
u/starlux33

Magic Gate
Object: Trap
Description: Magic gate which is invisible to enemies. Deals damage equal to Speed x4. If vehicle is equipped — 25% chance to destroy vehicle.
Being in a hurry and ignoring the "Steep Decline - Trucks use lower gear" sign
Over the top Corvette with 5 functioning blowers
Company owner decided to stop paying his drivers so one of them parked their semi on the owners Ferrari and just left it there
Figured out a solution for this shit after 4 years.
I'd tried a kitchen-top paper towel holder, a damn shower curtain rod, and straight free balln where I'd play hide-and-go-seek with the stupid rolls.
All I needed was a bungee cord and this works magnificently.
Those who benefited from my kindess may never know, but it's the small things you do for others that can matter the most.
I took my kids to a splash pad over the weekend, and it was packed. There was a big graduation BBQ, along with a bunch of other families who's kids were splashing around having a great time. There was 1 porta-pottie, and there wasn't any TP left inside. I happened to have a roll of single ply TP in my car, which I left in there.
Those who ended up using it may never know how close to disaster they came.
(I wish I could post the picture, because it was pretty glorious)