u/Effective_Corgi_4517

Guys I know this is not impressive at all but I wanted to share my ways of making this ranged top regret his life choices in bronze 4 (I am new af)
I just liked how I had to adapt to the fight because I didn't know who was this quinn so I was like "Ok now we pick the move that we wanna W"
then I picked this one even tho it had no animation at all and it was insanely hard to see coming but I decided that the next time quinn is gonna face away from the minions I am gonna W because she is probably looking for something sus and I don't have the reaction time for it!
Also she was stunned for so long wtf
Also^2 I am so slow at procing arent I?

https://reddit.com/link/1unyuhl/video/f6k9iz3f2ebh1/player

I don't know the exact number but we all know sylas has some inane Warwick level regeneration after a few items with the right build

And he has an ability that grabs on you, 2 actually

Doesn't this mean that whenever sylas lands his E2 he basically Warwick ulted, because he will land the full combo + m1s and heal for it

I understand that it doesn't have the same CC but if you try to run he can just save his W for you

Does that mean that sylas played perfectly can have a near perfect replica of Warwick ult without actually ulting!? Idk

Again if this sounds stupid I have less than 100 hours into the game so ye probably

I picked up lee sin yesterday because I downloaded the game 2 weeks ago and wanted to try every top jungler because I love the role and the characters
anyways so it was lee sin's time and I LOOOOVVE how his Q helps you close the distance so well and I have been winning a ton like actually I played lee sin for 5 games and I won 4 of them I know its a small sample to judge but the games were so easy
now comes the problem
My damage is barely 20k ish.. its like I am not doing damage but I am there
I just had a 3/7/17 kills with 20k damage like am I building something wrong or what? I just go eclipse>sundred sky>mercs>and then zhonya's or whatever the game recommends
I am involved but I neither get damage or able to finish kills to get gold

Its so bad that I started thinking I am getting carried because I won 7 out of my last 8 games on jungle and its almost always by a winning lane or two that snowballs now I am at a paradox asking questions like
Maybe I am in winners' queue?
Maybe the game loves me specifically?
What if I am the reason they carry?
What if theyre carrying because I diff the enemy jg?
Do I even have an impact? like sure I get most objectives and? they get kills in the first 5 minutes!

CHAT YONE AIRBORNE HELPS YASUO SO MUCH THAT I WANNA PLAY YONE X YASUO BOT LANE NOWWWWWWWW

https://reddit.com/link/1uj0dh3/video/54on1vtuj9ah1/player

Last week I was at drag and we went in a team fight for it and I left my team to 4v5 while I cheekily get the dragon they started spam pinging me and saying ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID WHY DID YOU CONTINUE HITTING OBJ WE ARE FIGHTING So today same thing happened except I left drake at 3009hp to run to the team fight nearby and after we lost Conveniently enough someone said ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TAKEN THE DRAKE NOW THEY GET 5 KILLS AND THE OBJECTIVE?
so what do I do because I get blamed in both cases

https://reddit.com/link/1uimlcd/video/ohawg1l5o6ah1/player

in my mind I was behind that game because my duo was feeding akali hard and I couldn't have anything in that part of the map so I was 0/2, I press tab and my fizz is 3/3 and the enemy yorick is alone and 2/2/2
so I think thats free, I am behind yes but fizz and yorick are equal AND I will do extra damage I literally auto pilot the fight and somehow this happens

https://reddit.com/link/1uhefie/video/ewmdoinp7w9h1/player

Don't roast please I am very new to the game I was shielding his escape to buy fizz time to engage first

Why do people get so scared of being invaded early? I saw a video about like I saw someone saying they can't play that floating dragon sol JG because a guy named kindred will smash him early every chance

Can't they just ward one buff and if they saw it getting invaded invade their similar coloured buff too or ping mid and top to 2v1 him?

I was playing fiora top today and my Diana pinged that an opposite side ward spotted viego stealing the red buff, I just ran to him leaving my lane and smashed him with my mid duo?!

Not that invading happens that much in low elo anyways

Now comes the shit post

What if you ward red and start blue so he invades red so you see it and invade his blue but then he had warded blue before running to your red so he can see that and he leaves your red and goes to the blue camps then your red camps, by the time you are back from his blue camps he's done with red and blue and leaving to his red

Now expand even more? Do these things even happen or am I insane

https://preview.redd.it/9ulvzb4g2p9h1.png?width=1299&format=png&auto=webp&s=2813820e7182cb61d4b9b8accee7f7bcf0ea7bbf

I was ultra fed and my duo on mid ultra fed akali but the opposite is she kept swinging between every lane killing everyone in a 1v1 so I see her in bot then mid then top where I solo her While I kept pushing more and more towers and killing their jungler and sion I did 60k damage and another 60k damage to towers and broke every nexus and every tower SOLO Then I look at the map and I see them all breaking my nexus as I am breaking theirs.... while my feeding useless team diff stand around calling for my help... all because I heard someone say "fiora split push of doom and despair" so I thought its my only job, even when enemy top went all the way to fight for drake idk the rules BTW I had way more kills than my score say but my teammates kept stealing who I 1v1
Also akali was
I understand that it's team diff but I just want tips on the things I mentioned how to use my power IF I can 1v9 in this situation and when to stop split pushing
Also for context I had my hydra on the first recall at ~10 mins, thats how fed I was

https://preview.redd.it/gwd3vq75ii9h1.png?width=1679&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b57e4d99abc0d810d51f31a4545b3aa16356995

1- Shurikens hit fizz and zed survived
2- Shurikens didnt register and zed died
3- Shurikens did register but fizz snuck up an attack and both died
4- Shurikens did register but zed died to a minion shortly after

https://reddit.com/link/1ufnoi2/video/zkfcpe4qwh9h1/player

in the first clip we are both equal in everything even health, I land a W E Q combo first then dodge his E With W2 I suddenly panic because I am out of abilities and at his tower so I have to AA once then run back and flash
The W E Q W2 did NO DAMAGE basically according to what he did to me in a W Q AA combo even after missing the E and E2

SECOND CLIP:
I have no W dodge his pull so I accept the trade and Q him then instantly E when he gets close
Its almost like his hp didnt move but when he did E W Q I evaporated

Something's off or just skill issue? Started the game a week ago soo

https://reddit.com/link/1ufnoi2/video/owshq0h1xh9h1/player

It's such a chad pick you just sit in a bush till the enemy adc comes forward for 1 second, you jump scare CC dash kill him then ult across the map and instantly be on another lane

Won so many games with that guy

Are there some rules to this like i see some people play yone/yasou/fiora/irelia bot lane it's way more fun than Caitlyn or miss fortune but what do you do when adc and support are both mages? You just get bullied the whole game?

This happened a while back so I don't exactly remember how it happened

Could have been a glitch but I used yone's E and while I am using it (I actually can't remember if it's before or after) mordekaiser ulted me so I ulted away from him to buy myself as much time as possible and this guy just stood there beside my E shadow holding his E Q Auto waiting for me to get pulled to it... And I just..never did? We stood their awkwardly and It didn't work at all till the ult ended.

Is this something known? A glitch? Idk

Top Lane is MISERABLE (NEW PLAYER)

Summary of my first couple of games in top lane

I wanted to play top lane because my silly friend wouldn't move it from mid and jungle gets mentally taxing but what the hell are those brain-dead top laners

Why is there a teemo that can blind me every 3 seconds and make me basically disabled while kiting me under his tower THEN chasing me to my tower with SOMEHOW more speed than I have

\*BANS TEEMO NEXT GAME\*

HEIMER-FUCKING-DINGER Players woke up this morning and opened the game to put 2 turrets and dance around them forever.. I was irelia and I couldn't even get CLOSE then he kept moving them bit by bit till he was terrorizing my tower, I spam pinged the jungler just for him to say "you can't push him and neither can I, break the turrets then ping"

\*BANS HEIMERDINGER\* (and asks his friend to keep banning teemo)

WHY IS A BALD UGLY GUY FARTING IN A BUSH THEN THROWING ME TO IT AND LIMITING ME FROM MOVING IN 99% OF THE LANE

\*BANS SINGED\* (and asks his friend to ban teemo and his other friend to buy heimerdinger)

If you can't beat them, join em, then fucking beat them. I will play a brain-dead champ

Let's go garen

WHY IS THERE ANOTHER BALDY TOXIC HALF HUMAN **DOC OCK** STEPPING ON ME WITH EXTRA SPEED AND INFIITE BULLETS COMING OUT OF HIS ASS

\*5 stacks and bans EVERYONE OF THEM\*

Sett beat me level 1 then I couldn't play the game for 35 minutes straight before my jungler finally decided to come help so sett 1v2ed us then went to mid lane and killed them there and we ffed saying "report top fed"

I have watched lol content for 2 weeks before actually trying it to be educated and I just realized every top player I watched plays the click to move option in lol even tho there is a wasd option thats like 10x better coming from a valorant background? am I missing something