u/Effective_Corgi_4517

My friend told me this is the best kill stealer in the game because you just throw R and clean up

Does this mean I will consistently be ahead in gold? Can I hyper carry with this gold?

I was debating a silly off meta build so I looked up the actual maths since I never played Locke, what I found was crazy.

If we assume you on average with the full burst ap build land 2 nails (which you do)

That's about 1200 damage of 750 ap from stats only after consuming nails.

Now did you ever think how much you can drop out of those 750 ap full build, land all 3 nails and still do the same damage? 350.

That's fuckinf absurd like a full build Locke landing 2 nails is like a 3 items Locke landing 3?

The maths was so absurd that it had me reminding myself that i got 30/60 in highschool and that I am using stats from a crappy probably outdated site

But it it's true that means Locke can prioritise having 2 whole slots of utility/defensive items and lands 3 nails to still burst

Now you'd say "why'd he suddenly be able to land all 3 nails you stupid silver"

That's why I am here now chat, gunblade, Rylais, exhaust, smite, iceborn gauntlet (wtf), etc..

Any utility that gives a bit of damage and slow or a bit of survivability and slow is potentially a better investment??

But Locke is an assassin what is this fucking r***** of an OP talking about. Gosh these silvers...

Guys hear me out

I wanna try to start building Rylais instead of zhonya's

It's just pure evil and I love it

People hate the 25% slow so why not make it 55%

Also it would almost guarantee 3 Q's landed and survivability isn't bad because Locke is a freak and you will now be able to turn around, Q once and create distance in case you are getting changed

I am pisslow and I forget to press zhonya's like every single game so what do you think?

If zhonya's is good maybe you could suggest I replace another item with Rylais? Just as a Q3 guarantee ragebait off meta build?

Guys, I am a Newgen, I have to admit it, but I wanna have a blast watching worlds so help me out here

I Know basically everything about T1 because I spent a month watching every Worlds finals since the dawn of lol and T1 was always in those videos. Sorry but I installed the game knowing only a SINGLE name, faker, and he got disqualified from MSI the same day I made an account. (still wanna see faker win, idk why)

I Watched Dk's 14k gold loss and caedral's reaction, if this guy is rooting for them then so am I!

I watched DRX underdogs run and fell in love with the team then 3 seconds later realized the whole roster is changed so fuck em I guess? idk but feels bad

I Watched a 1 hour documentary of every time chovy lost a title, feel bad for him, wanna see him win but I don't like his style much.

I watched some games for theshy because apparently he is a top lane icon and I wanted to feel hyped for his qualification matches

I tried to look up why caps and his jungler (Sorry I forgot his name) are bald but couldn't find anything useful, hall of legends felt lame because they haven't won worlds but I guess theyre goated in their own leagues, but who knows I didn't watch much of any NA or EU team because everyone around me keeps saying they get railed by Asians idk why even try (You caught me at a very Korean time in my life)

anyways so are there any other great stories or great teams with great players? I Know I sound like someone who just learned what's a tv and picked interstellar and fight club, but I am willing to be niche guys!!

basically title, she was hiding in a bush and one tapped me with R when I walked to hit the wave, as far as I am concerned shes a lane bully, a control/poke mage, nothing like waiting in a bush to literally assassinate someone

الفلاحين اللي زيي مش هيحرجوا نفسهم in public تاني

What if I tell you I was scrolling through the champion list and found something weird

a champion that has
1-Range
2-Sustain
3-WaveClear
4-Poke
5-Mobility that goes through walls
6-1 soft cc, 2 hard CC
7-Engage
8-tank
9-AP
10-Peel
11-Carry isolation
12-Displacement
13-Disengage
14- and the best lore in the entire fucking game

WHY DOES A SINGLE CHAMP HAS A BIT OF EVERYTHING.

I might be wrong, but can you guess it?

Guys let's say that I am MAYBE mentally challenged so I wanna build full MS kindred like hecarim back in the day
I just love the idea of seeing an ASHE keep slowing down a melee enemy trying to chase her its like asserting dominance in bed iykyk

anyways so I wanted to make a build that has so much movement speed and annoying abilities that I am impossible to chase in enemy jungle while still having enough damage so that they cant just ignore me in TFs

The items I found to satisfy my urges are youmuu's, serylda's, swifties, kraken, stridebreaker, pd, black cleaver and of course my favourite item in the game that I can not seem to build it on any champ... iceborn gauntlet.. IT HAS NO FREAKING AD MAN

I did some maths and realized that if I manage to get full build and stack/proc each of those passives and actives I Will have abt 150 ms more than someone with ghost summoner spell LOL

what do I keep? What do I sacrifice to keep my damage? Are there better items?!

I, Indeed forgot abt stormrazor..
anyways current build in mind is
Kraken → Swifties → Youmuu's → Stormrazor → Serylda's → PD
Tho I am thinking of delaying swifties to get some actual damage because lethality fourth wont feel great

EDIT:
This is what I reached after the thinking

Swifties → Youmuu's/Serylda's → Stormrazor → IE into yuntal/PD (FUCK LDR I HATE IT)
Good early lethality, scales into 100% crit as we like

Runes
StormRaiders surge
Celerity
Absolute focus
waterwalking

infinite speed buffs while hurting!

Does anyone know if 5% per 100% bonus AS mean it will only read it when I reach 100 OR that it has continuous scaling where 98% AS will still give 4.9?

Because Coincidentally I did reach 98% AS and I couldn't push it further so I was curious
(context: No pc to test rn)

Let's lay it down
On Paper, What does your average viego main wants

-"I WANT 100% CRIT PLZ!!"
-"AND I WANT AD TO ONE SHOT A CARRY"
-"AND I WANT AS TO CLEAR FASTER!!"

A veteran would say "shut up kiddos, build what every other assassin builds and don't complain"

A PSYCHO would say "Let's Abusively min-max the shit out of the new passive changes"
Listen guys, I Don't care if it scales late game just hear me out

Viego Starts with +2 bonus healing
Gets +2.5 per 100 AD
2 more per 500 health
5% per 100 AS (AS shard imp for this)

That means that if you manage to get 1500 Bonus HP + 2 AS items + 200 or more AD. Youd have AT LEAST 18%+ Passive bonus healing PER KILL AND you will still have 100% CRIT??!

WHICH brings us to the one and only great build

HEARTSTEEL FIRST (Not troll, not Dantes shit.) You keep gaining health and 2% more with each 500 is sexyy

Yun tal second (delayed Crit but you need the AS and AD for a 2 item spike especially that you won't have any damage after your first item)

Collector LDR (Makes you reach 75% Crit)

Then either go IE fifth for quicker damage spike OR go KRAKEN fifth for way quicker passive spike

End with IE/Kraken

Now There are some potential changes

Could you change heartsteel for a 6th item warmogs and have a very decent early game? ye but youd be throwing 2% Passive which we are optimizing

If we weren't I could have told you to go Kraken Yuntal Collector LDR IE Warmogs
Same percentages, hell you even get a full 5% passive 3 items earlier but you are throwing potential tankiness and more importantly, the extra 2-4% from heartsteel passive

Now a NERD could say "ye but heartsteel + yuntal are scaling items and you need to snowball early game!!" Which I will tell him that HE IS... Unfortunately right. its only cracked if you survive first 15 mins, tho I would argue yun tal isnt that much worse than a kraken early

Anyways if you are one of the hubris fanboys you can live with 75% crit chance and replace yuntal for hubris which COULD provide an extra 2% Passive healing if you get enough kills, which we like.

You'd have enough AD And crit to one shot the poor support youve been abusing AND heal 500 with each reset AND be more tanky than normal viego, fucked route tho..

What are we thinking?

EDIT: Essence reaver seems better than collector here!

EDIT 2: I Am still changing some stuff every bit but the current setup is legen alacrity, hob, AS shard with Heartsteel Yun tal Collector Kraken then build crit normally

EDIT 3: I am considering trying Tri Force over kraken because of the early haste and the 300 health that will help heartsteel break into the third passive proc easier while still giving you 100% AS after alacrity is stacked, you sacrifice little AD

لو المحاضرة ٤ ساعات و انا سمعتها في ساعتين على سرعة ٢x و فهمت و حفظت كل كلمة اتقالت و خدت ملاحظات كمان ديه كده تتحسب اربع ساعات مذاكرة ولا اتنين؟

سؤال: بتتفرجوا بالسرعة العادية ولا؟

I never played ADC but I perma-gank bot lane so my opinion is 100% relevant and valid

Miss Fortune: 0/10 this shit is basically jhin Q but worse

Caitlyn: 5/10 hurts, long range, big, but I cant use it while running away and it takes forever to cast

Jhin: Most basic shit ever but it compliments the W and makes me steal my bot lane's entire wave in a gank 5/10

Ezreal: this is just caitlyn Q without the weaknesses except its small 6.5/10

Kai'sa: 0/10 this shit never targets the player always the random minion

Jinx: Good range, good wavesteal, and it doesnt hurt my mana when I am viego bec I get inf mana 8/10

Ashe: The W just mogs Q so hard 2/10

Kalista: gives me the dash, 6/10

Samira: basic af 4/10

Twitch: Huge one. 8/10 I am still an ugly fucking rat except only I can see it now

Senna: Just 0/10 I still don't know how to cast this shit

Draven: I don't have the mental capacity to manage this mid fight but its aura. 4/10

Zeri: this shit isnt even an ability. 0/10

Aphelios: 0/10, glitched on viego possession and I Don't understand it, I hate you

couldn't think of any other ADC I saw in my games so they're completely irrelevant

I know my opinions are so great and now you wanna beg me to make a W and E ability version

But I won't, I hate you all guys

Unfortunately there is a mod shortage so no one can stop me

AMA!

If you are a sylas or a yone OTP can we lay down what sylas has over yone?

I was trying to choose a mid champ to play and I Liked these 2 but I wanted to pick sylas simply because his voicelines are cooler, his lore is cooler, he doesn't have the most cringe fandom in history (r/yone, r/yasuo) and because he is a lil bit more niche yk everyone and their step bro plays yone..

But on paper when I tried to compare them I Was like

Well yone has better engage, disengage, sidelaning, DPS, CC, Scaling (not sure), Utility against tanks/bruisers and a better time in laning phase

I couldn't put my hands on any real big advantages for sylas so can yall tell me what he is superior at? I know he's a good fighter but so is yone

I don't play sylas but I was wondering why would sylas not get exactly the amount of damage off of his hijack

If veigar has 1000 ap and viego kills him, viego has 1000 ap and can spam Q

If sylas hijacks a veigar ult with 1000 ap

He gets like what 40% less damage

And that's not even mentioning that while playing sylas I can't use any ADC ult because they do no damage even though viego can use bodies that use AD OR AP but sylas can only use utility ults and ap ults well

Am I missing something??!

On Friday, I will go to an internet cafe, log in to my main account and run ranked ones

heartsteel > sundered sky > omni vamp boots > warmogs > bloodmail > spirit visage

Rito has asked for it and no one can stop me now

You are about to see a 5000 hp (before stacks) CHAD that regenerates 500 health with every kill his team gets in a teamfight..

you may ask "bu- but- how will you have enough damage"

YOU DONT NEED TO BUILD DAMAGE WHEN YOU CAN INT FOR 15 MINUTES AND LET THE PEASANTS BUILD DAMAGE FOR YOU SO YOU CAN USE IT LATER THEN GO BACK TO BEING A 5K HP CHAD SITTING AT ELDER

Do you have any questions/tips? you can't stop it btw so don't try.. (UNSTOPPABLE FORCE)

يجدعان انا عارف ان الكلام ده يبان عبيط بس انا عيشت حياتي كلها بعمل حلاقات زي الزفت مش عاجبني لمجرد اني بخاف اتكلم أو أوري صورة للحلاق و انا حتى شعري مش وحش.

ابتدائي و اعدادي كله شعري كان ستريت لورا و في ثانوي خليته ويڤي لقدام من غير منتجات متسألش ازاي

لحد دلوقتي قاعد بقالي شهرين محلقتش عشان عارف اني لما انزل هعمل حلاقة مش هتعجبني و هعد متضايق فترة

حاول اضور على أصل التروما و الحاجات اللي انا فاكرها هي قصة ابويا (عشان ابويا اقرط) و هو بيحكي أن و هو صغير كان بيشاور للحلاق على قصات مشاهير متنفعش لشعره و الحلاق كان بياخده ع قد عقله، و فيديو تيكتوك لعيل صغير بيوري الحلاق صورة ممثل و الحلاق بيضربه على قفاه و بيتريق عليه..😂

مع اني عارف أنه هزار بس حاسس ان لو حلاق عملها معايا و قالي "مش هتليق عليك" هعوز اموت نفسي.

هيلب

I have played on different accounts from iron to gold in MULTIPLE regions for a long time and I never encountered a kindred on the enemy team except maybe once and he was first timing because he kept invading early while I was clearly in my jungle.

I love the champion so much, I love the design, the mechanics, the voice lines, I even drew her and made my studying table resemble her in game mechanics but I never see her in pro play (even tho I remember seeing her banned a lot when I watch very old worlds games), I watch a ton of masters, GM, Chal streamers and still don't see her

Is she gutted, is she not popular idk can someone enlighten me!?

Quick reasons on why I love playing this champ (you don't have to read)

is because the hunt idea gives a great balance between farming and ganking with intent, it gives me dopamine when I bet my mark on someone and he walks into me or when I use my ult to make a yone/Warwick ult worthless

And because she's one of the few jungle hypercarries when fed that do not carry by doing the same right click like Yi and belveth while still being effective against tanks unlike my beloved blue Kayn and zed jungle

Note: I am NOT complaining about AI

Something like 5 years ago or so I was deeply obsessed with programming, I used to stay up at night messing with shit I didn't understand

I genuinely spent so many hours in vs while knowing nothing beyond variables and functions

I remember once that I was following a c# tutorial on YouTube and I kept having the same error and I had no way of knowing how to fix it so I had to join the creator's discord server and spam ping him that I need help because I can't sleep without knowing what this weird error means, just for it to be a capital letter that had to be lowercase or something like that.

A while ago I got my Interest back and all the posts I could find were "AI will take our jobs" "CS students soon in McDonald's"...etc and this didn't even upset me.

What really killed my mood was the aesthetic change.

It stopped being the cool aesthetic that made me love programming where someone wakes up at 5 am and fights the computer for 30 hours because there is no other possible way to be successful for him then he chugs caffeine and stumbles on the answer

Because even when I tried to make a project I was like, well I can re-learn python...oorrrrrrn I could just ask ai

Most of the videos that I found were like "I AM TOTALLY NOT USING AI SLOP COME WATCH ME RECREATE THE HARDCORE FEELING BECAUSE I AM 100% HARDCOOL AND I WILL STRUGGLE INSTEAD OF USING AI!!"

which doesn't even feel better

The struggle was the fun but also struggling on purpose just to not take the easy route and ask AI for what you don't know is still silly

Both ways are killing the vibe and as a casual who is doing it for fun and not for the job I can't find a middleground

It feels like a rant with no actual question someone can help me with but I guess there is probably someone out there who found a way to be efficient and still have fun

Every lane kept overextended so I said fuck it I was 100 cs in 30 mins but I had 18 KP and 12 marks without even invading
Kinda unfortunate my bot lane went 1/20 anyway

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