Oraetta Mayflower - underrated nutjob in the Fargo universe. Also, one of the best lines in the entire series.
▲ 263 r/FargoTV

Oraetta Mayflower - underrated nutjob in the Fargo universe. Also, one of the best lines in the entire series.

u/ThoughtPolice66 — 22 hours ago
▲ 4 r/Cheers

The guy can't help it.

I guess the root of my behaviour, like everybody's, is my low self-esteem.

I never thought I was very pretty or had any particular talent.

The only time I felt special was when men were attracted to me sexually.

And it started out innocently enough, you know.

I would sleep with a guy on the first date, every now and then.

But it wasn't long before I was having a first date every night.

And soon, sex was all I could think about.

Morning, noon and night.

Seven days a week.

It wasn't enough as far as quantity, it had to be dangerous, too.

I would duck into an alleyway with a guy on the way to work.

Or I'd stop an elevator between floors.

Sneak a guy into a department store dressing room.

I would love to put a stop to this, because I I feel like my appetites are out of control.

I mean, I hunger for it constantly.

And there is no limit to how low I'll go.

There's no chance I won't take.

No fantasy I won't fulfill.

My lust controls me and that's why I'm here.

So, do you like Chinese food?

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u/ThoughtPolice66 — 3 days ago
▲ 163 r/Cheers

275 episodes, 11 years, and An Old Fashioned Wedding is the funniest of them all.

u/ThoughtPolice66 — 8 days ago
▲ 27 r/Cheers

Just realized the Women' s bathroom was much bigger and nicer than the Men's bathroom.

u/ThoughtPolice66 — 9 days ago

Although The Stand is an incredible ride (particularly the uncut edition), will always view 11/22/63 as King's magnum opus.

u/ThoughtPolice66 — 10 days ago
▲ 180 r/Cheers

Yeah, and I've had a bellyful of that Ayatollah guy. Quite frankly I don't like what's been happening in the Persian Gulf. So, I'm off to... Uh, I'm off to Persia.

u/ThoughtPolice66 — 10 days ago
▲ 227 r/Scrubs

First time watching series. Just watched My Screw Up. For a show that has proven to be the funniest show i have ever seen, damn...it gives some serious emotional moments. This show is a masterclass in comedy and how to handle death.

u/ThoughtPolice66 — 18 days ago
▲ 427 r/80s

🎵🎵 Muffy in the bathroom stall, Margaret by the lake. Susan down in Whitley Hall, Constance on the make. Constance Fry, Constance Fry, anytime you call. Constance would fulfill your needs..Winter, Spring or Fall. 🎵🎵

u/ThoughtPolice66 — 20 days ago
▲ 15 r/Cheers

Had this been a real poster, it would have easily out sold Farrah Fawcett's poster.

u/ThoughtPolice66 — 21 days ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 10.0k r/nhl+2 crossposts

NHL 94 - Quite possibly the best video game ever.

u/1066Woody — 24 days ago
▲ 168 r/Cheers

Whomever wrote this episode was a comedic genius. Rapping, Woody's dancing, and Little Sam's hair is a perfect match for Sam.

u/ThoughtPolice66 — 27 days ago