Batfleck vs Battinson & Batbale
R1: standard patrol gear
R2: 1 days of prep
R3: Batmobile battle
R1: standard patrol gear
R2: 1 days of prep
R3: Batmobile battle
Specifically the Dafoe version, that gives you a 800% increase in strength and drives you insane.
Same with Chris Brown concerts. And it’s so normalized, I have multiple girls tell me or others about “celebrity crushes” and “cheat passes” with make celebrities.
Imagine if Sydney Sweeney did this with male fans in front of their gfs or wives.
Namely the Sony/Dafoe Goblin formula
R1: No prep time, standard gear for both
R2: Both get a week of prep time and all equipment
R3: Batman gets Deathstroke, Spider-Man gets Bucky, (Arkham Knight/The Winter Soldier loadout)
R1: Mk85 vs ZSJL. Battle takes place in NYC.
R2: Tony gets MCU Bucky, Cyborg gets base Batfleck
R2: Tony gets A-Train, Cyborg gets MCU Quicksilver
This isn’t necessarily about Lizzo. This is moreso about my friends, who, if they lost like, idk, 30 pounds would be 6.5-7/10 easily.
Now compare that to people who have recessed jaws and sunken eye sockets and big ahh foreheads.
These people also complain the most and act like their bone structure is cooked.
Genuinely infuriating, same with people who have dumb haircuts and a bad fashion sense but they are perfectly healthy, average-to slightly above average 5’10” guys with no real facial problems.
Man, I would kill to be a slightly above average guy.
Just found this in a comic called Transformers UK compendium one.
Who came up with that name?
Doesn’t comic Norman have 9-10 level ton strength
Dafoe slammed Tom down 9 levels and shrugged off bloodlusted punches and he has super grenades that can incinerate the flesh off of you.
Does 616 Norman win with comic scaling tho?
Stats for speedster-brawler
Height: 7’2”
Weight: 350 lbs
1000 ton strength
1000 ton durability
Mach 4 running speed
enhanced reflexes
healing factor & regeneration of 10 million cells per second
6/10 combat iq (1 is Hulk, 10 is Arkham Batman)
Vs
2012 Avengers
Who wins?
Height
Weight distribution
Limb length
Now, the main concern is obviously camera work, so let’s restrict it a bit.
Height: 4’7” - 6’10” (dwarf to nord)
Weight distribution: depends on race
Limb length: min: 57 in - max: 85 in
I know that comparing games can be counterproductive and a little misguided but I love how Dragon’s Dogma handles this and although I love unique ideas, I wouldn’t be mad if they just copies what they did.
Want to create a 2 meter tall red-bearded Nord who larps as Thor? Go for it.
Prefer a female Argonian, standing at 5” flat with Arnold Schwarzenegger shoulders? No problem.
This would be amazing imo.
Battle takes place in New York
Prime Earth Bruce Wayne has long since been listed as 6’2” (1.88m), 210 lbs (95kg).
I was reading a comment about how Absolute Batman should have been short, in order to nerf him even further and make him an underdog. I thought it was a cool premise.
Say he is 5’8” (1.73m), 195 lbs (88 kg) now.
How would that change up his tactics, now that he can’t rely on being a tall, intimidating creature of the night with the striking power of a heavyweight?
I grew up with Fox Wolverine and he is the equivalent of Tobey for many fans.
That being said, it’s time to say goodbye after 2027.
Hot take, but he is replaceable imo. Hard, but not impossible.
Remember, we never had a bad Spider-Man. Same for Batman, people doubted Bale and Affleck and Pattinson; they all delivered, right?
There are rumors of a Deadpool & Wolverine X-Force sequel after Secret Wars and as much as we all love Hugh Jackman, it just feels out of touch.
I haven't watched the new Spider-Man yet but I just know that Jean is in there. There is a good chance that the OG X-Men will be killed in the upcoming Avengers movies and that’s a good ending for them imo.
It would be a bit… I guess, disrespectful to steal the new X-Men’s thunder by having Deadpool and Logan be the show stealers.
Like, imagine being a fantastic Cyclops actor and deliver a 9/10 performance, just to get overshadowed by the Goat (although that would be comic accurate lol)
I sincerely hope that we get a new Logan.
Since Hugh and the New X-Men will likely be separated by 1 year, they won’t immediately have a new Wolverine. They might cast him for the sequel, which is honestly a good move.
After the 3rd MCU X-Men movie, post ~2035, I would be super happy to have a 10-15 minute long Old Man Logan cameo, state clearly that he is the last Hugh-looking Wolverine and have him go out as a berserker in a wave of Hulks or something, permanently ending his character and his multiversal variants that look like him.
The “till he’s 90” joke is supposed to be a joke, not a game plan.
No casing, no firing pin, no bullet grooves, no gunshot residue.
Sure, these weapons are in there early testing stages, but early handheld prototypes (check Forgotten Weapons) are already closing in on the performance of air pistols.
How will the law enforcement community respond to this?
So, height is not that important to Thing like it is for characters like Captain America, the pinnacle of human performance should be tall, as should Superman, a larger than life and Hulk, a classic monster.
Canonically, Thing started out as 6’ (1.83m) and has subsequently been put at 6’8” (2.03) and even 7 feet tall (2.13m), probably to make his fights with Hulk a little more even looking.
I prefer Thing to be wide and “muscular”, yet short enough to fit in a trench coat, put on a hat and enter a Bodega without being immediately clocked as a, well… Thing. If that makes sense.
So I do prefer Thing to be between 6’1” (1.85m) and 6’4” (1.93m).
You know, taller than most but mostly wide.
Most countries already tax wealthy individuals at a higher rate than others.
Why don’t we put 100% taxes on fuel purchased for private jets that poison the stratosphere, water-hungry golf courses, private schools and universities with high tuitions, land taxes for those who own more than 3 homes, car taxes for private collectors who own more than \~10 cars, etc.
Ownership would be confirmed by inspectors to make sure that multimillionaires and billionaires don’t pull the old “minimum wage, infinite stocks” number, or put any property in their families name or something like that.
You’re rich, great. Things that affect everyone, such as a breathable air and excessive water consumption should be taxed and the resulting profits being reinvested into the environment and local businesses.
Most countries already tax wealthy individuals at a higher rate than others.
Why don’t we put 100% taxes on fuel purchased for private jets that poison the stratosphere, water-hungry golf courses, private schools and universities with high tuitions, land taxes for those who own more than 3 homes, car taxes for private collectors who own more than ~10 cars, etc.
Ownership would be confirmed by inspectors to make sure that multimillionaires and billionaires don’t pull the old “minimum wage, infinite stocks” number, or put any property in their families name or something like that.
You’re rich, great. Things that affect everyone, such as a breathable air and excessive water consumption should be taxed and the resulting profits being reinvested into the environment and local businesses.
Battle takes place on empty rooftops
Dolph, Jane, Bernthal vs Affleck & Cox
Battles takes place in 2003.
R1: random encounter, the Punishers are equipped with ballistic vests and armed with 1x M1911 handgun each.
R2: The Punishers have 2 days of prep and training and assume the role of active hunters.
The Daredevils may prepare as well.
R3: The Punishers receive the FATWS super soldier serum, while the Daredevils get help from both Elektras and both Bullseyes.
Finally, there is a real chance that a DC cinematic universe properly adapts our favorite alien oat.
I am so happy. “The greatest threat the universe has ever known?” Master shapeshifters?
Oh my goodness.
My god, I am hyped beyond the stars!!