




I feel like I know who's the man Madonna was talking about in L.E.S. Girl
Michael Gira, frontman of the band Swans.
He and Madonna briefly dated in the early 1980s in New York. At the time, Madonna was living and playing in a band with early Swans members Dan and Josh Braun.
As a massive fan of both, I’m spiraling down a rabbit hole trying to connect the dots regarding her track L.E.S. Girl; The song bio for L.E.S. Girl notes that it recounts Madonna's days as a Lower East Side girl experiencing a coming of age and falling in love in New York. In an interview with The Independent, she mentions living in an abandoned synagogue in Queens and breaking up with a boyfriend because he wouldn't let her be the singer in the band.
We know that during the early 1980s, Madonna was living and playing in a band with early Swans members Dan and Josh Braun. I am 100% convinced it is about Michael Gira.
Here is the evidence:
- Danceteria connection
Take a look at the excerpt from Sonic Youth's Thurston Moore's memoir; He explicitly confirms the romance, writing: "Michael Gira was delighted, if not a little surprised, to share with us that he had a little bit of a thing going on with this buzzing sprite... Madonna moseyed over to where we all were to sit on Michael's lap". Moore later notes that the dalliance was short-lived and that they later drifted apart because they felt "too cool" for her pop music as she blew up into a global superstar.
- Marlon Brando
In the Interview Magazine, Madonna openes up further about this specific relationship: "This guy I was dating who was a musician and I was in love with, was really an archetype. But I’m not going to say his name. If he had a Marlon Brando face, he’s hot. Who’s hotter than Marlon Brando?" If you look at photos of a young Michael Gira from the early '80s, he absolutely possessed EXACTLY that Marlon Brando archetype Madonna is talking about.
Knowing Gira's incredibly intense, uncompromising, and dark artistic persona, it makes complete sense why a relationship with someone as fiercely ambitious and pop-oriented as Madonna would be explosive and short-lived.
It honestly pains me to think about it. As a fan of both artists, imagining Madonna looking back decades later on her time with Gira with such a bittersweet, contemplative fondness, especially immortalizing it on a track like L.E.S. Girl, is breaking me.
Again this is just my dumb theory, and hopefully it'll land somewhere, loveee