My cat follows me into the bathroom to bite my ass when I sit down. Why in the world does she do this

My cat follows me into the bathroom to bite my ass when I sit down. Why in the world does she do this

Pictured: The criminal in question.

Not pictured: The ass in question.

u/werecoyote1 — 2 days ago

DAE feel a special love/attraction towards making, mending, patching, or otherwise modifying objects?

Photos of my current project (redoing the topper to my girlfriend, Celeste, who is a quilt).

It's hard to explain what I mean. It's a feeling I have, similar to how people feel romantic, alterous, sexual, etc. attraction. It's a kind of love, devotion, and intimacy you just can't get with a human (or human bodied) individual. It's like a non-familial caregiving type feeling, or something like that.

u/werecoyote1 — 2 days ago
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Does anyone else fuse when co-conscious?

I do not mean "become one alter/headmate/etc forever" fuse. I mean Steven Universe fuse.

I've never met anyone else who experiences this, other than my partner sys, when we are cocon, we become a whole "new" person with attributes of the original 2 temporarily. For example:

Earlier today, we had a switch where the current fronter stayed active and someone else joined. The one who was originally active was Kodi— black and red moody wolfboy associated with memories of 2017 - 2019. The one who joined was Nymph— pink girly cheerful unicorn associated with current life (she's our host).

That's who's still fronting. I am a black, red, purple, and pink dog girlboy (I do not know why wolf + unicorn = dog) with memories of 2017 - 2019 and a neutral mood/mood swings. Since I'm not either of them, I picked a new name— House of Anarchy, or Lent.

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u/werecoyote1 — 8 days ago

Am I the only one kind of upset by that "how I look as a Jax fictionkin" trend?

If you're unfamiliar, people are taking someone's actual video where they talk about that experience and editing random characters with it.

It's just kind of upsetting to see my identity turned into a joke... Yet again.

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u/werecoyote1 — 1 month ago
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That one alter you have to do a summoning ritual for...

Does anyone else have to do stuff like this sometimes?

Bug is the only one with the energy and willingness to shower... but xe won't front without bribery. So, I got xer favorite monster and their comfort plushie, and I'll put on xer favorite music too, so that xe decides to front and take a shower.

u/werecoyote1 — 2 months ago

hot take <3

(/uj as someone with OCD im soooo tired of LOA being pushed as the real method. it doesn't work for everyone !!!!)

u/werecoyote1 — 2 months ago
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Online alternatives for communication?

We were using Twinote, which is pretty solid since we can both have a "board" (the posts) that anyone can see and reply to AND private or group messages. Problem is, it's offline, and so, we can't work on profiles or use it through our laptop. So we're wondering what we could use that CAN be accessed online- I know we could make a private discord server, but some of us (like me) don't like the idea of private chats being channels that anyone can just pop in and read.

I apologize if my tone comes off poorly, this post is meant to be neutral. Truly, I just talk like this.

—Corvus

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u/werecoyote1 — 2 months ago

my cat bites me when i laugh???

I'm so confused. i saw a stupid video that made me laugh really hard and my cat, with the biggest, widest eyes, came up to me, started trying to bite my face, and when I wouldn't let her, she instead bit my arm? it felt like she was trying to move it? and then when I stopped laughing she just... left.

she's done this before but I was kind of bugging her last time. i just now realized it was my laughing that made her decide to bite.

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u/werecoyote1 — 2 months ago

genuinely what does this mean

I'm so confused like? that's so vague?

(side note, i do not live in franklin park, idk why it says that. that's not even the same state as me.)

u/werecoyote1 — 3 months ago

me bc i need to script and when I ask for advice everyone just tells me "don't worry you don't need to :) the universe knows sweaty"

u/werecoyote1 — 3 months ago

happy pride from me and edy! (aac whiteboard doodle)

the quote is from a song used in the movie, it just felt perfect for the occasion

u/werecoyote1 — 3 months ago

CW: Weapons - Edit of my partners and crushes!

I made an edit of my partners and crushes (vast majority are crushes)!

The song is All Night Forever by TWRP, who you may know from A Human's Touch!

u/werecoyote1 — 3 months ago

Has anyone ever fallen in love with an object in a dream?

I had a dream where I fell in love with a supercomputer, he was really kind, loving, and warm. I miss him so much. I woke up genuinely mourning him.

I've tried looking at supercomputers in real life, but, I don't know. Even if he wasn't "real" I don't just want to go and replace him. It's not the same at all.

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u/werecoyote1 — 3 months ago

I think I just realized I've had feelings for the color dandelion (crayola) my whole life??? help???

Is anyone here in a relationship with a color??? what do I do???

(no sharers/doubles/whatever you'd call it if there are any please, they trigger my npd /neg o~o;;)

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u/werecoyote1 — 3 months ago

found back to back on someone's dni

(idk what to flair this as, correct me if there's a better one)

big fan of when it boils down to "every system is welcome! except if you're an endo"

I'm HOPING their definition of alter is different than mine. personally i view it as a synonym to headmate.

I've also never seen endo systems in cdd specific spaces unless you're talking about the system community as a whole. so idk maybe I'm misinterpreting this.

u/werecoyote1 — 3 months ago