I hate all of Brian Griffins girlfriends
▲ 308 r/superseriousfamilyguy+1 crossposts

I hate all of Brian Griffins girlfriends

Except Seabreeze. Seabreeze is a victim.

I admit I don't know all their names except the blind one, Quagmires dad, Jillian, whatever that lady from 'The Hills' its called, but how TF do they find a dog attractive enough to sleep with?

I know applying common sense to NPC's in Family Guy is like trying to cut a bonfire with a sword made of wax (I'm very proud of myself for coming up with that simile all by myself :) ) but still, WTF

We have an episode where they all confront Brian together. Good, fine. Now I want one where they all get charged with bestiality.

Oddly specific and unfunny, sure, but I want it

Also I hope Jillian steps a landmine. Fuck her

u/IllustriousRich9345 — 4 days ago
▲ 128 r/lobotomypiece+1 crossposts

Wtf

Are we genuinely serious rn bruh? Let dying aside we can't even have injured people in this manga.

I am still not taking this seriously since it came from Worstgen , I would rather die than believe him

u/IllustriousRich9345 — 4 days ago

Piratefolkers when you tell them to stop watching OP if it makes them so frigging miserable:

Agenda > Happiness IG

I wish I was joking, but everytime you mention something remotely similar to that on PF, this AI bot calls you an "Oda white knighter" and shit

u/IllustriousRich9345 — 4 days ago

Which book did you like better?

I finished Phantom yesterday. I like it better than Hunchback for a couple reasons, but mainly cause, unlike Hugo, Leroux [eventually] remembered he was writing a story, not a love letter to Gothic architecture

u/IllustriousRich9345 — 8 days ago

Wiku appreciation

Art by Mygiorni

"Just be a Nami clone"

"Just be fodder"

"Just be a bum"

IDFC if you think shes fodder. Shes the goat, end of story.

u/IllustriousRich9345 — 10 days ago

I'm gonna be lynched for this take:

At the very least, in the WCI flashback she was.

I like her Death Note-esque idelogy, that since shes doing something good, by having all races kumbaya in Totto Land, in a world where prejudice is the norm, it dosen't matter what war crimes she commits or who she murders along the way.

I espicially like the quote from episode 838:

"If you obey me, everyone will live in happiness; if you disobey, it means you are a selfish, bad person, and selfish people must die!"

She also wears a nice hat when she says this :)

u/IllustriousRich9345 — 12 days ago

Im gonna get lynched for this, but I cant hide it any longer

At the very least, in the WCI flashback she was.

I like her Death Note-esque idelogy, that since shes doing something good, by having all races kumbaya in Totto Land, in a world where prejudice is the norm, it dosen't matter what war crimes she commits or who she murders along the way.

I espicially like the quote from episode 838:

"If you obey me, everyone will live in happiness; if you disobey, it means you are a selfish, bad person, and selfish people must die!"

She also wears a nice hat when she says this :)

u/IllustriousRich9345 — 12 days ago

Im so glad the recency bias for Loki is finally over

I've had to deal with dipshits arguing that 'theirs no proof GV Roger is weaker than Prime Roger'

u/IllustriousRich9345 — 15 days ago
▲ 274 r/xkcd

Theory: Beret Guy and Black Hat are one and the same

That's why they've never appeared in a comic together.

Jekyll and Hyde type shit.

u/IllustriousRich9345 — 19 days ago

Who's the best Laertes you've ever seen in a performance of Hamlet?

I barely watch movies, so these are the only ones I know off.

1.) The graphic novel Laertes' from Hamlet graphic novel by No Fear Shakespeare (bottom right corner)

2.) Good Tickle Brain's Laertes'

u/IllustriousRich9345 — 19 days ago

"Let people enjoy things" they said. "Don't be prudish" they said. "Let them express themselves" they said.

I just looked her up on reddit because I wanted to see if anyone else knew she was a Mihawk fan.

Ah well, I suppose this is a fitting punishment for the heinous crime of being a woman on the internet.

u/IllustriousRich9345 — 23 days ago

Yuji mains are like One Piece

Before you watch One Piece, you think its too long. After you watch it, you think it isn't long enough.

The same way, before you fight a Yuji main, you think they've been nerfed too much. After you fight one, you think they haven't been nerfed enough.

u/IllustriousRich9345 — 24 days ago