u/vyunab

they call me a “cold woman”, because they cannot warm my heart.

my engine, they cannot start.

they misunderstood my sweet nothings to be lemon-tart.

and so, we will never never be caught dead together, discussing any future of “until death do us part”.

I really don’t like to be around people who indulge in drugs or alcohol. I’m not talking about addiction as a disease, I’m talking about people who are frequent casual smokers or drinkers, and maybe they dabble in party drugs sometimes.

I just find it really annoying to have to deal with someone who’s thinking and personality are altered. If they accidentally get too drunk or too high, then it immediately becomes everyone else’s problem. It really bothers me that grown adults can’t control themselves and that they’re so selfish to put other people in the position of essentially babysitting them just because they don’t know how to “have a good time” sober. Like save that for your alone time, or for the friends that will join you. It’s so obnoxious to make regular people deal with that. Just because it’s fun for you doesn’t mean it’s fun for everyone else.

Did everyone else invite you, or did they invite drunk you? Yeah, no one invited your drunk/high/crossfaded/oblivious/obnoxious/vomiting personality. No one wants to play rock paper scissors to see who’s going to babysit you on 0 notice, just because you don’t want to stop after two drinks. Grow up.

“yeah duuude! bros before hoes”

“hey, why can’t i pull any bitches?”

as if referring to women as “hoes” and “bitches” wasnt bad enough, but also prioritizing the most shallow male acquaintances over women.

men when they realize women as a collective are fed up with their bs, but also men conveniently forgetting that the child bearing partner throughout history is usually the pickiest in practically all sentient beings:

“is this the male loneliness epidemic?”

no, chad. you’re just insufferable.

“but its not actually all men!”

when there is a predatory species or demographic, you will always show caution and initially treat them as a threat, because you don’t know which individuals are going to attack, and you don’t know if any of them are completely safe.

try to keep up, chad.

chad knows he should change his behavior, and that he should leave women alone until he’s better; he just doesn’t want to.