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From ESPN: Roger Goodell says 'no doubt' NFL will have team based outside U.S.

I have far too many questions about the logistics of this whole thing.

1. Are you sure that all 32 teams in this league are all hunky dory? Nobody’s currently in the Process of fucking off to another city, or demanding brand new stadiums because the ones they currently have are antiquated and need serious renovations? No worthless owners making a mockery of your league as it stands?

2. How the fuck are you going to manage travel, especially if you’re going to Europe? Also, holy Time Zone Change, Batman!

3. If you play games in the Southern Hemisphere, you are aware that given the current schedule, you will be going into Summer in Places like Brazil and Australia, right? Not sure how that’s gonna turn out… have fun dealing with wildly different climates…

4. Europe already HAS Soccer, and it’s far more popular than you think…

5. Canada already Has the CFL, which uses completely different fields than the NFL. How’s that gonna fold into this whole mix?

6. Australia already has Rugby and their own AFL.

7. How will this impact scheduling? Are we going to see teams playing games multiple times per week, like going from Sunday to Thursday? Also, remember that Europe is also up to 13 hours AHEAD of the US…

8. Will you even have enough players to make this bullshit work? The football on display is already pretty messy, and you’re going to dilute that product even further?

9. Have you considered being anything but a Clueless Anti-Football Pussy?

10. No, seriously, are you ABSOLUTELY SURE that the league even here in the US isn’t already a fucking joke?

There’s plenty more questions that deserve to be asked, and I’m certain Roger will have suitable answers for none of them.

LOLMets infected the Padres.

The Mets swept the Gnats! You love to see it. I wanted to shamelessly steal a segment from wfan’s Rico Brogna Podcast, and ask all of you what your picks for the Man Right Now and the Net Negative were for this 3-game Sweep.

For those unaware, The Man Right Now is the Star of the Series! Whether the Mets win or lose a series, who had the most impact to lead the team to victory? Or did their best to keep the series afloat? Consider the following:

- Clutch ABs
- Most Hits, Walks, RBIs, etc.
- Stellar Defensive Plays
- Dominant/ Clutch Pitching.
- Feel-Good Stories.

For My Money, I Nominate Jared Young as THE MAN Right Now!
- 5 for 12 w/ 5 RBI, HR
- Hit in All 3 Games
- Game-Winning RBI in G3

Honorable Mentions:
- Carson Benge (2 RBI, Several Great Defensive Plays, including a Fly Out turned Double Play!)
- Bo Bichette (5 for 11, Hit in All 3 Games, OB 4x in G3)
- Francisco Lindor (4 for 10, OB 7x, Hit in All 3 Games, WO RBI in G2)
- Nate Lavender (2 Appearances, Stranded 4 Inherited Baserunners)
- Kodai Senga (2 Saves, 2.0 IP, 3K, he’s adapting well into a Closer)

As for The Net Negative, who would you say had the worst impact on the series? Consider the Following:

- Worst Batting Performances
- Bad Challenges
- Errors Committed
- Poor Pitching Performances

I hate to pick on the kids, but I feel like the Dishonor unfortunately belongs to A.J. Ewing this series.
- 0 for 12 w/ 4SO
- 1 BB (caught Stealing and Picked off)
- The Only Player to not record a hit this series.
- Sorry dude, I hope you get out of this funk.

Dishonorable Mentions:
- Jorge Polanco (2 for 8, 3 SO, wasted challenge on Clear 3rd Strike in 8th inning in a 1 Run Game, stranded Bases Loaded)
- Luis Robert Jr (1 for 6, 2 SO)

Thanks to your worthless bats and garbage defense, Toronto is now back in a wild card spot. Why are you giving them false hope, you fools?

[buzzing in ear] wait, you mean to tell me Toronto is still 3 games under .500? Good god, the AL Fucking Sucks, this year!

Watch this lead you have magically vanish in the blink of an eye!

You were gone too soon.

Congress asks MLB to take action after Bryce Harper betting video

After a season high 4-game winning streak (plan the fucking parade boys), some delusional Mets fans/ baseball skeptics seemed to think that the Mets were turning a corner.

That false hope also led you to setting a minor league journeyman in ROBERT STOCK as your 5th starter, who miraculously pitched 5 innings of not-dogshit baseball.

And where did that false hope get you?

Back to the dumpster fire of LOLMets, of course! Any why not give up 8 runs to the fucking pirates before the 4th inning is over? Poor Robert’s Stock was so far down in the gutter, you could say he filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy.

The poor man looked absolutely miserable as he loaded the bases repeatedly in this shameful display of pitching. I feel for that bastard.

This week, The Gang decides to get addicted to autoerotic asphyxiation!

You would think losing a series to a rotting Marlins team that’s been dead for weeks would be one thing, but the Phillies are nothing if not creative in their methods to torture their fans and frustrate the hell out of baseball lovers.

A 6-run lead should be nothing for the Phils, Right? Right?

RIGHT?!