u/Gecko17
rode the loco wave 🥥🌊 in Minneapolis
while our beloved coconuts did not win last night, I had so much fun cheering on the most chill team in the league 😎🤙
Banana Ball in Minneapolis! 🍌🥥⚾
a low-scoring, high-trick play game that set the record for most fan-caught foul balls!
my attempt at gay bon jovi
tommy's used to sucking on cocks
bottoms are on strike
he's down on his knees
it's tough, so tough.
gina dreams of 'gina all day
fucking with no man
she's totally gay
in love, in love.
they say we gotta hold on, to the shaft
it doesn't make a difference if it's flaccid and soft
we got each other
and that's enough to bust.
im shooting my shot!
woah I'm halfway there
woah-oh, cummin' in your hair!
take my dick
and I'll suck yours I swear
woah-oh, cummin' in your hair!
Number One Boy played at Banana Ball tonight in Boise, Idaho
idk if I picked the right flair and idk if the livestream link will even be relevant 3 hours from now but -
they played Number One Boy tonight during a Banana Ball game! it's sports entertainment with a very tiktok/reels vibe, so a lot of songs playing for like 20 seconds at a time.
it was during the second inning and I just loved seeing Boy Throb penetrate deeper into the cultural zeitgeist!
banger list of potential VB song titles
"bathroom dad, toilet dad" in the same cadence as "baseball, basketball"
Barack Obama is the only president to ever be born under the same flag he served
Alaska and Hawaii were both admitted into the Union in 1959, when we got the 50 star flag. Barack Obama was born in 1961, meaning he served his presidency under the same flag he was born under. Every previous president has been born under a flag with fewer stars than when they served their presidency.
jazz chisolm jr recovers from a groin injury while his manager blows a bubble
my bookshelf!
i redacted a few spines that might dox my general area. the last two shelves are board games, old textbooks and notebooks :)
how many golden helmets does a bananaball team have in their dugout?
I love the golden batter rule. I particularly love that the golden batter always wears a golden helmet. as we all know, heads come in a variety of shapes and sizes. baseball helmets come in different sizes to accommodate.
do the teams have golden helmets in all common sizes available during games? what happens if a team wishes to invoke a golden batter, only for him to require a rarely-used helmet size that is not available on hand in the golden color?