u/Realistic-Machine830

Yesterday i was sitting in a cafe and enjoying my coffee alone while doing some vibe coding on my laptop with the free wifi

There comes a girl maybe around 16-18 she came near my table and sat infront of me and started speaking

In a low soft tone

"Kya aapki kabhi haddi tooti hai "

I was just looking at her with an awful face

She then says

"Kya aapne kabhi haddi tutna mehsoos kiya hai "

I was like

*Bhen are you okayyyy

Or

Are you sister of beerbiceps ..

Abhi poochegi "kya aapne kabhi aliens ke baare mai socha hai ".

I didn't had any time for any interrogation I took my laptop and half finished coffee and left that cafe