I went to a massage parlor with happy ending
Well this was years ago.
It happened when our boss had a small party. After getting drunk, boss invited me and another co worker who was my friend, and we went looking for other pubs.
Ended up in a hotel with a disco floor. Inside we were introduced to some ladies who offered massage.
Boss paid for it and let us "enjoy" the moment.
I don't remember much of the details but me and the lady ended up doing the deed afterwards. I never came (being drunk and all) but it was an experience.
A few months later, I went back there for my own personal "research"
And that was it.
It was a bit expensive and very risky for stds. Lucky I tested neg.