
my best friend is a fly
there’s a fly in my kitchen who has been buzzing around for a month, i’ve tried to kill it like four times but it never works and I can tell it was teasing me because it would fly around me every time after. anyway, I got tired of killing it and started leaving out overly ripe banana for it to feast on while I spoke to it about my problems. now it comes back to me every morning when I cook
crispy bacon on paper towel