They’re still traditional Carolers dressed in Victorian / Christmas outfits but when you open the door, one of them starts beat boxing and the rest perform a rap song with filthy and sexual lyrics.
For the sake of argument, he has an adequate supply of air, food, and water in the box. We’re paying for overnight shipping so he won’t be in the box for an extended period.
This was summer school so you can already tell I was a bright and gifted mind back then.
Instead of you know, actually studying, I doodled all over my textbooks.
Blacked out teeth. Bearded women. Funny bubble captions.
One of them was a Spanish textbook and there was a chapter on travel and transportation. One of the pages had an illustration of people lined up at the airport security line with their bags on the conveyor belt. I drew one of the men to look like a cliche terrorist and instead of a bag, he had a bomb on the conveyor belt like this 💣
Since it was summer school, you just turned the books back in on a cart, it wasn’t the typical sign your name on the list method so they had no idea. I hope the next kid to use those books had a laugh.
She enters an empty dorm room and realizes there’s nothing in it
Let’s say I’m standing at the bus stop and let out a particularly evil spirit. Unbeknownst to me, an elderly man standing behind begins coughing profusely and is unable to catch his breath. He collapses on the ground and is pronounced deceased.
If I did not do this intentionally, would I be charged with manslaughter?
No - in fact I drive faster to get out of them sooner
Over night you will become incredibly wealthy where you’ll never need to work again but under one condition:
Every poop you take must be out in the backyard, squatting like a dog. Also during the poop, someone will tap on the window and you have to look over at them.
We have previously established that it’s illegal to spray someone with water (which is ridiculous) but what about this situation?
Pretend I’m the pesky neighborhood kid.
Old man Henderson is watering his garden next door and I sneak around to where the hose is behind him. I pinch the hose to stop the water flow. He looks directly into the hose nozzle to investigate, I release the hose, and he gets sprayed.
Technically I didn’t do the spraying. Is this still illegal?
If I sneakily tape a “Kick Me” sign on someones back and somebody else follows the instruction, is anyone legally liable?
A few weeks ago we had a handyman fixing a window panel on the outside of the house. This required him to be on his ladder directly outside the window.
I thought it would be funny to suddenly pull up the blinds and yell Hi!!!! 😃
If he got startled and the ladder tipped backwards, would I be liable for any injuries?
Let’s say my neighbor is being a dick and I want to mess with them. I’ll wake up at midnight and set off the alarm with my key fob repeatedly from inside my window. If they ask me what’s going on, I can just say someone was trying to break into my car.
My buddy just learned this the hard way.
Millenium Falcon - gone. Eiffel Tower - toppled.
Luckily he was able to restrain her as she descended upon Hogwarts Castle but a lot of damage could have been avoided if they were not in this room.
This was shortly after we graduated high school, about 17 years ago. I had an old Volvo from the 90s as my first car.
One day we had this genius idea to pop the hood, dismantle the windshield wiper spray hose, and attach it under the hood facing to the right. Since we pinched it, the water would spray over 10 feet, easily reaching the sidewalk from the neighborhood roads.
We cruised the neighborhood and did “drive by” sprayings on people traveling down the sidewalk. We even got a kid riding a skateboard who turned around to flip us off but he was laughing too.
This was shortly after we graduated high school, about 17 years ago. I had an old Volvo from the 90s as my first car.
One day we had this genius idea to pop the hood, dismantle the windshield wiper spray hose, and attach it under the hood facing to the right. Since we pinched it, the water would spray over 10 feet, easily reaching the sidewalk from the neighborhood roads.
We cruised the neighborhood and did “drive by” sprayings on people traveling down the sidewalk. We even got a kid riding a skateboard who turned around to flip us off but he was laughing too.
I understand that Assault is the threat and it’s definitely illegal to verbally make them. I’m clear on that.
What I’m not sure of is if displaying my karate poses also counts as a threat.
Let’s say I’m at the mall and I encounter this guy who regularly challenges me in various social situations. From a safe distance, I drop my shopping bags and assume the stance ready to perform a roundhouse kick? What if I demonstrate the speed of my spin but again, I’m not near them, it’s only a demonstration.
Would that still qualify as making a threat?
For the sake of argument, this is a highly sought after job position as a social media manager. Six figure salary.
The interview is going well, you think we’re almost at the end, where I turn my computer monitor around and hand you the mouse / keyboard. It‘s the Facebook and Reddit login pages. “Your credentials please 😈“
You’ll then be escorted back to the waiting room while I complete my review.
I don’t own a drone but am I allowed to just fly it over and around my neighbors houses, look in the windows, into their backyards, etc?
I don’t know if they have models where I could speak to them through a microphone but otherwise I could see what my neighbors are up to from the safety of my bedroom.