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Bruce and cassandra's favourite ice cream flavor is chocolate . Clarks favourite flavour is vanilla and Diana's favorite is strawberry .

Cassandra's favorite food is Alfred's homemade chocolate chip cookies , during the day Cassandra works at a bakery .

Tim is not allowed to bring the members of young Justice to a birthday party at Wayne Manor after Cassie and Connor destroyed one of the chandeliers while partying and destroyed one of the beds in the manor while having a " passionate rendezvous " as alfred puts it . Cassie is still paying for the damages .

In his will Alfred has left his cookie recipe to Cassandra

Bruce was born in 1962 however due to an incident with a Lazarus pit in the early 2000s , Bruce is only just reaching its 40s physically while chronologically he is 64 as of 2026 .

Around the mid to late 90s Batman Superman Wonder Woman green arrow and a black Canary arrested Jeffrey Epstein , Donald Trump , and Prince Andrew Windsor , as a consequence of this Donald Trump never becomes president resulting in Lex Luthor becoming president in 2025 instead .

Richard Grayson became Robin in 1984 , became nightwing in 1992 , became Batman in 2001 after azrael snapped and started killing criminals , returned to being Nightwing in 2004 , married Starfire in 2007 , and retired from superhero work in 2015 .

Jason Todd became Robin in 1992 , died in late 1999 , was resurrected in the year 2000 , did a brief stint as Batman in a battle for the cowl against azrael and Grayson around 2001 and 2002 disappeared for 6 years after this and returned as red hood in 2008 , as of 2026 he is no longer in Gotham .

Tim became Robin in 2004 , became red Robin in 2010 , began to travel around the world recruiting Batman Incorporated members in early 2015 , as of 2026 Tim is currently leading the European division of Batman Incorporated

Bruce was once caught stroking one of his bats the same way a bond villain strokes a cat .

Starfire is considered an honorary member of the bat family , and often visits both the manor and the batcave .

Jason works at both a bar and garage , whenever there's a bar fight he fires a shotgun at a kevlar plate he's ducktaped to the roof .

Alfred once used the batmobile for grocery shopping , when Bruce found out he cut Alfred's pay by 50% for a year . His favourite weapon is the 12 gauge shotgun .

The Disco wing suit was originally a hand me down from Aunt Harriet's late husband that Grayson was given for prom before he modified it into it's nightwing state .

Stephanie has a small bladder , and often has to take pee breaks while on patrol , Jason and Damien used to tease her about this but jason stopped out of fear of what Cassandra would do to if she catches him doing it .... Damian only stopped after Cassandra caught him doing it .

Cassandra can't speak because of a birth defect in her throat , and she hates Bikinis with a fiery passion ( to be honest that last bit is actually Canon ) .

Tim occasionally nickname's his redbird " the birdmobile "

, before Damien became Robin he nicknamed it the Robinmobile .

Essentially what if you guys were superheroes .