u/broads-love2

bubble bubble toil and trouble

paw patrol chase and paw patrol rubble

safety scissors and eye of newt

strawberry-watermelon flavored shampoot

scrub a dub dub and a snip snip snip

in my big poncho I get my new clip

they give me a dum dum and brush off my hair

as my big fat tall ass gets up off their chair

and all of the children start whispering gossip

but I bet they’re saying how I look so awesome

I’m Obsessed with the notorious weird grandma sauce but I’m trying to eat vegan so you know, do they serve the impossible grandma patty? I’d love to wash it down with a seven brew and a slice. Of Alberta toast for dessert yippee yes siree

I’m a queer dude originally from Florida so visiting Portland is like a dream come true for me. I want to make the most of the culture here but in a way that suits me liek… I like to get down and go looney tunes on a Friday night, but at the same time I’m not about that FREAK life yknow. I’m looking for some tasteful yet riotous homosexual activities if you would be so kind as to clue me in.

My grandmas scary

Why haven’t they released this god damn burger yet?

If they don’t mess it up, I hope it looks like this. 😗

Scary Grandma Sesame Seed Bun
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Muenster Cheese Slice
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Two ButterBerger patties
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Mild Grandma Sauce
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Bottom Bun
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Lettuce and GreenBeanz
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Bottom Bun 2

I made it myself and it was so. much. win. If Culver’s doesn’t make this burger, then I’ll

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Hey all. I’ve been visiting the city and encountered some smells that have me like… what the what? walking down the street I sensed some volatile organic compound type sensations with a side of buttery popcorn as if someone just ripped a can of spray paint in a movie theater. Lots of very chemically scents of different natures. Any idea what this might be? I hope it’s nothing too weird

Most of you probably don’t know who my opp is so let me explain. He is a skittering scootering menace who is maybe lowkey copying me when I travel. He’s a gluten free hipster and he drives me up. the freaking. wall. yo.

if he wants to steal my thingie maybe I’ll just have to steal his and go vegan. Veggies and celery and broc and cilantro, tomato potato the pepper head honcho. That will be me of course. I’ve already started my journey with bundles and bundles of purple yams and lettuce and berries galore. I’m having a pretty splendid time so far except for maybe... well I shant say it here. lol! Any tips for a new vegan? I’m still trying it out but IIIII think I might like this new me

If i was in charge of the menu for Canes here is what I would add;

3pc Chicken Strip, 4pc schicken scripts(?), the Texas Toast, Raising Plumz Sauce, Farfaille, the Birmingham Blubbering Beverage, Chicken scripts, the Missouri Toast, the FAMOUS Utah Utensil, French Fries, the Alberta toast, the toast

Yeah

A lot of crushes have told me its not normal to poop purple but i started an all yam diet recently and i think that it has something to do with it i don't know why it matters anyways. What goes out the back door doesn't affect whats going in.

I want some classic home cooking granny style recipes but with an unnerving, edgy twist. Please rec me anything if it fits this category thank yewwww <3

i’ve been obsessed with this lately, it’s a weird combo but god i love it. been eating it like the last week. cheers!

Title^

Asked a bouncer if I could try some of his thingy (some vape thing I hadn't seen before didn't know) and he smaked me dead on my ass. Not on my ass, like he just hit me real hard. But anyways, I was asking to have a smoke and i guess that's too woke. Any thoughts? anybody else have a problem with this? thanks. xoxo broads-love2

Earl Grey

Lady Grey

Father Brown

Derrick Rose

thats all I can think of let me know if you can come up with another

I feel like I might be weird for this but to me it just makes the most sense. Every library and bookstore has a huge mystery section so it’s not like I’m gonna be able to read every single one, so how to know which are the best? I like to sample a lot of books in one go, then skip to the end, and if the solution is interesting enough to make me wonder how they got there, I’ll get the book to find out. This is how I picked my summer beach reads for this week. Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun!