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"one of the major divisions of a long poem"

He goes to the car rental place bright and early, sees a long line, leaves, and decides to comes back later. The line is still long and he says it takes him 30 minutes to get a car. Then he shows up late to the team and says the problem was he couldn’t get a car. You left! If you had just stayed and waited on the long line the first time you would have been on time.

I grew up in a Skippy Super Chunk household. I’ve tried other brands. They are mostly also good, but I was partial to Skippy and stuck with it.

I never understood the people bothering with natural peanut butters. Why would I want to deal with stirring the oil back in when modern science invented hydrogenated fats? What am I, an unwashed hippy? An Amish luddite? Should I be churning my own butter, too?

But I saw enough people raving about natural peanut butter that I decided to give it a try. The stirring was a little annoying at first, but I quickly got used to it. And the flavor was in fact better. I’ve been through three jars of Teddie’s in the last two months.

Well, today I was enjoying an apple with some Teddie’s at lunch when I ran out. I realized I still had some Skippy left in the pantry and used that for the remainder. It was a night and day difference. I didn’t like the texture of the emulsifier or the sweetness of the added sugar.

I can’t go back to Skippy. I’m a stirrer for life now!

"Relating to a word or an expression whose meaning depends on who says it, where they are, who they are talking to."

"with all possible speed"