Thoughts on .380 Auto Pocket Guns of Yesteryear
Specifically the Walther PPK, Beretta M34, and M70/70s.
Before we go any further, let’s break the ice hard- the Walther PPK is only known as well as it is and has only been in continuous production solely due to a certain British spy by the name of Bond- James Bond, to be exact. By any other metric, it falls by the wayside along with every other pocket pistol of yesteryear, with its only notable exception being its DA/SA capability and decocker function. Is it a capable gun ? Yes. Is it a beautiful gun ? Yes. Outside of that, you constantly see reports of slide bite, beaver tail bite, razor sharp machining in places any user doesn’t want it, and unreliability in general at a timing absolutely unacceptable for a defensive handgun. Now let’s move on.
After having one of both a Beretta ‘34 and PP, as well as a Radom P-64 and Makarov; I must admit that I am truly baffled. This arsenal refurbished ‘34 is carry melted all over- only sharp and defined edges are internally where you would expect them, and even then; the edges are chamfered. My new Walther PP was absolutely atrocious- a chef would’ve loved its multiple razor sharp edges, but a 50rd box left me bleeding and bruised like Hannibal Lector had gotten hold of solely my firing hand (and what’s more, Walther refused to even look at my new production gun).
The ‘34 has none of these issues, anywhere you look- the only hiccups you ever hear tale of are those normally associated with 50yo+ surplus handguns- general wear and tear. Beretta’s M70 and M70/s were (in my opinion) attempted “modernization” of the 1934’s ideology, but fell flat on it’s face when the 80 Series came on the scene- nothing wrong with the platform- an absolutely spectacular gun from everything I’ve found… it just didn’t quite make the cut in Beretta’s lineup.
I firmly believe that if Bond had carried a Beretta M1934, or if Beretta had pulled a S&W and brought back a “Classic” M1934 or even an updated M70s at an affordable price with slightly updated modern features (useable SIGHTS !!!), I do believe they could’ve had the pocket .380 market by the family jewels in a vice grip. Heck, they could’ve used the M34 or M70 design in place of the fiasco that is the Tomcat and still came out on top.
I’d like to hear your thoughts.