u/whahaga

Getting them non waterproof will guarantee I'll drop them in the sink. Trust me. My stupidity finds a way.

Also I wanna use it in the shower or when swimming.

My techy mate said waterproof have worse sound quality than non waterproof. Is that true?

If non waterproof sounds better I will risk it.. and cope in the bath ig.

Theres this barbarian who kept breaking into my tower. I cast a spell to make my tower taller to stop him. It did in fact stop him. He kept demanding my "secret powers". I gave him some magic steroids. Just to make him piss off.

Then the Council sent me a raven. They told me to take care of my "pet". Something about the population of magical creatures and mythical beasts getting critically low. Barbarians.. they're just as invasive as knights.

Nevertheless. I thought to kill two birds with one stone. You see, there was a magical misshaps in my basement. And now my basement has expanded. When I moved into my tower the basement occupied roughly 30 square meters.. after the incident it grew to 30 square kilometers.

It did not increase property tax. So what's the issue you may ask? Turns out all that dimensional non euclidean fuckery opened a portal to the nine hells.

Usually I'd just go down there from time to time and shoot them with my epic and very awesome wizard gun. But.. I have better things to do.

So I thought to give the Roid rage barbarian an anti demon sword and locked him down there.

As everyone knows, you practically cannot close a demon gate. So I hoped the brute would be kept stimulated for the foreseeable future. Two birds. One stone.

Now that crazy son of a brute.. went into the hells.. and stopped the invasion. (Note to self, send raven to council. Closing a demon portal is actually possible.)

I think he is trying to break out.

I thought to send him into the astral plane. Maybe he could beat up some dreadnoughts and void Whales. But he's too angry to be teleported. He is also too angry to die.

I am out of ideas. My basement is 30 kilometers deep. But the slayer is quite a prolific climber. (See anecdote about the bastard climbing into my tower.)

It will take him some time to climb 30 kilometers. But it will happen. He will break out.

Does anyone have any idea as to how you contain a Barbarian in your basement?

Alternatively, would anyone want to adopt a new pet?

I don't need to state the obvious.

I just want more music like the MGRR soundtrack.

Thanks!

Which spheres would the mage Jesus need to use to walk on water?

Was discussing this with a mate of mine. But I couldn't really come up with a good answer.

I've seen some people talking about us going there during the game. But I literally have no memory of going into the nostalgia department.

I'm a Swede and watching the episode with all the different org representatives was hilarious.. because omg not only is Charles swedish.. he's also aggressively Gothenburgian.

After learning that "G-kontoret" (not to be confused with the real world G-kontoret.. they don't deal with the supernatural.. they deal with laying asphalt) was a real thing in WoD I started to wonder about the second object of Charles ramblings: Gubbar

And to be frank.. it's hard to not think about them when I've had D and Doors Voices in my head saying "goo-bar" for the last weeks.

Anyways. Are gubbar actually a real WoD thing? Or is this Karls fault.. having his character ramble about gnomes..

Does the "G" in "G-kontoret" stand for "Gubbar"?!

I picked up the game on sale. Mostly because I'm a pretty big fan of darktide.

So far I've only played with bots but it makes because I'm fairly low level.

How does the player count look? And where y'all at?

Is it worth getting into?

I'm kinda curious as to where it comes from. As a Swede.. yes we exist.. that part of 5.4 was hilarious. And it got me thinking. The rest of the orgs are form wod material. But I'm not familiar with G-kontoret (och vad de nu är för gubbar de är ute efter. Tomtar? Gårdstomtar?)

That's actually a lie. I, a real world person, am familiar with it. My dad works there. Gatukontoret... The streets office. They're responsible for the streets... It's like calling your secret organisation "the hardware store".

Is this Karls doing? Feel like he'd get a kick from calling the Swedish org the equivalent of "the post office". Asså Karl.. din jäkla jäkel...

I'm a little confused (as usual).

When you want to level up your disciplines do you do that by spending XP or by feeding on the right resonance?

When it comes to getting out of clan disciplines do I just invest XP or do I need to taste the blood fo someone who has it? Alternatively has it in clan even if they don't have it?

Alternatively again I've heard some people talk about being able to take generic discipline with XP but needing to feed to get Esoteric disciplines.

Help a dumbass out please

They're treated as a sort of boogie man of kindred society. When it comes to power/disciplines vicissitude is kinda freaky. Especially considering the stasis.

Sure they do some very fucked up things with humans. But idk how much you're average kindred cares?

I don't really get why they're so scary?

Some weirdo growing claws from his arms and everyone loses their shit "oh my god it's you?!?".. yeah what about it?

This game has so many terms that it doesn't define.

As a layman, when I look at the build menu it's like "adds 5 stacks of buttered up on critical weak point or brutal damage. When popped allies in cohesiveness gain two stacks of bulging muscles or sweltering abs until next shower"

Needles to say.. what?

Is there a sheet explaining all the terms and what they do?

Thanks..

//Crayon eating veteran

There was an elden ring playthrough on youtube that I cannot find. He was playing for the first time, on keyboard. And he called himself "the elden ring warrior".. because his starting class was warrior.

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Please help. Sorry if wrong place to ask.

I'm curious to see how malks are played. I've only seen X in LA by night.. and whilst a very interesting character and a great performance.. he is very fishy.

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Does anyone have any good references for actual play malkavians? Who don't smell like fish.

You gotta excuse me I'm neither a Brit nor an American. Maybe it's something going over my head.

But the wizard game is set in America yeah? And hunter the parenting is, obv, set in England. Yet both are set in Norfolk..

Eh?

I'm werewolf curious you could say and I want to see how it's played.

Does anyone have any recommendations for *good* actual plays?

Sodium bath bomb.

I've seen a lot of people talking about the health benefits of.. well.. getting stronger. Which is pretty neat. I'd like that.

Now. Just to be very very clear. I do not care about aesthetics. I don't want to be jacked or ripped or whatever. I'd prefer to not look like I lift lol. (No shade just personal preference)

I also know nothing about fitness stuff.

So.. I wanna learn basic fitness.. stuff.

Im very dumb. There probably is something said about it somewhere.

But I cannot find it.

I also had someone saying that vampires cannot increase physical attributes or attributes at all.

So like.. eh?

Can I increase my strength attribute? And I don't mean potency. I mean the attribute stat.

Theres a rule that you're body will return to the exact shape and status it was at the moment of embrace.

What's that rule called? It had some fancy Latin name but I cannot find it