I went to a massage parlor with happy ending

Well this was years ago.

It happened when our boss had a small party. After getting drunk, boss invited me and another co worker who was my friend, and we went looking for other pubs.

Ended up in a hotel with a disco floor. Inside we were introduced to some ladies who offered massage.

Boss paid for it and let us "enjoy" the moment.

I don't remember much of the details but me and the lady ended up doing the deed afterwards. I never came (being drunk and all) but it was an experience.

A few months later, I went back there for my own personal "research"

And that was it.

It was a bit expensive and very risky for stds. Lucky I tested neg.

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u/CalmChaos2003 — 1 day ago
▲ 0 r/help

Cannot view reddit posts on mobile web

When you see reddit posts on your browser, it forces you to go to the app. But mine won't.

It will send me to google play to install the app. It's already installed. I open the app and it does not go to the post I want. It only shows my current news feed.

I tried to change view to desktop mode on my browser. It worked for awhile but now the screen freezes and tells you to open the app.

What's wrong with opening the post on the browser? Are they gonna lose money or something?

I tried looking for other ways and even asked ai but nothing works.

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u/CalmChaos2003 — 3 days ago
▲ 1 r/bugs

Cannot view reddit posts on mobile web

When you see reddit posts on your browser, it forces you to go to the app. But mine won't.

It will send me to google play to install the app. It's already installed. I open the app and it does not go to the post I want. It only shows my current news feed.

I tried to change view to desktop mode on my browser. It worked for awhile but now the screen freezes and tells you to open the app.

What's wrong with opening the post on the browser? Are they gonna lose money or something?

I tried looking for other ways and even asked ai but nothing works.

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u/CalmChaos2003 — 4 days ago

Opening reddit from mobile phone browser is complete bullshit

Basically, I'm searching something on my browser, then sees a post that goes to reddit.

I click it, then a message prompts you to go to the app. I have the app.

I clicked it and it went straight to google play like I'm about to download it. I clicked open app, and it shows my default news feed.

I tried desktop mode on browser because it usually works. But now the screen will lock down and forces you to do the same shit of opening the app when it does not connect to the post.

I tried looking for ways and I even asked AI but nothing seems to work.

It's freakin frustrating when I'm literally very patient to these stuff.

But if it keeps happening again and again, I'm fed up.

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u/CalmChaos2003 — 6 days ago

So I want to make a basketball story but the underdog plot is such a cliché that I am thinking of other plot device.

Basically, I got at least 2 ideas for it.

One is about the protagonist who is really good at basketball but some past trauma is actually literally hindering him to reach his full potential. Not original I know but at least I don't want to write a character who's a total noob at the game.

Another one is about a player who is an introvert but really good at playing. His problems is that he cannot relate to anyone even if he wanted to. He played the game because he wants to connect with people but it feels impossible for him to do so.

Idk, I'm totally spent.

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u/CalmChaos2003 — 8 days ago

Would you play an AC game that is set in either Spanish colonial times, american or japanese occupation?

Just a shower thought. Lol

I find kinda cool if there's like a secret society that deals in assassination and changing history and the Philippines at the time would be an interesting background with its humid environment, thick jungle terrain, rainforests, wild animals, weird people (babaylans or witch doctors etc) and of course the colonizers.

I also kinda noticed that all 3 colonizer nations just seem to recognize that they colonized us on paper but their public doesn't seem to know which is kinda shocking and sad.

So imagine the surprise to some younger gamers that Philippines was been under multiple occupation throughout history.

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u/CalmChaos2003 — 11 days ago

I made a mistake buying this. So I need help.

Got this on sale and thought, yeah I needed this for my figures but I didn't realize this one is for 7 inch figures while my figs are basically 6-6.5 inches.

So my question now is, what mcfarlane figs fit really well with these guys?

I'm thinking Red Hood and Deathstroke but maybe there are others?

u/CalmChaos2003 — 16 days ago
▲ 10 r/CToys

Open palm hands won't connect on arms

All the other hands were okay. But on these pairs, I can't fit the pegs in. I don't wanna push it too hard too. 🥲

And it looks like the sockets aren't deep enough for the pegs to go in? Idk

Has anyone had these problems?

u/CalmChaos2003 — 1 month ago

Jonas Sparks going apeshit for nothing

Bro said my powerplants are almost done. I checked all 3 of them. 2 are in 80% condition and 92% capacity.

I ignored it and he's still complaining.

So I changed them with new ones and added another one.

Bro is still complaining. 🤣 wtf is wrong with this dude?

u/CalmChaos2003 — 2 months ago

So the game let's you win if you don't even try

I put flex as my role but for God sake, the game just puts me on perma roam roles. I'm sick of it.

So in this match, I kept trying to swap lanes. One of them is crazy enough to accept my request.

As soon as match started, our Zilong went full crazy 🤪

I have never played Franco on jungle so I just tried putting random items I think might help.

The enemy was dominating us.

But I managed to get soms crucial moments when I steal killed the Lord twice. Then we managed to win a clash that ended the match. Lol

u/CalmChaos2003 — 2 months ago

It's ironic how the game does not like toxic behavior which is why the chats are almost always gonna get you penalized but they still gives you emoticons that would basically troll the players

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u/CalmChaos2003 — 2 months ago

Managed to brought it back to vanilla. New problem. Regions went flat.

So I deleted all the cities I built in every region. Then reinstalled the game. But when I came back, all the regions except Timbuktu were all flat. Tried to copy paste the default regions from installer, didn't change anything except making more Timbuktu regions.

I guess there's no chance of changing the other regions back to normal.

u/CalmChaos2003 — 2 months ago

Now that I'm jobless, I won't be able to continue collecting soon

I really need to get another job. Lol (I wasn't fired though, if anyone's wondering)

Anyway, I haven't read many of my collection so I do have time to read them now. 😆

u/CalmChaos2003 — 2 months ago
▲ 148 r/simcity4

Any tips on how to lower air pollution?

This is probably the most successful city I managed to build but now, pollution just gets out of hand. Lol

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I tried the city ordinances, tried to put more trees on the worst areas which are the industrial areas but to no avail.

u/CalmChaos2003 — 2 months ago

My steam sc4 is not launching for some reason.

It keeps showing some exception report each time and idk what's wrong with it.

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It shows the exception code: 0xC0000005 (-1073741819) Access_Violation

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I think its problem is in its exe file or something. I didn't do anything different since the last time I played it. It just suddenly stops launching.

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u/CalmChaos2003 — 2 months ago