what's up with 4chan?

I really hate asking this, but I'm genuinely confused. I used to frequent 4chan when I was a teenager (about 20 years ago jesus christ I am dust) and it was by its own admission a shithole, but /b/ was a great source of memes, so it was easy enough to scroll past the weird shit. I left long before they got trump elected, and have rarely been back since.

tonight (out of curiosity) I checked in on /b/ and it's literally nothing but shitty porn. not even promoting anything, just stuff like "here's my favorite pic of a dude getting a BJ. post your favorite picture of a dude getting a BJ," towards absolutely no end, other than jerking off with other dudes. I saw this a couple years ago and thought it was a fluke, but it seems to be keepin' on.

is this the ultimate ending of the internet, or did something on the site break down?

obligatory: 4chan.org

(oh, and yes, I've seen the "it came from somethingawful" and pepe the frog documentaries. this is a more recent thing, from what I can tell.)

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u/thefringeseanmachine — 4 days ago

[TOMT] [BAND] A Celtic/New Age band

almost a decade ago I was in a meditation course and they were prone to playing this new age/celtic group that, quite frankly, I could take or leave. but I was talking to my mom recently and realized it's the kind of thing she'd absolutely adore. it had definite vibes of this Loreena McKennit song, but was often more upbeat. pretty sure it featured a Bodhran. one VERY distinct thing I remember was the album cover focused on the female vocalist, a white woman wearing a Sikh style turban. not something you see every day.

I tried searching YT with every combination of words I can think of, but the genre has been completely overwhelmed by AI so I can't even get close. I just hope someone is smarter than me (which, honestly, shouldn't be difficult.)

u/thefringeseanmachine — 15 days ago

Marty!

been watching Star Trek on shuffle all night and I think he's the third SG actor I've seen in as many hours.

u/thefringeseanmachine — 1 month ago
▲ 2.5k r/NoMansSkyTheGame+1 crossposts

Okay, which one of you just brought your freighter to my planet???

Gotta keep an eye out for any Nokia-shaped corvettes in my area…

u/PureBones — 2 months ago

Dinosaurs (1991-1995) my favorite subversive show [essay below]

the issues they tackled is almost too long to list (and doesn't reflect how well they did) but here's a quick snippet from Wikipedia:

>Although Dinosaurs is targeted at a family audience, the show touched upon multiple topical issues, which include environmentalism, endangered species, women's rights, sexual harassment, LGBT rights, objectification of women, censorship, civil rights, body image, steroid use, allusions to masturbation (in the form of Robbie doing the solo mating dance), drug abuse, racism (in the form of a dispute between the two-legged dinosaurs and the four-legged dinosaurs), peer pressure, rights of indigenous peoples (in the form of the dinosaurs interacting with cavepeople), corporate crime, government interference in parenting, and pacifism.

some of my favorite quotes (that I'm gonna have to paraphrase here):

>"maybe you're a little too young to understand the finer points of race hatred." (as though race hatred was a good thing)

>"the government would never [take your TV]. television is an essential tool for making the disenfranchised feel distracted and reassured."

or some of the best from the "Nuts To War" arc:

>"The time has come for bold and decisive action! and so today we launch operation We Are Right. tomorrow we'll select a bunch of big strong guys to go down to that swamp and hiss and spit at those four-leggers until they go away. now, who's with me? [beat] naturally I'm not talking about sending productive members of society - it'll be mostly teenage boys and the poor."

(followed up by [via IMDB])

>Charlene Sinclair: [after the war is over] I heard that somebody got killed.

>Robbie Sinclair: Yeah, it was some new guy... but you know we could've won!

>Earl Sinclair: Robbie, what're you saying?

>Robbie Sinclair: Well, I'm saying it's terrible that guy got killed and all, but you know we had those four-leggers on the run, we could've won it.

>Earl Sinclair: A boy died, don't you see the fighting didn't solve anything?

>Fran Sinclair: Come on, Robbie, let's get you out of that uniform, you have school tomorrow.

>Robbie Sinclair: Forget school, a bunch of the guys were talking about keeping the army together if they came back, they'll set up a base at the swamp so we'll be ready for them next time. They're working on a WHOLE NEW line of weapons, yeah!

>Earl Sinclair: Stop it! You're not a soldier, you're a kid,

>[pulls Robbie into a close hug]

>Earl Sinclair: You're gonna go to school, you're gonna take girlfriends to dances, you're gonna drive me crazy like you always have, until it's time for you to grow up.

>Robbie Sinclair: Dad?

>Earl Sinclair: It's alright son, it's over... you're home.

I mean... shit. that's a lot of heavy shit. and I remember this being marketed to us kids! just imagine something like Kidz Bop doing a cover of Fortunate Son. people would've lost their minds, but Dinosaurs got away with it. they routinely broke the fourth wall to make us ask, "what the hell are we even doing here, watching this?" while making us challenge our morals.

unfortunately the whole show got overwhelmed and eventually shoved aside because of the baby character shouting "NOT DA MAMA NOT DA MAMA!" which relegated a lot of great work into the "Yo Quero Taco Bell?" genre of history.

it was insanely progressive, and has aged beautifully. it taught some very important moral lessons, and I'm really glad I was able go grow up watching it. 10/10.

u/thefringeseanmachine — 2 months ago

[TOMT] A 90's music video

I'm pretty sure she was a one-hit-wonder, but I can't find her at all.

her song was in the Paula Cole and other badass chicks vein of the late 90's. the only visual I remember is her in one of those "human cannonball" cannons shot in (simulated) old-timey B&W film. unfortunately googling "woman shot from cannon" is less than helpful.

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u/thefringeseanmachine — 3 months ago
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A franchise that ended too soon

the whole Iron Sky franchise was built upon a SUPER niche audience.

[SPOILERS ABOUND]

the first film was Nazis hiding on the far side of the moon. which yeah, of course. they totally had UFO's. just look at the bell. and we all understand why helium 3 is so important, along with space treaties. everyone knows this. moving on.

"The Coming Race" was like 30% memes, 70% conspiracy theories - which makes sense, since it was crowd funded. of course the Nokia 3310 would survive a literal nuclear winter - which happened because of the Illuminati (specifically the shapeshifting reptilian kind). it only then makes sense that the last human survivors would seek out Agartha, the legendary city located at the center of our hollow earth, to retrieve the source of Vril energy, which just so happens to be contained in the Holy Grail. then reptilian Hitler bursts into the formerly Nazi moon base riding a T-Rex to get the Grail back. like ya do. in between that there are some scenes, like when Steve Jobs cannibalizes Tom Green, the leader of a cult who worships Apple.

but honestly, if you understand even one of these references, these movies are fucking amazing. yes, they may have bankrupted two studios. yes, both were "a disaster". but holy goddamn are they an absolute delight. the third film was hinted at in both the first and second and could've been amazing, but I guess we'll never know.

u/thefringeseanmachine — 3 months ago
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Moonfall (2022)

things go off the rails REAL fast.

SPOILERS: a mysterious black blob from the inside of the moon attacks a space capsule and punches all the astronauts in the face. Houston immediately decides that said mysterious black blob (never seen before) is a "singularity" controlled by "AI," obviously having no idea what either of those words mean. things do not improve from there.

also, Halle Berry has long hair, which is a HUGE downgrade.

u/thefringeseanmachine — 3 months ago

she's generated, right? because it's becoming an issue, specifically with my little brother

as the title says, the reality of this woman is becoming an issue between my lil brother and I. he casually mentioned sending "@athenakamii" a lot of money. like, a LOT A LOT, because "she" seems to be into him. I've tried explaining how OF scams work, and that she probably doesn't even exist, but to no avail. "she's" posted some videos on Xitter (which I can't figure out how to upload here) but they make me even more suspicious. it's all just yandere crap, which I think he's falling for.

I just want to find a way to convince him that he's being had, since he refuses to recognize that his internet girlfriend being online 24/7 is kinda suspicious.

u/thefringeseanmachine — 4 months ago

how do people in prison take care of their bills?

I was just doing a quick inventory and even if I only went away for, say, three months, my life would be ruined if I couldn't transfer money. car insurance? gone. health insurance? gone. reapplying to both would get me far, far shittier rates. and there's no way in hell my landlord would let me skate for that long, which would have the knock-on of losing all my stuff. I'm also grandfathered into many contracts/subscriptions I'd really hate to lose.

so, say you're picked up, put in jail, then end up in prison without being released from custody, how do you keep up with your obligations? I can't imagine they let you transfer money willy nilly, and my landlord only takes checks.

EDIT: I am not expecting to go to prison any time soon. I was just curious.

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u/thefringeseanmachine — 4 months ago

ELI5: why does Lawrence of Arabia (1962) look so different compared to films released in the decades since?

obviously desaturated grey scaled films are common these days, and obviously taste is subjective, but even outside that I can genuinely say I've never seen anything as stunning as LoA. the colors and vibrancy is almost overwhelming. yet this came out 64 years ago! is it a matter of economics? a matter of taste? or did it just hit some kind of sweet spot that I happen to get off on? it seems like something genuinely unique that has been lost.

also, I have literally no idea how (physical) film works, so I'm sorry if this is extremely obvious.

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u/thefringeseanmachine — 4 months ago

hot take: they should've nerfed Jonas

the whole "I'm a quick study" thing got really old, really fast. "of course I've read all of Dr. Jackson's files and now read fluent ancient. I've been here two whole days!"

or his Sherlock level of observation in Nightwalkers. his understanding of earth culture was poor at best, yet he knew what everyone was doing in the room/on the street at all times. you can't single out what is weird if you don't understand what is normal. him having these mental super-powers just made him unrelatable, which I think is why he's such an unpopular character. at least with Daniel he'd be sometimes handed a tablet, "what does this say?" "fuck if I know." whereas Jonas had to actively play dumb.

*ahem,* sorry. rant over. I just wanted to get that off my chest.

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u/thefringeseanmachine — 4 months ago

Primus 5/25 - brief clip, "Too Many Puppies"

the crowd went fucking wild. sorry it's not longer, I wanted to respect the people sitting behind me.

u/thefringeseanmachine — 4 months ago

any recommendations for clip-on tuners that don't suck?

I got a couple D'Addario PW-CT-12TP's a while back, and they really, really struggle to pick up the low B. I had decent luck with the TC Electronics UniTune until one day my cat bit it (yeh, he's like that) and it fell into a million pieces. the build quality (especially the battery cover) was just shit.

so I guess I'm looking to balance the two things: accurate enough to tune a low B, but cheap enough to justify buying more than one and leaving them attached to various instruments. I'm sure the Peterson is great, but $60-80 across... one, two, twelve... shit, a lot of instruments, the cost adds up fast. but most every Snark I've tried has been garbage. can anyone recommend a sweet-spot in between?

u/thefringeseanmachine — 4 months ago

what's going on with HMO's?

I can't say that I've ever *really* understood what they even are, but I remember when I was a kid they were SUPER controversial. (does anyone else remember seeing that dude blow his brains out with a shotgun on a LA overpass during the middle of Animaniacs, with the big banner protesting HMO's?)

I haven't heard the phrase "HMO" in years. did they somehow get fixed? did they go away? or did we just stop caring?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_maintenance_organization#History

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u/thefringeseanmachine — 4 months ago