begin with.

But if any of that sounds like you, I'd love to say hi.