Looking to become a private investigator

Hi, I want to start by saying I’m too knowledgeable on this topic. However I am taking a few law courses and the idea of becoming a PI has become attractive to me. I always grew up with my grandpa, who was a major book person and who got me into reading. I grew up reading Tom Clancy, John Connolly, etc. and so I have a few basic questions about the field.

  1. How long did it take you to become a PI? What degrees do you need?

  2. Did you have to work with the police to get where you are?

  3. What is your approximate salary/pay? Can you live decently?

  4. Kind’ve an optional question for those it applies too, but how dangerous is the job? I’ve heard it somewhat varies. Should I carry a sidearm even if I don’t plan on using it? What tools DO I need?

  5. Personal question, do you like your job? How long have you been doing it for? How hard is it?

Sorry if I’m asking the wrong questions or worded it really. I’m just trying to get a feel for the field, but thank you in advance for any help.

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u/Senior_Orange8812 — 4 days ago
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My boy refuses to open his right eye

I’ve only noticed this now but he refuses to open his eye. I’ve gotten him to open it occasionally but it’s like his eyelid is stuck, is he okay? What do I do? I don’t have any insurance. Why is this happening?

u/Senior_Orange8812 — 17 days ago

Need new books

Hi, I finished Flight of the Eisenstein and was kinda turned off after that (I personally didn’t enjoy it) and I recently started the Siege of Terra novels, however I’m looking for new paperback heresy books to read, which I know is a bit of a tall order. Preferably from the traitor side please:) I’m open to pretty much any suggestions, but if it has a precursor/series it’s apart of I’d love to know if.

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u/Senior_Orange8812 — 20 days ago

Where to get gauze bandages?

I’m not entirely sure if this is the right place but I hope so. I severely struggle with self harm and I used to use bandages as a way of prevention. I struggle with severe depression where doing anything feels like a chore, and if my wrist is just covered in bandages I would feel e lazy to cut. But we just moved and we don’t have any money currently, and my mom thinks I’m a pussy for what I do. Is there anyway for me to get free/in expensive gauze bandages from somewhere? I would prefer not too tough it out

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u/Senior_Orange8812 — 22 days ago

Kingstone is actually hell

I feel like a fucking second rate conscript from Kazakhstan charging into Chechnya, we are literally an unpaid mass of conscripts charging with assault rifles into barbed wire trenches with machine guns. Like moths to a flame we are. The Dusk assault rifle is genuinely the only saving grace in this bottomless pit of bodies, the amount of veteran support required after this battle will be astronomical. For every trench we gain 20 more of these baby eaters charge us, also HUGE smooch to our medics. These guys are beautiful.

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u/Senior_Orange8812 — 23 days ago

I hate people who don’t read the source material

I hate the larpers on TikTok Warhammer that don’t read the source material. No Tyberos isn’t the size of a primarch, no Krieg aren’t suicidal maniacs (atleast to what I have read) I just HATE peoples who get their knowledge and opinions of the setting from yt shorts and TikTok. I realize everyone is not a book nerd like I am, but PLEASE just pick up a book on Warhammer once. Read one book of your faction/chapter please, or even just an audiobook. Just something official to Warhammer I beg of you

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u/Senior_Orange8812 — 23 days ago

Looking to get a thousand sons army

Question is in the title. For a few years now I have owned some TSons models, but never any interest. But replaying the space marine two game is really making me reconsider, I’m going to read the Ahirman omnibus and a few other TSONS books to get the feel of things, but I’m really looking towards making a custom warband using some 30K models from wartable games. Any idea on how to build a good army list for TSONS? Any advice and suggestions would be appreciated.

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u/Senior_Orange8812 — 24 days ago

Salute to the wardens at the treasury

You boys are putting up a valiant fight, even after straight shelling from my regiment for close to an hour, still holding strong. We did trade a Hatchet for one of your big tanks, so good there I suppose. Thank you for a great fight today! But the treasury will be green.

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u/Senior_Orange8812 — 28 days ago

I think my son is gay. How do I stop?

I cut his balls off frankly because they were too big for his tiny ass, but now I’m afraid he is gay. Now he won’t mate with his siblings or his mother, I’m aware that’s morally wrong, but he is a cat, and cats don’t have morals. Also quite frankly, he is retarded. Quite severely I believe. He also refuses to mate with his milf aunt who lives in the same household. I’m scared he is gay, what do I do? Put him in Afghanistan? 2-3 years Dagestan? How do I erase gay? I am a bisexual trans woman. I can be the only gay person in the household. How do I remove gay from my son? Conversion therapy? Do I poke him with a stick?

u/Senior_Orange8812 — 29 days ago

Good places to advertise?

I am apart of a Colonial tanker/infantry regiment that occasionally does air and naval operations. Any ideas where I can try and post to find members for the regiment? (Other than ingame, we post signs enough lol)

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u/Senior_Orange8812 — 1 month ago

but why is Cypers profile a plasma pistol and a bolt pistol?

I don’t know his lore, but I’m curious why his profile is a bolt pistol and a plasma pistol. Why not use the sword on his model? Again I don’t know the lore of the fallen/Cypher, but I’m curious why.

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u/Senior_Orange8812 — 1 month ago

I believe my father and I were shot by the CIA in 2018

Hi, I believe this post is valid here, but please tell me if it’s not and I will remove it. I simply want to share my father and I’s experience

( prelude to the story )This is most likely one of my most haunting memories. My father (I’ll refer to as J) was very active on conspiracy boards on 4Chan and another website in the 2000’s, I can’t remember the name of it, but I remember my father saying it turned out to be a honey pot for the FBI. He was very much into the occult and study of esoteric religion and history, and before he died he got me into the rabbit hole. Which I’ve only been digging deeper into. So, now for the actual story. (As I remember it, it’s been a hot second) my father was talking with a man on 4Chan or Reddit (from this sub I believe) and after a while of talking about the occult and Freemasons and at some point the account was banned(I believe, despite them planning to meet up)

So there’s some things to be known about how the neighborhood is situated. It’s a long road, on the right side is a wall of wood holding up a few houses along the sidewalk (very important) and on the left is a hill, with a few houses at the bottom and some more at the top. As we were walking down the sidewalk on the left a bullet hit infront of me, but it was very weird. There wasn’t any flash (according to my father) and there wasn’t really a whistling. Just a crack into the wood. I was very confused when my dad grabbed my arm and told me to run, because all I heard was the wood split. Not a gunshot (at least to my memory) My father and I run back down the street and call the police. And a little while later my father called back to check on if something happened, but the police denied such call was ever placed. There was plenty more stories of my father that he never got to tell me. He took his own life a month ago.

Thank you and sorry for my poor writing, I’m more of a reader than I am a writer. I believe my father posted time to time in this subreddit as well. Please let me know what you guys think of this.

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u/Senior_Orange8812 — 1 month ago

Is my list still okay for 11th edition?

Chaos - Chaos Space Marines - Pactbound Zealots

2x Fabius Bile (100pts): Warlord
Kravek Morne (120pts)

10x Cultist Mob (50pts): Mark of Chaos: Mark of Nurgle
5x Legionaries (90pts): Mark of Chaos: Mark of Slaanesh

5x Chaos Terminator Squad (180pts): Mark of Chaos: Mark of Tzeentch
10x Chosen (250pts): Mark of Chaos: Mark of Slaanesh
5x Havocs (125pts): Mark of Chaos: Mark of Slaanesh
10x Possessed (240pts): Mark of Chaos: Mark of Slaanesh
5x Raptors (110pts): Mark of Chaos: Mark of Slaanesh
5x Raptors (110pts): Mark of Chaos: Mark of Slaanesh
5x Warp Talons (125pts): Mark of Chaos: Mark of Slaanesh
Defiler (250pts)
Forgefiend (170pts)
Chaos Rhino (75pts)

I haven’t played a game of 11th Ed yet, but I’m wondering if my list is still okay to play. Any major changes?

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u/Senior_Orange8812 — 2 months ago

What would your warbands end goal be?

I’ve always wondered what warbands end goals are, since so far in lore they are never really explained to me. So, what are your warbands end goals? Complete annihilation of the imperium? Death of all the Dark Angels? Revenge? Whole sale slaughter? And why? And thank you for all the responses in advance!

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u/Senior_Orange8812 — 2 months ago
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I think my cousins hedgehog needs a better cage

Hi, I want to state that this is not my hedgehog. This is my cousins, and I was recently visiting my family in Thailand, and the house maid showed me their hedgehog. I have no experience with hedgehogs whatsoever, but I used to care for a hamster. I could be wrong, but I think the poor baby needs a way bigger cage. They also just let her roam around the house unguided sometimes. I don’t know what I can do to convince them that the poor girl needs more space (if she does) her name is Kimchi

u/Senior_Orange8812 — 2 months ago

Way to buff the model my leviathan?

I hate the defiler model, and my Warband isn’t completely chaos (sorta) and I wanted to use a leviathan as defiler proxy. The idea was too throw it on a 160, some height surgery, and have it standing on a severely fucked up rhino, but the guys in the discord said it’s still too small, same height sure, but still too small. Any idea on what I can do to make him bigger?

u/Senior_Orange8812 — 2 months ago

Sharing some thoughts

Hello brothers and sisters,

I picked up a 10 man box of MKVI assault marines and the NL helmets and FW chainglaives. I was going to kitbash a squad of possessed, in my war-bands lore a few claws fell to Slaneeshi worship and use accursed chainglaives. I have a 3D print of a dead cadian in a pose that makes him look like he’s leaning against a wall, and I’ll have one of my marines dragging the poor guy. I’ll show some photos when I get home and can actually make these guys but I’m super giddy about the idea. I love bringing my custom units to life.

u/Senior_Orange8812 — 2 months ago