▲ 4 r/Kenya

I know what I saw

Hebu men come here kidogo.

When did we normalize relieving ourselves side by side hadi huku inje kwa baro? Jana I was walking around where I stay na nikiturn a certain corner I met these two fellas who from where I was I could literally tell they were looking at each others dudu😂. Na venye waliniangalia I coud see mischief hidden behind their faces.

Nyi watu mtanionyesha mambo mingi sana.

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u/Thelongwayhome254 — 24 hours ago

Damn, zimenasa iyo design. High clouds.

Nimetap pause kwa spotify as I type to reply to someone juu nilikua nataka kualign thoughts bila kelele. So as I type, I hear haka kasound maji hutoa ikidrop. So nikiwacha kutype niangalia side ya mlango cause naskua sauti inatoka na huko, all of a sudden pia hiyo inawacha. 😂 then I realised that kumbe all that time ni juu ya kutype na keyboard ya phone inatoa sauti kwa woofer pia

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u/Thelongwayhome254 — 2 days ago
▲ 14 r/Kenya

Karibu ni rant kama wangeenda na hiyo thate ya mi

Guys am I the only one huweka tokens alafu iseme reject naanza kucatch alafu najiambia tu kimoyomoyo (nkt! I can't find the right word to describe this feeling ama sijui ni emotions) "Si ikatae tena ndo nipate kitu ya kurant venye Kenya power inakuanga disorganised na wezi.

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u/Thelongwayhome254 — 3 days ago
▲ 52 r/Apples

I really enjoyed the bites😇

Today I was walking around the market and something just kept pushing me to get an apple and I did. I really enjoyed it. Guess I just found my new favourite fruit.

u/Thelongwayhome254 — 3 days ago
▲ 49 r/Kenya

Why are you not asking them for help?😂

I don't know if y'all can relate, but I think most of us (if not all) have someone or even several people in our contact list who are doing well financially and could help us out if we reached out. But there's this wall between us and them that we just can't seem to climb over. Instead, you'll find yourself asking a fellow brokie 😂 for a boost rather than reaching out to them.

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u/Thelongwayhome254 — 5 days ago

Hmm, mi sikua naserve😂 I was among the crazy ones

Back in high school tulikua tunamunch na table of 18. Most times serving was just chill, everyone sitted ni mastori tu, no rush at all, all plates on the table; but acha siku ya nyama ifike😂 hizo plates lazima zitoke kwa ground 😂😂na kila msee anago berserk at once kwa dh mzima. Plates zinagongwa left right and centre 😂 everyone would just go crazy man. How was your school guys?

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u/Thelongwayhome254 — 12 days ago