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He must be a real fun guy to be loose with on a strange planet.

'Module', Za said, sprawling out over the seat and looking thoughtful. 'I'd like a double standard measure of staol and chilled Shungusteriaung warp-wing liver wine bottoming a mouth of white Eflyre-Spin cruchen-spirit in a slush of medium cascalo, topped with roasted weirdberries and served in a number three strength Tipprawalic osmosis-bowl, or your best approximation thereof.''

'Male or female warp-wing?' the module said.

I've been a science fiction fan all my life, and my all-time favorite has been Star Trek, particularly The Next Generation era (and DS9, to a somewhat lesser extent). The world-building, the characters, the challenges they face, the story telling, artwork & music - everything resonates and clicks with me.

In 2019, after having read a lot about the Culture (mostly on tvtropes), I took the plunge and bought the 35th Anniversary Box set (including Consider Phlebas, Player of Games, and Use of Weapons) - and I was hooked from the first page.

I have since bought the entire Culture cycle of novels and re-read them every year since then - upon which I noticed that the Cultureverse had displaced ST:TNG as my all-time favorite science fiction universe. This realization was a surprise to myself, but nonetheless, it is true.

The width and depth with which Banks builds his universe is staggering and nothing short of breathtaking. Every novel contributes at least half a dozen major ideas. I only wished that the Culture would have branched out into more media, most importantly movies (the stories in the Cultureverse would fill the big screen nicely and then some!) or 4X high-tier video games akin to Galactic Civilizations. Ah, one can only dream...

It's strange for me to now think of the Federation as a mere level 5 (maybe level 6) low-level involved, akin to the Ronte or the Lisseiden (whose ships are described as puttering along by a culture GCU at one point in THS - can you imagine the Enterprise being described like this?).

Ferbin and Holse turned to go.

"Holse!" Hyrlis called.

Choubris and Ferbin both turned to look back.

"Sir?" Holse said.

"Holse, if I offered you the chance to stay here and general for me, play this great game, would you take it? It would be for riches and for power, both here and now and elsewhere and elsewhen, in better, less blasted places than this sorry cinder. D'you take it, eh?"

Holse laughed. "Course not, sir! You fun me, sure you must!"

"Of course", Hyrlis said, grinning. He looked at Ferbin, who was standing looking confused and angry at his servant's side. "Your man is no fool, prince" Hyrlis told him.

... unfortunately, our story takes place in Moscow - and the car the hapless chap rear-ended was a black limousine owned by the Mob.

So both cars stop at the side of the road and before the man who caused the accident can even think, five big, burly men get out of the car he just damaged. Those would be five intimidating zhuliks, gangsters.

They quickly walk up to his car, surround him, and demand that the man get out. "You are going to get a thorough beating for damaging our car."

The man is frightened senseless - all he can blurt out is "Wait a minute! You are five ... and I am only one. That is not fair!"

The zhuliks look at each other and retreat for a minute to their car to hold council on what the man just said.

When they come back to his car, their leader tells him: "You are right, that is unfair. Mikhail and Vladimir here will fight on your side!"

Without further ado, here they are:

1. Inhaltsverzeichnis (table of contents)

2. Streichholzschachtel (matchbox)

3. Eichhörnchen (squirrel)

Let's break them up to see the syllabic structure (which might make it easier to understand what is going on there):

1. Inhalts-ver-zeich-nis (lit. "content-away-write-ness" or something along those lines...)

2. Streich-holz-schachtel (lit. "strike-wood-box")

3. Eich-hörn-chen (lit. "Oak-horn-let", "horn" denoting a rodent creature, modified by the German diminuitive "-chen" to indicate a small variant)

Hope this helps.

Incidentally, "Eichhörnchen" is the reverse "shiboleth" of squirrel - there is a video of Jeremy Clarkson who claims that the pronounciation of "squirrel" is how they got even the best trained German spies in England during WW2 - "Eichhörnchen" is an equal give away for any non-native speaker.

https://reddit.com/link/1uxa1j5/video/zh2magwy1fdh1/player

I built a custom 3D WebGL renderer to simulate Conway's Game of Life meta-rules ("Adversarial Conway"/HASHWAR) wrapped around a 3D Torus.

I built a custom 3D WebGL renderer to simulate Conway's Game of Life meta-rules ("Adversarial Conway"/HASHWAR) wrapped around a 3D Torus. This clip shows two different procedural starting patterns colliding on the shared geometry. I've also built a browser-based mining tool to procedurally generate and search for high-longevity patterns.

(Technical breakdown of the WebWorker pipeline and registry links in the comments!)

https://reddit.com/link/1ux3gli/video/b6osxwm5sddh1/player

I’m looking for procedural "extremophiles" to populate a 3D Game of Life tournament engine.

After sharing my 3D Torus simulation here a couple of days ago, many of you asked how the patterns are sourced. Instead of using classic, hardcoded configurations, I built a browser-based mining pipeline (Hashwar) so the community can procedurally discover and register unique, high-longevity patterns.

The engine uses client-side JS WebWorkers to hash random starting configurations (optimizing for the 37% density sweet spot) and filters for patterns that can survive at least 500 generations.

Want to help map the search space? You can spin up a free mining node, import your own custom RLE files, and lock your discovered patterns into the global tournament registry (link in the comments).

https://reddit.com/link/1ux1823/video/p6evqxsh6ddh1/player

I’ve always loved Conway’s Game of Life, so I invented Hashwar—a web-based simulation engine where two individual GOL grids compete on a shared 3D Torus. To feed the engine, I put together this browser-based mining pipeline:

• Phase 1 (The Seeker): Seeds a 16x16 grid using SHA-256 hashes (dictating the team color) and filters initial configurations around the mathematically optimal 37% density mark.
• Phase 2 (The Explorer): Evolves candidates in real-time through parallel JS/WebGL worker nodes to find patterns with high longevity (500+ generations).
• Manual Entry: Features a parser that translates between raw binary arrays and standard RLE codes on the fly.

Once a unique pattern is successfully mined and verified against the database, it gets registered to a global roster to be pulled directly into the tournament brackets.

If you want to check out the UI (and the battle engine itself!) or run some manual RLE codes through the miner, feel free to try it out at https://lifehashes.net/login (free registration required so that you get to keep all patterns you find).

Is it

1. A 400-metre long ceremonial barge on Masaq' orbital
2. A Jhlupian heavy cruiser, forty times as fast as any ship possessed by the Sichultian Enablement?

Turns out, it's both! Chapter 13 ("Some Ways of Dying") in LTW and Chapter 19 in SD give the exact same name for these two widely disparate crafts.

How come? Banks' has never been one who could be called "lazy" when it comes to imagining and inventing anything...

This discovery left me genuiniely puzzled.

https://preview.redd.it/maia1qeps9ah1.png?width=556&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4f4a47e3cdc9f4b004907e16d4e91a7784e5e79

Quadralien. The music, the setup, the missions. What a blast! Good times on the old Amiga 500. To this day I still remember the passwords to the second and third level but I never managed to finish this game.

Having re-read"Look To Windward" a couple of time, I just noticed something that I seem to have glossed over in previous readings:

Ambassador Ischloear, Drone Tersono and Composer Ziller are frequently adressed in the book as "Ar", "Dn," and "Cr", respectively.

I have always wondered: Is this a misprint or one of these affectations that Culture people in general and the inhabitants of Masaq' in particular sometimes employ?

Artists (nowadays called "creators") used to have "muses", i.e. one person in their lives that inspired them to go on with their work.

Nowadays, few people seem to have muses but they attract a lot of critics in the early stages of developing their ideas (COUGH reddit COUGH) - does this mean that today's creator's have a harder time because they are discouraged from pursuing their ideas earlier than in days past? 

Also: Are creators inadvertantly making it harder for themselves by posting too early to reddit? I've seen it happen too many times: People rushing to a subreddit, pitching an idea that is barely fleshed out asking for validation before actually engaging with it and producing not even an early draft. This just asks for being torn down because people will generally not judge your idea's potential but only the effort you have already put in.