
u/Blastoise_R_Us

Hank making a joke and then immediately clarifying it.
The 42nd annual Elwood City Farting Contest is down to the final four competitors. Who’s taking home first place?
Surefire way to trigger a random encounter
Set a waypoint to anywhere on the map and use Cinematic Mode to put your horse on autopilot.
Put the controller down.
Do literally any brief task, like grabbing a drink from the fridge. As soon as you reach for the beverage, you will hear an NPC scream “Oh dear God someone help me!”
I can't stop thinking about this line from DW the Picky Eater
When they're trying to find ways to get DW to try spinach, Muffy says something along the lines of "She needs to see someone she admires eat it, that's how our butler got our dog to try a new brand of dog food."
Did Muffy and her scumbag parents force Bailey to eat dog food because their pet wasn't eating it? And is that even demeaning for Bailey since he is also a dog? Do Pal and Fern eat the same brand of wet food? Does Suellen just eat Meow Mix? This world makes no sense.
Characters organized by their sports bar appetizer order
If I know this show, he’ll pull an unexploded mine out of a river and either take it home not knowing what it is, or be stuck in a boat with it afraid of setting it off.
He could do a puppet show with Ratburn about strange Victorian socialites.
“A bunch of us are going to Fogo de Chão after this if you wanna come with!”
I was an EMT for 6 years and an ER tech in a pediatric hospital for a little less than two years. I worked in a large metropolitan area. In that time span, I worked every single major holiday at least once. Frankly, as much as they said in season 2 how busy they always are on holidays, that wasn't really my experience.
I found that the bigger the holiday, the more people tried to avoid going to the ER because they (and their families) didn't want to spend the holiday in the waiting room, which is understandable. Fourth of July *could* get busy, but I never had one where I was called to multiple fireworks accidents.
Christmas and Thanksgiving were always pretty quiet, except one Christmas I had two different calls for elderly people who fell and injured themselves. Sometimes on big holidays we'd also have situations that followed this basic sequence:
- Adult calls 911 for their parent because "they don't look right".
- Elderly parent claims they feel fine. We can't find anything noteworthy.
- Adult child eventually admits that they don't know how the parent usually looks/acts because they haven't actually seen the parent in months.
The worst holidays for emergency services are the ones with heavy drinking. New Year's Eve and Halloween were always shitshows to work on because you also have more underage drinking happening. God help any of you with teenagers, because I'd be super reluctant to let them go to parties on those nights after seeing what I've seen.
Anyway, that's my 2 cents.
Two aardvarks chanting “A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K” just sets off my fascist radar.