u/snokegsxr

I’ve heard amazing things about Rectum for years and finally decided to visit. I took the train to Rijssen then caught a large bus that went straight into Rectum.

Getting in was surprisingly smooth, although a little intimidating at first. Once I was inside it honestly wasnt nearly as bad as people make it sound.

I’ve now been in Rectum for over an hour and I’m starting to get worried.

The roads seem very well used and the traffic is much heavier than I expected. Every route I try just seems to take me deeper into Rectum. I’ve tried backing out, pushing forward, taking side streets, relaxing, panicking… nothing seems to work.

Google Maps insists there’s an exit nearby, but I somehow keep ending up right in the middle of Rectum again. The locals don’t seem concerned... so I’m wondering whether this is simply how Rectum works.

Is it normal for first time visitors to get stuck in Rectum for this long?

Please dont judge me