The Canadiens give the fans giant inflatable hotdog and bun with a goal of putting them together. The fans instead throw them on the ice with the bun hitting the Habs bench.
u/MisterProfGuy — 4 days ago
u/TheRealGreeneMachine
r/ALeastmemewar r/NHLMemes r/TampaBayLightning r/Astros r/nhl r/tcap r/penguins r/FloridaPanthers r/NFLv2 r/EdmontonOilers r/nfcsouthmemewar r/AFCSouthMemeWar r/hockeynews r/NBAEastMemeWar r/AnaheimDucks r/NLEastMemeWar r/NewYorkMets r/NewYorkIslanders r/NLBest r/AFCEastMemeWar r/hockey r/NHLcirclejerk r/mets r/motorcitykitties r/mlb r/canes r/UrinatingTree r/NHLCentralMemeWar r/MapPorn r/leafs r/LiveFromNewYork r/Utah_Hockey r/NFCEastMemeWar r/MLBVibes r/wildhockey r/goldenknights r/AtlanticMemeWar r/hockeymemes r/baseballcirclejerk r/PacificMemeWar r/MetropolitanMemeWar
▲ 61 r/PacificMemeWar
We Now Return to your regularly scheduled Tank.
u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 13 days ago
It’s impressive that anyone would want to stick with Pittsburgh that long…
u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 14 days ago
▲ 80 r/UrinatingTree
It’s game 1, and we already have the Greatest Game in NHL Season!
u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 15 days ago
▲ 45 r/PacificMemeWar
Corporate is Asking you to tell the Difference between these two Pictures…
u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 15 days ago
▲ 33 r/UrinatingTree
The Tree Jinx is in effect after less than 12 hours of uploading.
Nice job Red Sox immolating to the Yankees. How the fuck do you let Austin Wells get multiple hits in a single game?
u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 15 days ago
▲ 134 r/UrinatingTree
This NBC Scorebug is Clean as Hell!
Very nice, very readable. I don’t know how I feel about the metallic texture for the Team Logos and scores, but I dig it!
u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 15 days ago
See, Vegas! It’s not THAT hard to beat Brandon’s Bussi
u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 15 days ago
▲ 32 r/mets
RIP “Run Prevention” (2025-2026)
When asked about how good the run prevention was, David Stearns admitted that he created a meme and chose to retire the phrase.
He will now be officially using the canon terms “Pitching and Defense” like most of the civilized world.
u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 16 days ago
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!
HOCKEY IS BACK!
And that means new Memes for an age!
Who will claim the Metro this year?
Who will suck the most ass?
And how will the NHL find new and impressive ways to torture us all!
Just be sure to hold onto your butts,
Fasten your Seatbelts,
Rev up those fryers,
Secure all exits to the mall,
Open the Three-Ring Circus,
And above all else: HAVE FUN!
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your flavor.
u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 16 days ago
▲ 224 r/Astros
New York Mets fan/ psychopath coming in peace.
I wish you guys the best of luck to win your division.
Long live 1962 Expansion Teams!
u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 21 days ago