One of my favorite unspoken rules of this show: Hank and his friends are not rednecks; real rednecks are fucking scary.

u/Blastoise_R_Us — 1 month ago

What if the McElroy’s had pursued professional improv careers instead of podcasting

Griffin: Alright, I need a location from the audience.

Guy: DICK SUCKING CONTEST!

Travis: Please sir, this is how I feed my family.

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u/Blastoise_R_Us — 2 months ago
▲ 10 r/hotdogs

I once got told I eat Hot Dogs like Scooby Doo and I still take it as a compliment.

Who else has been simultaneously honored and insulted in such a fashion?

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u/Blastoise_R_Us — 2 months ago

Is there any point in asking for a specific Happy Meal toy anymore?

I just want the Gigan toy but I don't want to have to buy happy meals over and over again. Are they all packaged in mystery boxes now or what?

I'm also hesitant because I doubt any of the 20 year old employees at my closest McD's know who Gigan even is which makes the request even more awkward.

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u/Blastoise_R_Us — 2 months ago
▲ 89 r/GNV

If you haven't eaten at Caribbean Spice yet: Run, don't walk.

The food is so bold and flavorful, it's become one of my regular lunch spots even though I have to drive across town. I've had their oxtail, curry goat, and jerk chicken, and every time has been a home run. Don't forget to order a meat patty!

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u/Blastoise_R_Us — 2 months ago

The Office characters sorted by which origin character they’d choose

They fucking hated this over in r/dundermifflin

u/Blastoise_R_Us — 3 months ago