This one is kind of silly but I’m genuinely curious
Let’s say it takes 25 car lengths to completely surround a fast food and the drive thru. I get 25 of my buddies to enter the drive thru one by one.
We drive bumper to bumper so no one else can enter and continuously move like a lazy river around the restaurant.
What would happen?
For the sake of argument, it’s clearly the film crew for the show COPS.
If I didn’t do anything wrong but took off running on foot because I wanted to be on the show, would I still catch any charges? I understand I’ll be chased down and taken to jail.
In case you‘re not already aware, this isn’t your typical 4th of July. This year it’s the 250TH INDEPENDENCE DAY.
I think we deserve a little more than just a single day this year.
Fireworks every night. Pledge of Allegiance every morning. We can even extend the Star Spangled Banner to every World Cup match.
For context I mean at the Super Bowl or a large sports event
“Oh say can you see F*CK! F*CK! F*CK!”
My job often involves public speaking and presenting at various corporate events.
My presentations open with the standard “Good morning“ and without fail, I’ll get maybe a handful of responses with zero enthusiasm.
I put my hands on my hips and say “Come on, I think we can do better than that!”
“GOOD MORNING!”
“Much better! 😃“
This puts the audience in a vibe check and displays my power early on as I have the narrative authority.
Also, I’m probably never going to see them again after the corporate event so it’s no skin off my back what they think.
My job often involves public speaking and presenting at various corporate events.
My presentations open with the standard “Good morning“ and without fail, I’ll get maybe a handful of responses with zero enthusiasm.
I put my hands on my hips and say “Come on, I think we can do better than that!”
“GOOD MORNING!”
“Much better! 😃“
This puts the audience in a vibe check and displays my power early on as I have the narrative authority.
Also, I’m probably never going to see them again after the corporate event so it’s no skin off my back what they think.
For the record, I’m mainly talking about elementary school level education.
Guess how much screen time I had in school? Outside of the very limited computer lab, zero minutes, and I turned out fine.
I think it’s lazy to replace actual teaching with watching videos and taking tests on computers, not to mention the staggering costs behind it.
Guess what technology I had in school? Pencil and paper. Physical books. Teachers writing on the board. Cell phones would be confiscated immediately if they were seen, nowadays kids spend all class watching tiktok and we wonder why their brains are rotting.
Trick the addict into thinking it’s a regular drug den and wait for them to smoke their crack, meth, etc. Once they’re peaking, then have all of the family members jump out from behind the couches and curtains “AAAHH!! INTERVENTION!!”
Bet they won’t be doing those drugs again
I’ve been getting a lot of negative feedback on this so I’d thought I’d share here.
Recently on a cruise, I woke up at 7am to head down to the pool to claim my spot with my towel and a book. I returned back to my room for a few more hours sleep and the breakfast buffet.
When I returned to my spot at the pool, someone had moved my towel and book. Luckily I was able to reclaim my spot with only a single “Up.” where they quickly vacated.
AITA for reclaiming my spot that I got up early for to reserve fair and square?
I just watched a video where an office employee is asking the boss if they can all go watch the Knicks parade on Thursday.
What the fuck? He can’t just approve that!
Now all of the employees thinks he’s the big mean boss who hates fun.
A little over a month ago, I found an adorable bunny in my backyard. I posted on the neighborhood Facebook community and checked with a few neighbors but nobody knows where it came from. I’ve decided to keep it.
Im afraid that when I take her into the vet for a check up, they’ll scan and find a chip with information of the owner. Can the vet seize the bunny? Do I have to contact the owner?
Thank you for instructing me to enjoy the product. Prior to receiving this information, I was fucking pissed off while I was preparing for the consumption.
I swear to god if anyone leaves a snarky comment I’m gonna lose it
What’s the legal precedent here?
We all think being pulled away from our daily lives to serve on jury duty is bullshit so here’s an easy trick to get out of it.
The court can smell from 10 miles away if someone doesn’t want to serve so the trick is to eagerly act like you do want to participate but then say something absolutely crazy they’ll send you home.
For example, if I get summoned again, I’ll say this. As a child, I’ve always wanted to be Spider-Man. As an adult, I still want to be Spider-Man so I purposely let spiders bite me, hoping for the radioactive one. Once I get my powers, I’ll dedicate my life to fighting crime.
We all have our hobbies and you might be wondering what rollerblading, which I call just blading, has anything to do with the dating scene.
You see, I’m not just your average blader. I’ve been blading my whole life to the point where I feel like it’s part of my identity. I even go as far as wearing a fanny pack with matching elbow / knee pads kind of like in the Barbie film.
I’ve now reached a crossroad in my life where I need to consider having a serious relationship but I also feel like I’m letting go of who I really am. To make matters more complicated, the dating scene involves many locations and activities where I have to wear normal walking shoes, which is annoying.
I know there are some dating activities where I don’t have to take them off, such as blading at the park or near the beach, but I feel like that will only last for so long.
I’ve opened this question to everyone so I can gather perspective from both sides and I appreciate your advice in advance.
That’s not what I ordered. I don’t speak Italian.
I want a large coffee. This doesn’t need to become complicated.
I’m a higher level manager at a medium sized company. Majority of the staff in the office works jobs such as accounting, sales, marketing, etc.
Every once in a while there will be some workers who don’t make their sales quota, not meeting deadlines, and general insubordination.
While it wasn’t in the original job description that they were hired for, are there any legal risks by assigning them bathroom cleaning duty?
They‘ll still work the same hours and same pay but instead of logging on to their computer, there will be a mop and bucket at their desk.
I apologize in advance if this a frequently asked question on this community.
We’re all familiar with vanilla positions like missionary and basic riding but I think we could all benefit from advice on spicing things up.
Personally, my go to is creating a jungle environment in the bedroom. Tropical scented candles, humidifier, large indoor plants. I even have a sounds of the jungle playlist on my Bluetooth speaker featuring monkeys, birds, and an occasional jaguar. It’s my ”Jung Shui”, if you will.
When the mood is right and it starts getting hot in the lions den, I assume my Tarzan identity. As we approach the climax, I’ll bang my chest with my fists and yell at the top of my lungs “AAAAAHHHaaaaaAAAAaaaaaAAHHHH!!”
Anyway, what are some of your tips and tricks to spice things up?